What are some of your experiences growing up with horses?
I want to know about some of your experiences with horses, from growing up without "liability" hanging over your heads. And any 'advice/instruction' you received. It can be any kind of story. Scarey, funny, traumatizing, etc... For example... I rode out on the prairie of Colorado when I was about 11. I was about 4 miles from the house. As I was riding, I noticed a "dark cloud." It was near the ground, and suddenly I realized I could hear 'humming.' It turned out to be a cloud of grasshoppers. They covered me and my horse. My horse began to freak out...probably from me flailing...and bolted toward home. We got out of the cloud, got the horse under control...and ran home. Did anyone feel sorry for me? No! Got my *ss chewed for running the horse. Oh, did I forget to mention that I had over 200 grasshoppers stuck in my hair? The advice for that? "Only a city slicker would go riding without braiding her hair." Geez...I hated those boys at times! Old stories are GREAT!
Want to laugh?
i do! i like jokes. i heard one today and thought i was so funny i have to share it! its a blond joke. its so funny! there was the blond chick and her friend(who was a guy) took her to a football game. after the game was over he ask her "did you like the game?" and she said " yeah, it was pretty cool. a bunch of guys running around in spandex was easy to watch." then he aske her "well, did you understand it?" the blond girl said "not really... they flip a quarter at the beginning of the game, and for the rest of the game there yelling ' get the quarter back! get the quarter back!' you know its just 25 cents?" well...now that i've shared mine...you guys have any jokes?
What is the funniest joke you've ever heard or read?
Plz Forgive me if you die laughing. Read it on ur own risk. This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement: Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me. I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road. I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them. I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere. I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.