Looking for a country song about 2 boys who find a pic of their mom. It has the line "string bikini in Tijuana
'fore She Was Mama by Clay Walker Bout ten years old, hide and seek, I found me in the closet. Ready or not, I stumbled on And opened up that box of Yearbooks, letters, black and whites. A hundred maybe more. Next thing I know my brothers and me, Got ’em scattered on the floor. There was one of her flippin’ the bird Sittin’ on a Harley. A few with some hairy hippie dude, Turns out his name was Charlie. Her hair, her clothes, her drinkin’, smokin’ Had us boys confused. I’ll never forget the day us nosy kids, Got introduced To Mama, 'fore she was Mama In a string bikini in Tijuana Won’t admit she Smoked marijuana But I saw Mama ‘Fore she was Mama We put that box right where it was, And never said a word. Oh, growing up got hard Just trying not to picture her, In anything but aprons, dresses, minivans and church. Oh and Daddy would’ve whooped our butts For digging up that dirt On Mama ‘fore she was mama In a string bikini in Tijuana She won’t admit she Smoked marijuana But I saw Mama ‘Fore she was Mama We laugh and hang it over her head, Right above her halo. Her face turns red when we bring up That tye-dyed Winnebago. She runs and hides and still denies That hip high rose tattoo She burned that box of forget-me-nots When she found out we knew Bout Mama, fore she was Mama In a string bikini in Tijuana Won’t admit she Smoked marijuana That was Mama, Fore she was Mama And there’s that one down In the Bahamas But that was Mama Fore she was Mama
I need something funny?
Dear Dad letter.... A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua. P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!
Any good anime?(Warning: alot of anime are listed that ive seen!!!)?
I know lots of anime but I really need help!!!! Anyway back to the anime list. Here r the anime I've seen already: soul eater, Inuyasha, deathnote, fruits basket, dbz, ghost hound, black butler, sonic x, full metal panic, full metal alchemist, ouran high school host club, naruto, bleach, durarara, black cat, dragon drive, deadman wonderland, pokemon, digemon, monsuno, yu-gi-oh, trigun, clannad/ clannad after story, hetallia, blue excorcist, demon king, rosario+vampire, wolf's rain, fairy tale, jing king of bandits, xam'd lost memories, okami-san and her 7 companions, code geass, black lagoon, fushigi yuugi, elfin lied, cat planet cuties, karin, kanokon, D.N.Angel, angel beats, the law of ueki, and these three I could only watch in english dub: high school dxd, ginga nagarabashi gin, and ginga densestu weed. Please put a discription for the anime. And also please have them watchable in english dubbed. Thanx!!!!
How do you stay positive around negative people,?
Kind of hard to stop being around them when they are your parents isn't it? I have a friend who is very negative about almost everything - finds the negative in almost any situation - and like someone else suggested, for everything negative I try to counter it with something positive - I've know him for a little over a year I can't always do it - but try to most of the time - but I don't think he's caught on yet - it at least helps me feel better to counter with a positive thing. Parents sometimes without really meaning to make our kids feel like the bad stuff going on in families is the kids fault - when it's really the parents fault. However, at some point you do have to start taking responsibility for your life and do things that you should be doing - so you can do the things you want. Sometimes things may be going on that the kids aren't always aware of too - and how old is your mom? is she having problems with her hormones or getting ready to go through menopause??? You're not the parent - you don't need to take care of your parents but - a lttle joking can sometimes help lighten up the situation. Not everything is your fault. I like to put positive sayings and funny comics on my door and will often stop and read one or two on my way out the door - or if I'm just up pacing around the house. They help. maybe you could find a comic about a constant grouch and put it on the frig. but something that's funny. or maybe just go up and give your mom a hug and tell her you love her. good luck with this - stay positive, believe in yourself.
Ok i need animes or mangas like these ones...please?!?
ok ive seen many animes and read many mangas but i want a specific kind of anime or manga. in the begging i want hte two main charecters not to like eachother very much but twords the end they fall in love and there has to be other guys that like that girl that she likes back and stuff like that kinda like in kitchen princess and in kodocha. animes i have seen that fit this criteria: kodocha inuyasha kamikaze kaitou jane kirarin revolution still watching it kamichama karin hot gimmik (manga) gauken alice kitchen princess (manga) ouran high school host club dn angel lovely complex and like 10 or 5 others... oh i also wanna know what chapter of gakuen alice am i on if i finished the anime? thanx oh yeah seperate the manga and animes please... thanx :)
My parents found out i smoke weed.?
Hey all! Im a 15 year old boy who lives in denmark. My parents have always given me very loose bounds. I can drink, party and do whatever i like basically. So a few days ago me and my friends bought weed from a guy we knew. He is no pusher or criminal at all. We went to a party with our friends and there we smoked 2 cones. We were 4 people about it. I thought it was amazing and i felt nothing weird or disturbing. Only joy. When i was born i was dead 10 minutes so i don't know if that could conflict with weed? Well i return home 2 days later after sleeping at my friends house. He also smoked. My mom drags me into my room and ask me ''Did you buy and smoke weed?'' I tell her no, but at last i tell her the truth. She was furious and went into the living room telling my sister about it. Later that night my mom cries and tells me that she cant thrust me anymore. She wont tell who told her, but i think its my teacher who found out. I told my mom i will do it a few times more when i get older. Finally my dad talks to me. He lives in Israel. He is calm and tells me that he cant trust me anymore and i need to behave myself. He gives me the punishment not to be in contact of any way with my friends which my dad hates. Some of my friends have problems in life, but i love them so much and they love me. So i woke up today and me and my parents talk and things will be cool again. But i feel guilty, and i already bought a week ago weed for next weed where there is an event for whole denmark where you slack work and school. So me and my friends go to a park and drink and smoke weed. I want to smoke weed, but only like 5-6 times a year. I don't want that my parents find out again and something could happen. Remember its also illegal. I cant convince my mom that weed isn't that bad. Help!