If you're kidnapped by your most hated fictional character, and your favorite character is out to save you, how screwed are you?
Ok, so I have been abducted by Anastasia Steele or Bella Swann… film or book version I don't care, both suck.I have coming to my rescue One of the following, 4 categories are film, literature, video games, and tv:the T-800 from Terminator 2, Blade (yeah the 2nd & 3rd films suck, who cares I still love them), or Rick Blaine (yes, from Casablanca… I can be sentimental).Scot Harvath, Mitch Rapp, Court Gentry or my favorite choice Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. The first three are action spy thriller style novels and the 4th features Chicagos only professional wizard, you can look him up in the yellow pages.Link (Zelda series), Kratos (God of War), and the Hero from the Fable series.Buffy the Vampire Slayer, William the Bloody aka Spike from BtVS, Joey Tribbiani from Friends, Omar from the Wire, and Dean Winchester from supernatural.Honestly, even if we are talking about post vampire Bella I'm still pretty confident. Most of the individuals in my list have battled demons, monsters and some even gods. I mean if you count joey’s sex addiction and Rick’s burgeoning alcoholism as demons then yeah, everyone But Omar!I feel like more harm will be done to me psychologically having to put up with such poorly written and even more poorly acted caricatures of young women. I honestly would mostly cheer for a quick rescue or to die quickly.But overall I think I just demonstrated wholeheartedly how much of a GIANT NERD I am… and I feel very little shame.