What was the stupidest reason for which you were punished in school?
This one is a Shocker!!!I was in the 7th grade and we had a substitute for our English classes for a week.The ladydidn't teach us anything. She was young and she kept flirting with the young guys,,!!!ughh!!! The guys were more than happy to welcome her and telling her tales of their bravery and heroism..It's funny when I think of that now!!So we i.e. the girls, left trying to get her attention to the course after two days and started taking it as a free period and gossiped among ourselves.After around 10 minutes she got up from her chair and said in a mocking tone-Oh!!!Gossip in my class!!!You girls think you are really smart!!Stand up on the bench!!All of you!!Noww!!!I was really very angry at that time.Some girls started crying.The boys laughed as they pretended to see what's inside our skirts!!It was humiliating.She could see that I was fuming with anger.She-What were you gossiping?I-NothingThen ,an asshole of a guy, I have always hated,got up and said-M'am,she is not answering you because you are a woman!!!She doesn't respect you m'am!!Then there was a round of 'oooohh's from the guys!!Her face grew red and then she calmly told me to get down.She told me to put my hands on the desk and thenSmacked my hands with the wooden duster till all the other girls started crying!!!P.S-I didn't flinch and didn't attend her class for the rest of the week.Meanwhile,i got signatures of all the girls and even some boys of the class on an application to get another substitute teacher for the subject to the principal.The Miracle- I was going to the principal with the application on the next monday.I entered the English class and heard my friends talking in whispers.She was allegedly found making out with two army men in the teachers staffroom on Saturday.And was sent packing,out of the campus on Sunday!!!Ha ha!!
What are main events in the Notebook?
- Allie is old and has Dimensia or Alzheimer. She doesn't remember her children and grandchildren, not even Noah. So Noah tries telling her their story to get her to remember. - Noah begs Allie to go out with him by hanging from the top of a Ferris wheel as she and her current date are at the top. - They start dating and Allie's parents are against it. - They break up. Allie leaves her cottage when the summer is through. - Noah rebuilds the old house he promised Allie they would live together in one day. - Noah writes Allie a letter everyday and sends them to her. They never reach her. - Allie meets another guy while away and becomes engaged to him. - She goes back to where she and Noah met, and they get back together. - Allie has to decide between Noah and the other guy whose name I don't remember. - She picks Noah. - They die together at the end.
Writers: What was your mary sue like?
Oh no. this brings back terrible writing memories. My mary-sue was for a Harry Potter fanfic.. - She had jet-black hair that went slightly over her shoulder, bright blue eyes, and pale skin (she was a vampire.) She was a very old vampire who used spells to make sure she didn't burn in the sun and she was smarter than Hermione; she was an amazing Quidditch player and everyone stared in awe, and Oliver had a crush on her; she knew Harry didn't kill Cedric because she can turn into a ghost-thing and she was his guardian and she followed him through; she had the best pranks and the Weasleys were jealous of her; she turned Draco into a good guy by explaining how much him being bad hurt her; anyone she met fell automatically in love with her. She had this awesome white fox with purple eyes that only she could talk to, and she knew everything that was going to come in later years but told no one. I would have added more, but I've blocked her from my memories so I don't remember as much. - Uh, I researched a lot on Mary-Sues, and one day I just thought: 'what the heck am I writing?" and I realized I was bored by the perfection. I created two more Mary-Sues, before I finally developed a sense of character development - Of course! I'm planning on killing her off in one of my stories (she's a random person in the back.) Just to prove how I have matured, and to show how evil I am ;) - They would hate her so badly. My character was self-conceited, weepy, dramatic, obnoxious, disgustingly perfect. I'm sure main character now would want to cleave her head off since Mary Sue always had things to complain about when NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO HER. It was nice to let that out!
What are the tell tale signs of a psycho girlfriend?
she checks your phone, PERIOD!!!
She asked me " Would you eat me out " + other stuff?
Alright so .. just to start this off were both 16 Were getting to be kinda close friends from the begining of this year we've sat next to each other in chemistry and our schedules changed we got a new teacher and all that stuff but we still had chemistry and she still wanted to sit next to me. Anyways , So today were doing our work in class and she tells me.. Girl : " I have to ask you a question, but dont laugh .. " Me: " Ok " Girl : "Would you eat me out ? "( she wrote it on her note book ) Me : Yes Now when she asked me if i would eat her out .. she laughed and covered her face like she was embarassed but when i said yes after she asked me the question she made up something she was like " well i asked you because .." and made up some bullshit. She was also like oh you have a small penis, she draws on my note book, writes on my notebook, writes my name on the table and she took my hand and wrote on it .. playing around and stuff and she keeps taping her pen on her desk and everytime she does it i grab her thigh and move down .. so i think she likes it lol. she also said " i know you liked me freshman year " etc and shes just being real flirty , shes cute and i do like her :] .. All i wanna know is if she likes me or is interested in me? + She took my phone ( a black berry ) and put my BBM status as " I have a crush on daniela " and i saw her status and it was " I have a crush on someone <3 . <3 " ps: after class she told me to walk her to her next class , + shes constantly huging me / touching my face + hair and she rest's her head on my shoulder alot,