What is the most funny "out of office" you have ever read?
These are pretty funny. Don't know if they're real or not, though.I'm on vacation. If you can't reach me, please don't think I'm dead, especially if you're from payroll (if you're not from payroll, I don't really care what you think. Except you, boss). During my vacation, I will ignore most of my incoming emails. Why? Because being on vacation, I'm likely to be frolicking on a beach or something, and reading emails is incompatible with frolicking. I MAY read your email, but try not to hold your breath. If your request is important, please email me again after I return. (This is a really long one na ?) In case of an absolute emergency that requires my immediate attention, my teammates know how to contact me. Bribe them. Tell them they look beautiful. Say they look almost as attractive as me. Examples of "absolute emergency" include: You are the President, You are Elvis, You urgently want to give me a billion dollars, You discovered that I'm The One, and you must find me before the Agents to give me that "blue pill, red pill" speech, All of the above. ******Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. ****** I’m going to be out of Kansas from Sunday, August 2nd to Tuesday, August 11th. If you require urgent assistance, just double click on your ruby red mouse and tell yourself there’s no place like home. Dorothy ****** I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Anthony’ ******
Is it possible to contact Barack Obama now that he is out of office?
When he was in office, the White House had a website for petitions. Anybody could create one. If enough people agreed and signed it, they would respond. I’m sure any petition that was good enough was read by President Obama.I’m also sure that you could contact him now if you wanted to badly enough. For example, you could go through multiple layers of Democratic officials, contact his book publisher, talk to any of his well-known friends, etc.You might even be able to post a message here. If it is important enough, somebody who knows and contacts him will see it.
What are some out-of-office message acronyms?
Microsoft used to use "out of facilities", which is why Outlook and Exchange still use OOF.It doesn't matter which one you use as long it matches what your organization has chosen. You're probably not going to use the abbreviation outside of work. OOO and OOF are the most common ones in the US.
What are some good out of office vacation replies?
Dear sender,I am on vacation right now with no access to my mail. I will remain out of office from dd/mm/yyyy to dd/mm/yyyy.However, you may contact:X for questions on A;Y for questions on B; andZ for all other matters, escalations, etc.If it is really urgent, you may contact me on my cellphone +XX-XXXXXXXXX.Please also convey this information to your colleagues who might want to contact me during this period.Have a good day!Regards,Lalit Mahapatra
How do you get a crooked sheriff out of office?
The appropriate procedure is an impeachment. Call the city or county hall and ask how to initiate an impeachment. a petition will most likely be necessary. remember, petitions require full name and signature. They must be residents of the area of the sheriff. best of luck, I hate corruption.
Why do you desperately want Trump out of office?
Since I'm not a left wing Marxist kook. He can stay.
Out of Office Message for my wedding and honeymoon?
Really it depend on the size of the office actually and also the people who contact you. for example I work in a MNC but our division is a small one where each and everyone know the other. In this situation we can go ahead and add it in the out of office message. This is because everyone knows that you are getting married. But hen it comes to a wider audience there may be some petty talk when they see this message and you may be a topic of interest to them at least momentarily. If you don't mind this then there is no harm in adding this sentence. After all this is meant to be for this.
How do I contact the government of China and tell them that Trump is crazy, to have mercy on the American people, and help us get him out of office?
Simple. Drive, fly, or take a train to DC, go to the Chinese embassy, and plead your case. Just know that you'll become a person of interest for making treasonous overtures, because asking a foreign power to help remove a duly elected President is treason. Also know that if anyone from the other half of the US population who DID vote for him find out, you're likely to fall down a flight of stairs a couple of times.What makes you even think that it's ok to ask a foreign government to help you remove a duly elected politician just because you don't like them? That's extraordinarily selfish and small-minded. America isnt just about what YOU think is right. To top it all off, you want to beg at China's feet for mercy? FFS, stand up and at least act like you have something resembling self-respect, pride, and patriotism.
Do you think out of office notifications are a good idea for email?
Definitely. Self-employed independent workers in particular know the out of office message struggle all too well. Because they are constantly on the move, adapting to client schedules and requests, they don’t have an office—so how do they claim to be ‘away’ when their ‘office’ (mobile phone), is tucked comfortably in their back pocket?Our advice for maintaining fruitful relationships (and your sanity) is to communicate with your clients before take off, provide them with a back-up or helpful contact and establish a ‘drop off’ point for communication. Informing your clients that you will be away, preferably in writing will alleviate the surprise factor when they can’t schedule their normal service or get you on email. Providing an emergency or helpful point of contact will make the communication process easier. Your contact will be able to filter true emergencies and get in touch if there is something seriously wrong.To go more in depth on this topic, read: Is the Solo Entrepreneur Ever Really Out of Office? - Artichoke