Is exaggeration a type of lying?
I'll send you an email: Here's part 1: (First scene at Krusty Krab) Squidward: SpongeBob, one extra large order of sea fries. SpongeBob: Aaaaaaannnndddd... Squidward: Please. SpongeBob: Well, that wasn't so hard, was it? Squidward: Yes. Yes it was. SpongeBob: (Snaps finger) One large sea fries coming up! (Walks to pick up a bag full of sea taters. Pours them into his holes then walks back. Strains himself and the fries comes out of him and into the fryer. A bonk in the head gets one more out) (frier goes DING!) Eeeeeee! (Picks up fries and places them on the container. Gives them to Squidward) Squidward: One large sea fries. Extra weird. Mr. Krabs: (A mega phone appears) SPOOOOONGEBOOOOOOB!!! (SpongeBob's facial parts fall out) Report to me office. (Cut to Mr. Krabs's office) Mr. Krabs: Now listen up, son. I called ye here on the official Krusty Krab business. Every year, me fellow cheapskate krabs meet and discuss new ways of being stinky in the workplace. But more than that, they bestow the award for Cheapest Krab. And this year, (holds up paper) I've been nominated! SpongeBob: (Reads paper) (gibberish)...Krabs...(gibberish)...nomi... Mr. Krabs: So I'll be outta town for the awards ceremony. And yer coming with me. SpongeBob: Rooooooaaaaaddddd... trip! (They exit the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: Now, this trip... I'm gonna teach ye all the cheapskate knowledge like you were the son I've never wanted! SpongeBob: Ooh! Can I call you Daddy? Mr. Krabs: No. SpongeBob: Pa? Mr. Krabs: No. SpongeBob: Pops? Mr. Krabs: No. SpongeBob: Papa? Mr. Krabs: No. SpongeBob: My own man? Mr. Krabs: No. SpongeBob: Daddy-kins? Mr. Krabs: Maybe. SpongeBob: Krabby Joe?
G.O.A.T Presents: The Mexican Futbol Section Awards part 23?(SQ Inside)?
1. The 100% Americanista de Corazon here- G.O.A.T 2. The one who derserves an award- G.O.A.T 3. The most annoying- G.O.A.T 4. Who do you see the most here in the MFS? G.O.A.T 5. El Mas Puto- G.O.A.T 6. The 100% Chivista de Corazon here- G.O.A.T SQ: Guess who am i?
What is the punishment for a muslim adult that doesn't pray?
Okay so my sister-in-law lives with us, it's been 4 years she's been married, she came from afghanistan and the whole reason my brother wanted to marry a native afghan was that she'll be decent and religious and not westernized sooo now they 3 kids..one of her boys is with my parents... she basically has nothing to do with him. The thing is she doesn't pray.. my brother never questioned her in the beginning but he noticed she doesn't pray.. like she'll watch tv and doesn't have a care in the world if it's prayer time..Everyone in the house prays except her...my parents have sat down with her and explained everything like you would to a child..and that Allah will forget about you if you don't remember him but she just doesn't care. It's not only that but she does other things that i dun even wanna get into now. But what is the punishment for that? She's 23 years old by the way. My brother is fed up.. like just to make everyone stop nagging her she'll wear her hijab w/o wudhu and just stand there like she's praying (like once a week). Is she crazy? How could someone that's been raised in an Islamic country be like that?
Do Muslims really believe they get 72 virgins in death?
Peace be to you :) Thank you for asking about my religion. The 72 virgins is just utter nonsense. The Qur'an mentions no such thin as "72 virgins". People talk about a hadith (saying of the Prophet) that he said something about 72 virgins, but this hadith is weak and does not have any revelance or reference. So yea please ignore the users who say that there is such a thing about 72 virgins because it isn't true. pce to u. If you want to know anything more, your free to email me :)
Why is there so much hate between Hindus and Muslims in India?
I will speak only for myself!Yesterday I attended a Muslim wedding as the bride and the groom both happen to be my schoolmates and it's a love marriage.Scene 1:Bride's dad show up.Friend 1: Hello uncle. Uncle: Hi.Friend 2 (Prajapathi): As-salamu walekum. Uncle: Waalaikum salaam.Me: Namaste uncle. Uncle: Namaste beta.Scene 2:Bride's brother turns up.“Veg is upstairs. Have soon before the non-vegetarians (he meant Muslims) invade veg counters”. He accompanied us and made sure we tasted every dish.Scene 3:All the male guests hugged the hosts. Brahmin, lingayat, Muslim, Christian,Prajapathi, Gowda. Every damn person.More than 50% of the guests were Hindus.Do you see any hate here!?I am neither proud of any of the above instances because this is how it is supposed to be.I have changed 7 schools, 2 colleges, 8 houses, 6 different localities over past 25 years and have not witnessed any actions that shows hate towards any religion or community.We are brahmins. My dad's best friend is a Christian. My best friend is a Muslim. And my mom…well she doesn't have many friends.The majority of commoners in India are living a peaceful life with the other religions.There is a problem of mis-interpretation among the masses and the media is very well aware of this.We hate those who preach against hinduism, we do not hate Muslims.We hate those who slaughter cows. We do not hate Muslims.We hate those who destroy temples. We do not hate Muslims.We hate those who spread terror/violence. We do not hate Muslims.P.S: This is what I have heard. Correct me if I am wrong. Who are Hindus? All the citizens of Hindustan are Hindis. It seems even in Mecca the Indian Muslims who go for pilgrimage are/were addressed as “Hindis” because they are from Hindustan.It's my nation. It's your nation. It's our nation.Let us do all that is possible to keep it united.:)Edit: There are too many comments and I am not able to go through & reply to all of them.There are people with Muslim names who just agreed and sent hearts.There are people with Hindu names who disagreed and threw some eggs at me.You see. We speak for each other;) That's the beauty of my country. My answer is complete now.Lots of love to all of you in the comments section.