What is a good fake error text message?
I need a good fake error message to text someone so they shut up. Like: Error#2739 Your current cellular device has reached its maximum amount of text messages for the month. Or somthing like that.
What should you do if a girl is not replying to your messages?
God. Humour! That is the simple key. Remember, attraction is not a choice. If she is single, you have equal chance as much as any other guy. Don’t ask the internet. It will tell you she is not interested, she is not interested. As of now, she may not be. But attraction can be created.I have turned around situations many many times. Just by being funny. Where 2–3 messages were blanked, I made a fantastic humour out of it, she got laughing and we were at it again. 3 messages over a period of time like 20 days huh, not in a row. Never bombard her with messages. I have used humour to get the most uninterested women talking as well. And once there is some flow, I create sexual tension.And also, never ask her why she blanked, why is she ignoring you, plead her to talk, etc. etc. Always always keep it light and funny. And definitely don’t call her out on her behaviour. No emotions from day 1. If you don’t hear back from 2–3 days on your message, never mind. A week or two later send her a funny creatively crafted message.I am assuming that the lady in question is single. And that you really really like her. If your own attraction for her is below 50%, no need to work hard on getting her to talk. But if she knocks your socks off, go for it.Don’t overwhelm her with texting. Move on to meeting up with her. Some guys go on texting forever. Call her once a week only.When you do this, she will know you are different. Not needy, busy with your own life, occasionally putting in creative ‘effort’ to get her talking, humourous and funny, doesn’t get butt hurt when she ignores you, takes lead and makes plans, etc. etc.Compare this to other guys who may be also messaging her and showing completely opposite insecure behavior. You will stand out. When you first meet her, touch her forearm, upper arm or lower back just for 1–2 seconds, casually, and only once or at max twice. But carefully, shouldn’t look intentional. This will tell her unconsciously that you are not interested in being friends but something more. Lower back works like a charm. And I mean back, not butt.I was recently talking to a lady best friend of mine, who was crying about how guys would throw away their self-respect and message her everyday even though she was not responding. I asked her, do you think they could turn it around with some Humour? She said “Yes I think they could. At least it’s unique. Since nobody does it.”Try it. You will be amazed at the results.
Good excuses for not replying to text messages?!?
My friends like to text me a lot and they're always texting me but sometimes I always forget to answer them back so they always get mead at me for not replying. But come on I have at least 5 other people trying to text me and I can never keep up with all of them! Any excuses that won't make me seem like a bad friend for not answering any of them back?
What is a good fake text message to send out saying my phone has been disconnected?
(Your number) Error: Invalid Number Please resend text message using a valid 10-digit number: (repeat their message till you hit the 160 character limit) Example: 15551112222 Error: Invalid Number Please resend text using a valid 10-digit number: Hey, whats up?
What is a good message to send to make someone think I blocked their number?
I have blocked people before and when I try to text a number to a blocked phone this is roughly what I get back. "The number you are trying to reach [input number] doesn't exist".
I have verizon. And my text messages are not being delivered to my friend who also has verizon....?
Anyone who is verizon & texts people who are verizon as well, the text message should say "delivered" at so and so time, and should also have a little check mark beside the name or number. Well, I have sent 3 txts, and none of them have been delivered yet. I sent them over 3 hours ago! My other friends are receiving texts from me, and they're verizon. Why is it only working on some & not others? It is very frustrating...
Is this a good funny/random text message I can send?
It's a lot more funny if you send: I hid the body, now what? OR IM TELLING YOU, IT IS DEFINITELY GENITAL HERPES OR Haha dude I told you you could get her. And who cares if she was missing an arm? Arms don't matter that much. Those get laughs every time. The fun part is continuing to play your part when people respond. Happy hunting!
Should I message her, or wait for her to text first?
Text her. Show you are interested.Don’t go all passive-agressive not talking to her. Just show her that you are interested talking to her. Stop look for positive or negative cues and just act. Cues may say a thing or two, but when you show real and active interest in her you’ll get a lot more information, and also faster.Talk, make her laugh, be cool. Don’t take yourself too seriously. If she really likes you back, there are few things to say that will make her go away.In my experience, you can talk about everything if you’re being honest and cool about it. Lies, on the other side are the real relationship killers.And if she’s not interested, you can talk about the most interesting stuff and you’ll get no answers or just short ones (“Ok”, “Good”) and zero input from her side.So please, talk to her. Stop ignoring her. Do you want that kind of relationship with her?
Is the message version or amplified version a good bible?
I know its not as accurate as the kjv but I can't understand kjv and I dont understand nkjv as much as i can understand the message and amplified.... so when I say is it good, I mean is it as accurate as I can get (since I cant read kjv or nkjv, and i dont like niv?