If dogs had Quora, what kind of questions would they ask?
Note: some of this migh be offensive. You have been warnedWhy did my owner call me a bad dog and throw a pillow at me when I saw him licking somebody else’s butt?Hypothetical question: if dogs met Alpha-177 Canine, what would happen? (Alfa-177 Canine)Are humans that dislike pit bulls racist?Who looks better: Russian or German bitches?What does car taste like?What food produces best poo?My owner can’t hold a freesbee, it always escapes. Is it normal? What should I do?What is your favourite breed of humans?Why are humans so racist? They openly claim that they have a favourite breed of dogs?What is your experience with wolves?Do you or any of your relatives serve in K9s or armed forces? Can you tell me the experience?Humans keep pedigrees of us. How can I convince them it’s eugenics and totally not okay?How can I turn the sentence “I love my human SOOO much !!!” into a question so I can brag about it on quora?What is your favorite human from moving pictures? My favourite is the one running with big freesbee.Other pups call me wom**? How should I deal with the bullying?How can I make my owner stop buying things with Scooby-Doo? Those are offensive carricatures on Great Dane, how do I tell him that?Why was I kidnapped by humans. The truck they had said PETA, with a rabbit. I thought they are going to feed me rabbit peta, but they have a lot of dead dogs. What is going on? What should I do?My owner drowned my kids, yet I still love him? Is it wrong?My owner bought me to a guy named Vet who chopped my balls off. Should I bite Vet’s balls off too?A guy smelling like delecious food invaded our territory, and my owner stole his food, but he did not let me help him? How do I convince him 1 year old is old enough to help protect our area?I’ll add more laterWell, here’s more21. Why did my owner put disgusting yellow things on delecious pizza?22. What are your thoughts on third wave bitch rights mvement?23. My owner has chew toy that always smells of her even through it has no tooth marks. When I chewed it, she fell on the floor laughing. The thing was about 15 inches, cylindrical witha round tip. What did I do?24. Why does my owner stares at newspapers instead of chewing them?P. S. Thank you Neha Rastogi for correcting my grammar!
Why is the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks hated by so many Star Wars fans?
He may be hated for many things (discussed later), but let’s address the main concern:Jar Jar is not a racist stereotype.He’s Orange skinned, for starters. His voice is unlike any Afrocentric accent or dialogue that I know of. He has no features that can be construed as a caricature of Afro-Caribbean origin. He may have been played by a tall, thin Afro American, (Ahmed Best) but Best himself made sure Jar Jar wasn’t portrayed as a derogatory take on a black man. Best himself invented Jar Jar’s voice.Regardless of how much he got paid, I’m sure he would’ve refused to make certain choices if Lucas had asked him to do something that he felt was ‘racist’ or stereotypical, or denigrating to his culture. Do you think Best’s Co-star Samuel L. Jackson would’ve said something? He hasn’t. Even to this day. And you know Sam Jackson doesn’t take any guff from anyone.And now, I’d like to mention something that many seem to have missed:GEorge pulled off a great trick.He INTENTIONALLY made JAr JAr an annoying, slapstick character for one main reason. Well, TWO, the second being comic relief for the kids.The reason is this: Jar Jar Binks (along with Watto, to a certain extent) was the FIRST fully digital character to fully interact on screen with human actors. (The T-1000 in Terminator 2 was a number of stylised short clips, using Robert Patrick as the main performer rather than a full lead character)George’s trick was to get the whole world complaining and discussing Jar Jar’s annoying personality, ‘stupid’ look, pratfalls and buffoonery, that they completely forgot to look closer and realise that this digital character was put on screen with the human stars. Yes, everyone KNEW Jar Jar was a digital actor, but they chose to focus on something other than - “oh look how well (or badly) this character has been inserted into the live action. Jar Jar had to quickly convince the audience that he was there - in the moment - so his over the top voice and behaviour was a big misdirect to give audiences something else to talk about. And it worked.