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So I Read This Pick Up Line

What are the best pick up lines?

One may like the following lines:Let's flip a coin, if its head you are mine, tail I am yours.You are line a criminal because you stole my heart.How come you are not on the top of the christmas tree? I thought that's where stars belonged.You are so beautiful, you made me to forget my pick up line.Can I follow you? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.Do you have band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.I sneezed because God blessed me with you.Are you wifi? Cause I am feeling connection.I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with you.Know what's on Menu? Me-n-U.I think I am suffering from a lack of Vitamin-U.Just smile if I am wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?Damn, I forgot my lipbalm. Can I use your lips?Are you a camera? Because whenever I see you I smile.Sorry I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?I must be in a museum because I am looking at work of art.I hope you know first aid, because you are taking my breath away.You must be magician,cause whenever I look at you everything just disappears.Your hands look tired. Can I hold it for you?I don't believe in love at first sight but I am willing to make an exception in your case.You know how else your hair would look really good? In my lap.My love for you is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.Eureka! I just discovered eight Wonder of World.I think you are synonym for beautiful.You are like KFC and I am like Mc Donalds. You are so goood and I am lovin' it.I want to our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.Do you like to be numerator or denominator?Are you cup of coffee? Because you are keeping me up all night.I am learning important dates in History? When is your birthday?I need U to complete the spelling of my future.If you were a drug I would overdose.I am a dentist. I fix broken smiles.When I see your face, there is not a thing that I would change, cause you are amazing just like the way you are.If you were a tweet, you would be my favorite.I am not flirting. I am just extra nice to someone extra beautiful.Hey you should not wear make up. It's messing with the perfection.If I were God, all of my angels would look like you.I need you the way a drowning man needs air.If I had to chose between breathing and loving you. I would use my last breath to tell you that I love you.

I don't get this pickup line?

My friend told me "did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn" is a pickup line but I don't get it. What is the exact meaning of it?

What are some coffee pick up lines?

* You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.

* If you were ground coffee, you'd be espresso because you're so fine.

* Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.

* Been thinking about you a latte :)

* Java number I can call you up at?

What is your most reliable used pickup line?

I don’t know if this would count as a pickup line but there’s something I always go to and I’ll let you in on what it is.You ready?Okay so here’s what you do (From the perspective of a male)Guy: Approaches girl “Okay so would you mind if I asked you a few questions?”Girl: “Go ahead.”Guy: “So I’ll ask you three question that you’ll have to answer with either yes or no. You good with that?”Girl: “Yeah.”Guy: “My first question is: Do you agree to answer the following questions honestly?”Girl: “Yes.”(Okay this is where the magic happens) Guy: “My second question is, if my third question is: ‘Would you like to go on a date with me?’ would you answer that question with the same way you answered this one?Now they can’t answer anything but yes.You’re welcome

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