What are the best 10 Hindi Bollywood songs having funny English translations?
Here is the list--1)-NAZAR KE SAMNE, JIGAR KE PAASIn front of my eyes, close to my liver.2)-AA KHUSHI SE KHUDKHUSHI KAR LENLet us kill ourselves out of happiness3)-KHOON CHOOS LE TU MERA KHOON CHOOS LESuck my blood O! Please suck my blood4)-BIDI JALIYLYE JIGAR SE PIYA JIGAR ME BADI AAG HAIYou lighten your cigarette with your liver. Your liver has so much fire.5)- BABU JI ZARA DHEERE CHALO BIJLI KHADI YAHAN BIJLI KHADI O! Babu walk slowly. Here stands lightening.6)-TOHFA TOHFA TOHFA. LAYA LAYA LAYA.Gift Gift Gift. Brought it. Brought it. Brought it.7)-ASHIQ BHI HUN QATIL BHI HUN I am lover and a murderer too.8)-TAAR BIJLI SE PATLE HAMARE PIYAmy lover is thinner than electricity wire.9)-Pal pal na maane tinku jiya, haan tinku jiya Isak ka manjan ghisey hai piyaMy Tinku heart(she named her heart) is not agreeing . Yes my tinku heart.And my lover brushing his teeth with tooth powder of Ishq.10)-AAO TUMHE SIKHAAUN ANDE KA FUNDA.come here I will teach you fundamentals of EGG!
Anyone got a good christmas cracker joke?
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!