Is It True That Cats Think They

Are the stereotypes about cats true? What do you think?

Which stereotypes?That they are antisocial ?Skittish?Mean?Decoration?Lazy?All of these and more are the result of owners mistreating them in one way or another.

Do you think it's true that cats are too independent to love their humans?

Of course they are.Cats are highly sophisticated examples of alien technology. That’s right. Cats are not native to this planet. They exist for the sole purpose of collecting data about their owners and streaming it to the Galctitron-In-The-Sky, an alien database specializing in semi-primitive life forms in the Milky Way.Just observe a cat for a moment. If it is not “sleeping” (i.e. downloading commands and broadcasting data), then it is most likely staring casually around the room, observing. Whenever a cat stares into your eyes as if pleading for food, it is actually measuring your pupil dilation, blood pressure, and stress levels. If a cat scratches you, it is really collecting samples for DNA analysis. The meowing of cats is actually high in ultrasonic frequencies, which helps them locate other cats to exchange data (this helps to facilitate parallel processing.)The purring sound a cat makes is the sound of their nuclear reactor re-booting.The reason why a cat always falls on its feet is because it is equipped with dual gyroscopes.And the scariest part about all of this is that we don’t know why they are spying on us. No one…. NO ONE…. has any idea. But we must eliminate them.If you own a cat, PLEASE… get rid of it. I have a strange feeling that we are going to be invaded. INVADED!!Please, do the human race a favor.Get rid of your alien transmitters.

What do cats think about when they watch TV?

Well noone knows for sure, but I believe they are watching the movements and figuring if it is some kind of prey or something they should investigate further. If there is a lot of action on the screen, it could just be entertaining to watch for a bit. But for example, if you are watching a wildlife show where a bunch of wilder-beasts are running across the screen, your cat may run over to try to catch them as they go off the side of the screen.Netflix or Youtube had this fishbowl show that was basically a screen saver type of thing where it just had fish swimming around. My cat, Azura, LOVES that show. And in that case I’m pretty sure she’s thinking, “why can’t I get to these fish?! they are right there but this screen is some kind of force field…”

Do cats think they’re humans?

No. Nor do they think that we are strange-looking cats. By that logic, they would have to think that their dog friends, bunny friends, and other animal friends are also strange-looking cats, but we know they don’t.Cats are best at reading the body language and faces of other cats, so they recognize cats as being like themselves. They communicate using the same methods (scent and body language mostly) with other cats, but not with animals, including humans, that are not cats.Cats generally only meow at humans, not at other cats. Meowing doesn’t mean anything to other cats, but we talk to them, so they are trying to communicate with us on our level, which is vocal. They soon learn what types of meows get them what they want. And some cats, like Burmese, “talk” more than others.I have a Burmese-Abyssinian (with a dash of Ragdoll) cat who has several words for different things, and has names for the other cats, me, and my daughter. She loves to talk with us, and she has about 10 different words for different kinds of water (water in the fountain, water in a cup, water from the sink, cold water, water on the floor, etc.). She does not converse with the other cats.Cats mostly see us as equals. They are small, and don’t have the ability to get their own treats, water, or food most of the time, so they let us know when they’re hungry, thirsty, bored (and want to play), they want petting or cuddles, or anything else.