Rate These Two Guys Out Of Ten

Two items were bought at a different rate and sold at the same rate. The first item was sold at a 10% profit and the other one at a 10% loss. What is the percentage of profit or loss if any?

Let the cost price be x and y.SP of 1st item = x + 10% of x= 11x/10SP of 2nd item = y - 10% of y= 9y/10SP of both item is same,Therefore, 11x/10 = 9y/10=> 11x = 9y=> y = 11x/9So, total CP = x + 11x/9= 20x/9And, total SP = 11x/10 + 11x/10= 22x/10Loss = 20x/9 - 22x/10= 2x/90 = x/45Loss % = (x/45 * 100) / 20x/9 = 1 %Therefore it has loss of 1%.

As a guy, what is your rejection rate when you ask out girls?

The following are classified government files.Girl 1:Name: Amy.Description: Tiny. Indian. Small. Owner of Ted the stuffed rabbit. Knows every song ever. Little. Perpetrator of The Skittle incident. 4’10. Hilarious. Good at running. Miniature. Hot. Really not a large human being.Conversation:Me: Want to go see Suicide Squad this weekend?Her: Sure…Her, later that night: Hey I said yes to be nice, I don’t actually want to go out with you. I’m so sorry and I feel really bad.Me: Oh that’s cool.Me, internally: Fuck.Current status: Casual friends.Girl 2.Name: Eliza.Description: Pale as a ghost that had a horrible kitchen accident and is covered in flour and baking soda. Really good at recommending books. Basketball player. Older than me by exactly six months. Addicted to coffee. Voted most likely to spontaneously turn into a narwhal by my friends.Conversation:Me: Want to get coffee sometime?Her: I really do like you but I’m not ready for a relationship.Me: Okay cool.Me internally: Fuck.Current status: Close friends.I’m zero for two. Oddly enough, girls who ask me out are two for two.Girl 3.Name: Macie.Description: Almost, but not quite as tall as me. It annoys the shit out of her. Avid player of volleyball. Very attractive. Likes profane socks. Lover of raccoons, Swiss cheese, and Dylan O’Brian. “Dated” me for about a month and a half, full of the absurd amounts of awkwardness that can only be found in adolescence.Conversation:Her: Want to come to the fair with me tomorrow?Me: Yeah!Me, internally: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck I have no clue what to do now.Current status: Not really friends anymore.Girl 4.Name: Kenzie.Description: Owner of two tiny dogs, a horrendously bitchy cat, and a horse named Blue, who’s actually brown, which is confusing as all hell. Loves hugs. Ticklish to the point where I almost feel bad but not quite. Calls me a gorilla occasionally. Slightly obsessive-compulsive over having her pens in the right order. Hates chocolate. On a completely unrelated note, Girl 4 is a bad person.Conversation:Her: Let’s go see that new movie tomorrow. Just you and me.Me: Awesome!Me, internally: I wonder what would happen if you mixed Benadryl, Orange juice, and- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST GOT ASKED OUT. AWESOME!!Current status: Dating for four and a half months.After eight crushes, four possibles, two rejections, and one abject failure, shit ended well after all.

How would you rate the actors in the series 'Friends' in terms of acting?

Fair question- in terms of acting, the Friends cast was amazing at portraying their respective characters. But pretty terrible beyond that.The friend with the biggest career post Friends is Jennifer Aniston. So one could argue she was the most talented of the bunch.Courtney Cox had some luck with Cougar Town. It was a huge departure from Monica. But nowhere near the success of Friends. She hasn't nailed any prominent movie roles since Scream 4. A testament to her amazing acting I’d guess.Lisa Kudrow has struggled with her own show, Web Therapy. The show comes and goes as fans cry for its return and abandon it when it does.Matt LeBlanc is so good, he had three of his own shows canceled on him. Joey lasted two quick seasons, Man with a Plan and Episodes gets canceled then renewed which means people like having him around, but not that much.Matthew Perry also had his own show for a quick second. Only to have it canceled after 13 episodes. It was called Mr. Sunshine. Not sure anyone saw it. He banged out some movies here and there but mostly those straight to DVD types. 17 Again was his biggest post Friends hit.Even David Schwimmer was given a show on AMC, Feed the Beast. And guess what, that got canceled too after 10 episodes. He's had a good run with the Madagascar movies. But that's about it. His role as the subservient Robert Kardashian in the OJ story was laughable.So the point is, networks tried giving the entire Friends cast their own shows. Repeatedly. And they repeatedly get canceled. People want to see the cast of Friends. But only in Friends. Much like the Seinfeld cast is more powerful together than separately.

What is a clever response if a woman asks you to rate her 1-10?

Well I haven't tried anything like that yet, but still I can advice you something. I am not sure whether she will be impressed or not but I can guarantee a smile.Rate her — 3πI know it's stupid but you can still try! It depends how you say it. Best of luck.Do comment if it works out.Sorry if it doesn't..Thanks.Edit 1Fortunately one of my friend’s girlfriend asked the same thing yesterday. And you know what he did..He took a paper and wrote 8.Then he turned the paper by 90 degrees.(epic)It's infinity I guess. The girl was impressed.Well you can try this too :)Edit 2Girl: Rate me from 1 to 10.Boy: I will rate you any number from one to ten.Girl: Hawww! Look like I don't have any value.Boy: You know what… I will rate you any of the number because I will rate myself as zero.Girl: Why?Boy: Because when I am with you I do have some value. But when I am not I am just valueless.The girl jumps and hugs the boy tightly.Well you can also try this :)Smile and hug guaranteed ;)