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What is your opinion on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s New Weight Loss Program for Inmates?

It’s a free gym membership for inmates in Maricopa County jail in Phoenix. Sheriff Joe Arpaio, often called “America’s Toughest Sheriff”, is working hard to help First Lady Michelle Obama with her anti-obesity initiative.

For good cardiovascular health, a lower risk of heart disease, increased blood and oxygen flow, and overall weight loss, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has launched a program called, “Peddle Vision,” where inmates bicycle to create electricity that powers their television.

The tv is there. Now all inmates need to do is power it and they can enjoy hours upon hours of The View. Too bad Lance Armstrong didn’t think of this first. Imagine the sales in workout videos and the benefit to the planet, which of course would be negated when everyone plugged the videos into their electricity-powered entertainment systems.

You can’t win for losing.


But Sheriff Arpaio is doing it. He’s a true humanitarian. He’s not only helping these inmates gain self-confidence and a better self-image while giving them a svelte self, he’s also doing his part for the planet. Ed Begley Jr. needs an “I Heart Sheriff Arpaio” t-shirt.

Sheriff Arpaio hasn’t been well received in the media. TIME magazine has called him a “stern law-and-order advocate”, what his constituents have seen as a positive, who “has declared war on illegal immigration”. He’s also on ACLU’s short list of people they really don’t like.

He doesn’t mind. He isn’t shy about enforcing the law, since that’s his job, and his constituents relying on him to keep them safe apparently love him. He’s won all his elections with double digits.

“I will never back off from enforcing the laws of this county. They might as well get used to it. I am in this fight to stay,” he said on his website, SheriffJoe.org.

Of course, his actions are completely unfounded, especially in Arizona. They don’t have any illegal immigration issues. Or crime because of it.

A longtime rancher was killed on his Douglas-area property over the weekend, and neighbors worried that his homicide was connected to increasing border-related crime in the area.

Nope. No reason for Sheriff Joe Arpaio to be concerned about the safety of his citizens. No reason at all.
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Is it probable that Trump will be elected President in 2016?

At this point, no. Someone said to ignore the national polls, most of which have him losing anyway, but by fairly narrow margins. They said to focus on state-by-state polls, because that’s where any election is won or lost. Last I did the math (2 days ago), Hillary led Trump in potential electoral votes 282 to 176. It’s easy and pretty objective to see if one takes the time. Just print out a list of states with their respective electoral votes (List of State Electoral Votes), go to RealClearPolitics - 2016 Election 2016 State Polls. and start doing the math. This is a website, btw, that very few Trump supporters seem to visit. All it does is collect polling information. It is by nature, non partisan. But the sea of blue numbers in the long lists of polls can be a real shocker to people who have been told over and over again by their Leader that they are leading in “all the polls”. They are not; in fact, they are getting “spanked”. Walloped.Now, is it possible for Trump to be president? Sure. This is the world, where unforeseen things happen: fissures open up in the earth, volcanoes erupt, tornadoes drop randomly from the sky and tear sh-t up! Planes’ hydraulic systems fail, tires blow, trains derail, men get their underwear caught in their zippers. Anything can happen. We will have to see where things take us over the next 4 months. All things being equal, though, on November 8, Hillary Clinton will be elected president.

How can I prevent my underwear's elastic band from becoming overexerted?

Question answered: How can I prevent my underwear's elastic band from becoming overexerted?A couple of ways.First, don’t stretch them any more than necessary while you’re putting them on.Wash them in cold water only and use a low dryer setting to protect the elastic as much as possible.If you want to preserve the elastic as long as you can, line dry your underwear so they’re not exposed to heat at all. Use an outdoor clothesline or hang them from your shower curtain rod.And of course, make sure you purchase the right size in the first place. That way you won’t need to stretch the elastic any more than necessary.And never use bleach which can fade the color and damage the fabric over time.

Why would any sane person vote for Hillary Clinton?

Why would you vote for Hillary? You know she is going to lose in the end. The media supports Barack and so does most of the country. Whoever supports Hillary is probably uneducated because they obviously do not know any better, or is some kind of bully to think that her dirty campaign tactics is something we need from a future president... The Hillary supporters act as stupid and as ferocious as the person they represent. I think anger management needs to be issued.

The year is 2077. In one short paragraph, what will a 7th grade American history textbook say about the Trump era?

The “Trump Years” 2017–2018: referring to Donald Trump who failed to win the presidential election of 2016 still managed to claim the White House thanks to decades of Republican gerrymandering of the electoral system.Upon his inauguration he immediately began campaigning for his re-election, filing the papers with the FEC hours after taking the oath of office. Soon after he began his now famous schedule of shirking his duties. [annotation slang “trumping”: verb - spending more time on or breaks than actually working] Official counts show that for every day he spent in the White House he spent 2 days either golfing or attending his own ego rallies at taxpayer expense. [annotation slang ‘green housing’ verb - the act of embezzling money to the point of bankrupting your employer]Despite 3 separate investigations showing that Trump received illegal assistance from a foreign power (see Putin, see Russia) the Republican controlled Congress refused to allow impeachment hearings. It was only the when Trump’s 2017 tax return was leaked [see The Trump Papers] and it was revealed he had collected over 150 million US dollars under the heading of ‘reimbursement for expenses’ - that things came to a head. After subpoenaing the Trump tax records it became clear that the entire Trump family had been stealing taxpayer funds in order to pay Mr Trump’s exorbitant loans which totaled nearly 1 billion dollars from Germany and China and an additional half billion dollars owed to Russian banks that were know to be mafia fronts.The Impeachment process was widely praised for its speed as were the criminal proceedings that followed. For those interested in the proceedings, the records fo the trial and seizure of all Trump assests are available at the National Archives, including copies of Mr. Trumps multiple ‘pardons’ he issued to himself along with his final executive order where he declared himself “King of America” and dissolved the US government. All of these were deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court within hours and Mr Trump was removed from office by his own Secret Service. He was then placed in a federal penitentiary where he stayed for 3 months until hanging himself after writing “Obama snuck in here and hung me” on the wall in his own feces.

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