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Okay Idiots Today Is September 13 2014. The Day Where Tupac Is Apparently Suppose To

Okay idiots, today is September 13, 2014. The day where Tupac is apparently suppose to "return" Let's see if it happens haha?

I can't wait until the clock strikes midnight and you all have to come up with another bull crap date on when he's going to return. Can't you just simply realize he's dead already?

What is the worst argument in the world?

This is what happened with me recently. The 4-year-old healthy computer suddenly crashes saying 'CPU fan error'. So I tell father. Father (getting annoyed): How did it happen? What did you do? Me (calmly): I didn't do anything. When I switched it on it gave me this error, which I initially ignored, it was running fine for a while then it suddenly crashed. The system shut down automatically. Father (getting more annoyed): How can it shut down automatically? Why did you ignore the error in first place? What did you do with the computer last time? You say you didn't do anything, I hardly use the computer now, your mother doesn't use it, your brother doesn't give a shit about it,  then WHO DID IT? Me (trying to calm myself): I don't know. I didn't do anything. I don't even use it since I got my laptop. YOU used it a couple of days back for some work. Besides, it's 4 years old and never have we once given it for servicing. The CPU fan must have gone kaput. Father (judging me): What do you mean you don't know? You mean when things get old they falter? We should throw away? That means you will have this approach towards us too? Is this why I raised you? To hear this? Me (getting really annoyed and confused but trying hard not to show): Where is this conversation heading?Father (full-fledgedly accusing me for the crash): THIS.. THIS behavior of yours.. You behave this way, that's why the computer crashed. Now don't look at my face, call the maintenance guy and get it fixed. You don't know how to handle delicate things. How will you run a family?! And father storms out of the room. Me: ......??????????????????????

What is the most useless fact you know?

A strawberry isn’t a berry, but a banana is.One of the first people to survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel died by slipping on an orange peal.More people are bitten by New Yorkers each year than by sharks.Koalas don’t drink water. The eucalyptus leaves they eat have a high water content, so they don’t need to drink.Apples are more effective at waking you up in the morning than caffeine.There is a town called Dildo in Canada.There is a town called Fucking in Austria.Americans only count for about 3% of the world’s population, but we consume 60% of all global resources.The AK-47 counts for 20% of all firearms ever produced.The “Abrams” tanks you see in movies and TV are almost always Chieftain tanks with a modified turret.Bush did know about 9/11 about 1 hour beforehand.More people died in China during WW2 than in the Holocaust.The US and the Soviet Union agreed to pause the Cold War in case of an alien invasion.Cheese is the most stolen food in the world.Made in China stickers are made in South Korea.“Dammit I’m mad” is “Dammit I’m mad” spelled backwards.Sean Bean has a terrible fear of flying.You can only skydive out of a plane without a parachute once.Breast milk contains substances similar to marijuana.Rattlesnakes can bite you up to an hour after they’re dead.Horses can develop “wind sucking,” which is when they habitually suck in air and swallow it.The word slut was originally used to describe a woman who didn’t keep her room clean. “Oh the times, they are-a changin’!”Giant tarantulas sometimes keep small frogs as pets. Insects eat the tarantulas eggs, so the frog eats the insects, and in return the tarantula protects the frog.Take your age, subtract it by four, and that’s how old you were four years ago.Teens spend an average of 87 hours a year watching porn. “I’m uh, making my bed!” *Smack smack smack*