What is it that people call a pet rock?
...Seriously? Look at your question, now back to mine. Now back at your question now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate questions it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through my answer, writing the question your question could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post. I'm on a horse. And no, rocks can't live. Hope that helped ;)
My pet rock ran away?
Poor pet rock. It must be so sad :( Try looking under your pillow... oh no... if you put it under there... Maybe the tooth fairy got a hold of it :( Poor Pet Rock...
Got a pet rock and it bit me!?
No, im sorry. But when a rock (especially a pet one) bites you, it is very serious. You now have a disease called rockintighust. You have 20 hours to live. Make them your best.
What would u name ur pet rock?
Descartes. And I'll write in white paint on the bottom of my pet rock, "cogito ergo sum." Oh, the irony! I like naming my pets after famous writers and philosophers. For example, back in Russia way back when, my ex-wife and I had a siamese cat - the most beautiful cat I've ever seen in my life - that I named Pushkin, although we called him simply Pusha (Russians love their diminuitives). @Vasiliki: To a Russian it doesn't sound dirty at all. Just like the last name "Mooney" doesn't sound dirty to an English speaker, but many Greeks get a good laugh when they hear it... But one girl we knew had named her dog Pussik, and she called him Pussi for short. It was funny (for me) when she would be calling out "Pussi, idi suda!" (Pussi, come here!)
Whats your pet rock like?
My pet rock is called Dolly. She sleeps in the middle Chester draw in my dressing table. Her favorite color is yellow. She doesn't get along with my cat.. They get jealous of her. I was once given a shark tooth to make a necklace out of. But i never got round to doing that, as i put the tooth in the same draw as Dolly. They didn't get on. I attempted to get a pebble outside for Dolly to have some company with. She gets lonely when I'm asleep. But it turns out, this pebble was actually her cousin which she hates.I heard them arguing one night, so i got up and threw the pebble out the window. Dolly cried next to my pillowcase. Emotional.. but it's the truth. The pebble has since found company with the spiders outside. Dolly likes to go shopping with me. I rescued her from a beach in Wales 2 years ago. She was very grateful. She once got stung by a jellyfish. She sometimes misses the ocean, but likes the smell of my Marc Jacobs 'Daisy' perfume. I often catch her spritzing that perfume on when i'm asleep. She loves rock music. Her favorite band is Queen. .. Oh my god.. What is my imagination like?! Haha!
Why won't my pet rock answer when i call him?
Holy... You may need to redraw his mouth. I personally would use a pencil..I know..It's bold but it works. Also you might want to let him use the computer more..He might be stressing from non - technology use.
MY PET ROCK WONT MOVE!?
PLEASE HELP ME THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I tired to wake up my pet rock, Rocky this morning and now it's been over two days since he's moved. WHAT DID I DO WRONG? WHAT'S HAPPENING? Did i feed him right? I always make sure to feed him the correct nutritional value for the painted back rock species consisting of dirt and raw noodles BUT HE WONT MOVE. IS HE SLEEPING??? Please i have to know if he's dead or just sleeping. OR IS HE HIBERNATING OR SOMETHING? I'm so confused...please help him.
Why wont my pet rock move?
Sometimes you might need to give it a little encouragement. Try taping some string to yourself and have someone walk you infront of him. Try nudging him along a little bit too just to get him started. If this fails too, it might be worth seeing a vet as your pet rock could be severely ill.