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Satan Is Tricky Because He Pretends To Be Your Friend While He Is Doing Evil Planning And Things

My best friend is wondering if she should break up with her boyfriend. What advice can I give her?

This is a very tricky situation. You are in a tough spot and a VERY precarious position. Anything you do could potentially backfire and end you with no best friend or beat up by a freakin loser. If I were you I would tell your best friend something like this: "I am sorry, but I cannot tell you weather you should break up with (Scumbag) or not. This has to be your decision and I can play no part in it. If I were you I would make a list of all the reasons why you think you should stay together, and another of all the reasons why you shouldn't. Also make a list of all the reasons you like him, and another of all the reasons why you don't. Then make one last set of lists. This list is of why he is good for you and another of why he is bad for you. When you are done making the list sit on it for 2 or 3 days in case things pop up in your mind to add to any of your lists. After a couple of days see which lists have more entries, positive or negative. That should tell the story right there."
By doing this you do not risk any hard feelings for bad advice and you have encouraged your friend to come to her own conclusions about the entire matter. Sounds like the guy needs a good slap. Anyone who threatens to cut themselves if someone breaks up with them is a real worm and a coward. People like this end up as stalkers when they get older. If she decides to break up with jerk-face and he threatens himself any type of harm she should tell a teacher or counselor. That is blackmail and it is total bull$#!^...

Why doesn't God kill Satan?

First it very valuable to know who this “god” really is. Exposing Christianity & Who Satan really is. Joy of SatanOnce this is know a truthful and factual can be answered. Not one given from a Christian stance with their imaginary belief of who Satan is. Christians forever blame Satan for their misfortune. Little do they know that the “god” of the bible has frequently been one to cause both misfortunes & misery to humanity in many levels. Blatantly stated in the bible.This “god” can’t kill Satan ever. Satan is an eternal god.His teachings are truly sacred & the truth. He teaches true spirituality, which is daily meditation & yoga, working on & empowering the human soul(chakras, aura, ethereal body…). The final goal is to raise ones kundalini serpent, which results in spiritual freedom and powerful enlightenment. Satanic Meditation Information. Christianity is an attack against the truth, which is Satan. Christianity as a religion tried to kill the truth about our soul and the power of each gentiles’ soul to attract what they desire through Satan’s teachings. Only in Christianity the name of Satan was demonized. “Satyan” in Sanskirt means "Truth Eternal", while “SATA-NAMA” (the most important mantra of Kundalini/Serpent Yoga) means, the True Name. “Sat Nam” is a mantra also chanted in Kundalini Yoga(The practice aiding in the the raising of the kundalini serpent). All these words are blatant anagram for Satan. Sanskrit is a very spiritual language. All of this is verifiable on any search engine. So no “God” will never be able to kill Satan, as his teachings live on and the truth is now out thanks to the internet, and this “god has been fully exposed for the fictitious liar he truly is and always has been. The days of the Inquisition are over. A History of Christian Torture, Mass Murder and Destruction of Human Life.

Can cats pretend to do something? Can they give a dishonest appearance to please their master?

My cats are masters in that. And even my foster cats learn this art very quick.So there was this tiny kitten my friend had rescued in almost dead condition. Somehow he was scared of height. I am talking about bed height. Every time i leave him on the bed with other cats, he would try to get down and jump (when he realizes there is no other way of getting down), he would start limping. First time when i saw him limping, i got worried and checked his paw if he was hurt, but there was no injury. I tried massaging it, no pain. He was actually enjoying it. Next he again started limping and i got a hint that he is just trying to seek attention. Third time i caught him doing that and it was so funny to see him realize that he just jumped from the bed and he has to limp. Here he is:My eldest one is a master in faking sadness and loneliness. If i dont wish him good morning or say Hi chutku, when i get back home, he will go and lie down on the floor in a very weird way.. See how he pretends to be SAD (someone please come and see how sad i am :D)He is not really sad, he is just pretending to be sad and i have to say sorry 100 times to make him feel better (he likes me begging for forgiveness and all the attention he gets in that process). And since he has put so much of efforts to get the attention so i should do him a favor right?:Every time i have someone visiting me, he starts his drama. He will pretend to be the saddest cat and just wait for a chance to cuddle with the person he is meeting for the first time. My friends actually ask me if i even spend time with him and i will be like dude, you have no idea about his tricks.Third one can literally make you dance on your toes if you fall for her innocent face (which i do every single time even after knowing what she is up to). She can pretend to be the most innocent creature on this earth to get her work done. But actually she is super mean. See how innocently she is asking me for banana shake… (Just a drop of it Mumma :P)Isnt she really cute :PAnd in the end what do i get?This.. “Talk to our back” :’(

Whos the funniest Friends character and name their quote that gives you uncontrollable laughter!?

Funniest would either be Joey or Phoebe.

Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.





Joey Tribbiani: [after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl!

Joey Tribbiani: [upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!

Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!

Rachel: Finally. I get to see what Joey Tribianni is like on a date. So, you got any moves?
Joey: No. I'm just myself, and if the girl doesn't like that then-
[breaks down laughing]
Joey: I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that.

anyways IDK which one i like but i do know that joey is definately the cutest. i hate it when he is sad. like when charlette from sex and the city played his gf.

Father allowing daughter to sit on his lap while he has an erection...?

This is completely SIN. This man has totally in a Spiritual or Mental ways "VIOLATED" his daughter. Because whoever Psychologist ye might meet about this matter will confirm to ye that it is an Horrible Sexual Violation. Why don't ye REPPORT this man to the POLICE? For he had so begone and without any Law interceeding into this thing this man will end in Physical Sexual act with his daughter who Ignores everything and any time she will be with the man alone with him, she will always like to sit on the father Lap in order to Feel more and more her father Hardness. However this is an "ATROCITY". The more you keep quiet in "Dennouncing this TERRIBLE Sin, the more you contribute in DESTROYING and FRUSTRATING this small girl Life and Future". Please do you HELP the litle girl in order to take her away from the Evil act of the father, even if only for God's SAKE.
Behold! There are three ways to DENNOUNCING Sin:
1) Either with your TONGUE
2) Either with your HANDS
3) Either with your ACTIONS against it.

However leaving this man Killing his daughter is ye Contribution into this CRIMINALITY for ye are WITNESS thereof.
Thanks to have brought the Criminality to the people knowledge which still doesn't enough, ye shall further the matters to the Law in order to bring Light into the Ignorance and Blindness of this Bad man Violating his own daughter. Horrible act!!!!!

What if Satan killed God?

First, Satan cannot kill God, because “kill” means to “cause death” and death is the separation of the spirit and body. Once someone attains immortality or, in God’s case, is immortal, death is impossible. But let’s say that Satan could cause God to cease to exist, then he would be in the position of finding another source of power, for he doesn’t have that power within him. As great as his per was, he derived that power from God.It would be like saying, what would happen if the Sergeant was successful in killing the General he worked for. Killing the General would not promote him to the General’s position, would it?Satan rebelled because God would not agree to Satan’s plan, a plan of which most Christians (not to mention Judaism) knows little about. We latter-day saints claim to know a little more about the issue than most due to modern revelation, and we know Satan’s rebellion had to do with the issue of the free agency of man and the plan of salvation. Specifically, Satan wanted God to confer the sonship on him rather than his Only Begotten.With free agency, man had the power to find redemption through Christ; but there was risk. By depriving man of free agency and by force, Satan felt that he could save all of mankind and that none would be lost. In the great council held before the world was, Satan said, “Behold, here am I, send me, I will be thy Son, and I will redeem all mankind, that one soul shall not be lost, and surely I will do it; wherefore give me thine honor.” And when the Lord declined, Satan became angry and led away one third of our brethren.“Wherefore, because that Satan rebelled against me,” said the Lord, “and sought to destroy the agency of man, which I, the Lord God, had given him, and also, that I should give unto him mine own power; by the power of mine Only Begotten, I caused that he should be cast down. And he became Satan, yea, even the devil, the father of all lies, to deceive and to blind men, and to lead them captive at his will, even as many as would not hearken unto my voice.” (Moses 4:1–4)Like a Sergeant in the Army, Satan needed the power of a superior to promote himself. He needed God and sought to compel God to give him His honor (that is, God’s power). When God refused, Satan sought to win the support of the rest of us in the hope that God would capitulate. But in this he failed.

In The Book of job, is it possible that Satan just wanted to torture a follower of God?

The story of Job originally did not include the mythical prologue in Heaven between God and the Adversary. I do not know what the author of the prologue had in mind. God does not make deals.St. Teresa of Avila was crossing a bridge when it broke under her and dumped her into a freezing mountain river. She called out, “My God, why do you treat me this way?”God replied, “This is how I treat all of my friends."The Saint snapped back, “Then I don’t wonder you have so few!"The rest of the story of Job has two major themes.One is what some Christians call the Dark Night of the Soul, and Zen Buddhists call the prelude to the Third Kensho, as described in How to Grow a Lotus Blossom, by Rev. Jiyu Kennett. That and the Book of Job and other sources include descriptions of what we call a Zen disease, which can strike any organ. Hakuin Zenji had it in the lungs, Rev. Kennett in the heart, and Job in the skin. With or without such a disease, one who is entirely devoted to religion can, after great earlier success, reach a standstill, a roadblock, a gate with no door. Then in some unexpected way progress resumes.The second theme, occupying most of the book, is that Job’s comforters insist that his troubles can only have been caused by some sin on his part, but at the end God denounces them for this false view.

What are some unethical life hacks?

Place one large item on the bottom rack of your shopping cart when you check out at the grocery store. With a little luck, the checker will miss it and you won't be charged for it. If they notice it, just say you forgot to put it on the counter. Or if you don't want it, just say it was in there when you grabbed the cart and you forgot to take it out.Buy an item with a mail in rebate, send in for rebate, return item to store.Don't want to buy printer cartridges? Buy a whole printer with matching cartiges, switch out the new cartiges with your empty ones and return the new printer.Want to get less traffic tickets? Put a pro military, EMS, firefighter, etc sticker on your back window. Often the cop will give you preferential treatment if you tell them your cousins/friend/parent etc was in the military, etc.Get rental insurance, buy a nice bike for a friend who then gives you cash for it (but keep the receipt for yourself). Report bike stolen and get insurance pay out.Steal toiletries, paper towls, trash bags, soap, etc from work.If you own a small company, write off a large portion of your rent as a business expense. If you get audited, it usually takes about two years after they notice your taxes are weird (also IRS is way under funded) and at that point you can just say you stopped using your place to run your business. This actually isn't necessarily illegal if you do use your place for business, but it's easy to take advantage of.Get a credit card with a reward points bonus for spending $n within the first x months. Buy something big at a place with a liberal return policy (REI, Nordstrom, etc), wait until your reward points get credited to your account, use them, return the item. Might want to check the policy to make sure you don't screw yourself.Buy something expensive and random across state lines or in a different country with your credit card and then report your card stolen to get a refund. Keep the original item.Always complain to hotel staff when you check out in the morning. You can often get free room credits.If you see a child with candy, push over that stupid baby and take those treats for yourself.

Is Satan considered a god?

He most definitely is. As the ‘‘God’’ of the bible relies greatly on the power generated from prayer and slavish worship of Jesus in order to thrive. The first introduction one receives when first learning about the existence of the bible(some live an entire peaceful lifetime without it), is a direct threat on their security. They are told that a VERY, loving and caring being will send them to a lake of fire eternally if they don’t accept his teachings and live by his unreliable & contradictory book. They are told that if they follow his teachings, and believe him, which requires profound blind faith, they will go to a paradise where they can worship him more. Jesus of Borg Never do they realize that this parasitic entity only cares about his chosen people, jews. To really have in depth proofs that this ‘‘God’’ of the bible is fictitious. I highly recommend you read the articles on Exposing Christianity.Why is Satan our true creator god? He is, due to the fact that his teachings predate Christianity. Those teachings include the daily practice of meditation, yoga & empowering ones soul(chakras, aura, astral body…). The final goal being rasing your kundalini serpent. He is our creator god, because he doesn’t need nor want slavish worship in order to be powerful, he wants his creation(gentiles) to evolve to the level of the gods(demons). Demons, the Gods of Hell , Death, the Afterlife and Hell. He is our creator god because he cares about humanity and this planet. More than most can even imagine. Sermons of Satan. And finally because his name means ‘‘truth’’. Only in christianity the name of Satan was demonized. “Satyan’’ in Sanskirt means "Truth Eternal", while “SATA-NAMA” (is a most important mantra of Kundalini/Serpent Yoga) means, the True Name, “Sat Nam” is also chanted by kundalini yoga practitioners. All of this is easily verifiable on any search engine.There’s much more to Spiritual Satanism than most can imagine. But it starts with reading from the right source. That source is Joy of Satan. For more blatant information on Satanic Meditation, the soul & the purpose of humanity… Satanic Meditation Information. This is the purpose that Satan teaches, as he did since the beginning of mankind. Until that “God” had to come and ruin everything, making humanity regress in intelligence and spiritual power instead of evolving which is what Satan wanted all along.

Which video game character/villain did you want to kill/defeat the most? What was your moral thinking behind your desire to kill/defeat them? Was it because you wanted to, or because the game made you?

Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII. Spoilers aheadSo I'm not a hardcore gamer per se, but I do love RPGs. Especially the more strategically inclined RPGs. Give me multiple saves and turn based combat so I can come up with a strategy, test it and then restart if it didn't work and try a new one. I also like to grind, to really minimax stats. If I see 'permadeath' in a description of a game I know it's going to cause endless frustration so I avoid the game.Back to FFVII. It's my first play through and I'm twenty hours in. My team is Cloud, Areis, and XIII. They are all around level 25 and the others are around level 5. I have been grinding enough so that I'm a little ahead of the bad guys with my main characters because I'm enjoying the story and don't want to have to worry a lot about combat.Then I get to a cut scene and Aeris dies. Sephiroth kills her. I laugh, hasn't this guy heard of Phoenix downs? But I look in my roster and no Aeris. What?!? 2/3 through the game and one of my main characters is gone?The story was so good up to that point that I wasn't mad at the game creators; I was pissed at Sephiroth for killing my girl! So me, who likes to grind and test and take things slow, I speed run through the rest of the game to get a chance at this a-hole. It takes about three hours to get to the final boss, Sephiroth. I'm like level 32 with Cloud and XIII and the others are around level 25.So I save and quit and wait for the weekend to fight. It takes about 10 tries, and on the last one with a truly ingenious setup of materia (no Knights of the Round because I didn't take the time to do side missions to get it or any other master materia) I beat him. It was truly grueling hitting for 1–2k damage at a time when I should have leveled up enough to be hitting for 8–9k. Let's just say Final Attack Phoenix saved my butt multiple times. After 30 hours of in game battle time I took the bastard down. If I could have I would have stomped his face.It was six months before I came back for a second play through to actually enjoy the depth offer by the game, especially the second half. Although I had the most fun beating him a second time with level 99 characters fully kitted out and spamming w-summon mp-turbo Knights of the Round. Mime. Mime. Mime. Repeat until he begs for mercy and then kill him anyway.Rest in Pieces Sephiroth.

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