Making synthetic urine at home?
No, not if you actually want to pass the urine test! Anybody with any kind of testing ability will be able to detect synthetic urine, even when they are bought off the net. Your best bet is asking a clean friend to donate for you or getting powdered urine kit. Good Luck!
What's a good way to heat up Quick Fix synthetic urine without using a microwave?
Here's a tip I know for SURE works. I recently completed an internship at a courthouse, and observed a hearing for a person who was on probation & expected to drop UA's. He dropped 7 clean UA's. The eighth, was very obviously tampered with. When the judge rendered his decision, he told the defendant his "story" of how he had stayed clean & done all this counseling and how he just needed more "time" to get it right may well have worked had the last UA not have been tampered with. All it told the judge was enough to find him guilty, sentence him to 12 years in prison, and likely lose rights to his child that was in foster care because of his drug use. If that tip doesn't work, here's another one. I spent 7 years married to a crack cocaine addict who had 4 kids by another crack cocaine addict prior to our marriage. Their parental rights were terminated mostly because they would both refuse to drop UA's...not because they were dirty. His continued delays and refusals to drop for his PO got him sent back to jail 3 times in those 7 years. Finally, one last tip. All drug testing labs have the ability to check for "strippers," synthetic urine, etc...and they do not have to disclose they've done those tests on your urine because they are a basis of the actual experiment & prove accuracy. If you are applying for a job---and they find out you have given a synthetic or altered sample...you won't get the job because you will not only obviously be a person who knows they've used---you just established yourself as a dishonest person. I wouldn't risk it if I were you---no matter what your situation is. If you know you are dirty, you may as well face the consequences for that choice and avoid getting yourself into further trouble by trying to slip an altered UA through.
How do I use someone else's urine to pass my drug test while the drug test taker is in the bathroom with me?
Before I begin I am a substance abuse counselor in an inpatient drug treatment program as well as a clinician at an out patient drug treatment facility. I often provide and monitor urine analyst exams daily. With that being said……Drug tests are getting very sophisticated, depending on where and why you are getting tested many factors must be considered. The temperature of the urine is gauged and often recorded, it is used to match the normal rate of the human body. If you are suspected of using or have given prior positive results the examiner will often watch you closer, meaning I’ve had to watch both the penis and the urine stream.However, I’ve heard of a device called a “wizzinator”. A device that you collect a clean urine sample and it is kept in a series of tubes that attaches to a similar colored plastic penis, to match your actual color. It also has a deluxe model that includes a heating device.I’m not one who believes in locking up someone with a substance abuse problem. If you’re facing major consequences with your drug use, and continue using nevertheless please consider some form of treatment. NOWGood luck
If I'm a woman and I used a man’s urine in place of mine to pass a drug test, could the drug testing facility tell if the urine is from a man or a woman?
Since drug testing in general, including urinalysis, is a limited invasion of privacy. There are limits to what can be tested for. This usually includes drugs and their metabolites and validation parameters.A person health and well-being, along with other information consider private can be derived from urinalysis. Drug testing is limited to just that, the donors recent drug use history. It’s not a free fishing expedition into someone’s personal/private matters.What is to be tested for and what is required for confirmation is contained with in the individual drug testing policy of the requesting agent. Since being male/female has no baring upon the testing for past drug use, there is no need to know the donors gender.It’s possible that a clause could be included in the drug testing policy that is a waiver of your privacy rights. By agreeing/signing the policy you would effectively be waiving that Right. But I’m unaware of any policy containing such a waiver.Back to your question. Under normal circumstances there is no need to know the donors gender. There for it will not be tested for. Unless it’s included into the individual drug testing policy, it would be outside the scope for drug testing.
How do I flush my system to pass a urine test in 24hours?
I have no idea if you would fake pass a simple office type UA by flushing. I have taken a couple Midol about 6 hours before post time then really pound down water. Take a B vitamin a few hours out so your urine will still have some color to it. It never hurts to take 4 aspirin about 5–6 hours out. This in combo with other tricks tends to mess with some of the EMIT variants in quick turnaround tests.I usually give myself at least a week of low fat dieting, flush the metabolites out by drinking cranberry juice and loads of water. It is known that you can reroute at least some of the chemical into the gut and away from the urine by having a couple bananas a day during your prep work. By supplementing your diet with creatine through that week will give an elevated creatinine level which normalizes after flushing. This is important for the overall integrity check. Finally, when you give your sample give it midstream. Do not add any water, bleach, or anything else to the cup. It takes me at least a week of study for my test but its worked since the 1980′s. This is not a sure fire way to cheat pass a UA but it gives someone a fighting chance. BTW I would throw in the towel on this UA because I doubt you can pass short of substituting someone else's UA.
Can I save clean urine in the freezer until I have a drug test?
Generally, yes.In a frozen urine, there are no chemical or biological reactions that could temper with your urine. This is to say that urine, like most of other biological things like meat or frozen veggies, stay the same for long periods of time. The only trick is how to warm the urine up to body temperature after you take it out of the freezer (and smuggle it to the urine testing facility).At drug forum, I found a testiment of a guy who used his old urine to pass a drug test with flying colors - here’s the link: My experience using old frozen urine to beat drug testsNonetheless, for passing a drug test people usually use synthetic urine because you know for a fact that you’ll pass. The next gen synthetic urine even heat themselves up - the most popular being Sub-Solution synthetic urine.