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A dog named sex...rate 1-100?

A DOG NAMED "SEX"
(What Not to Name Your Dog)

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He winked and said, "You must've been quite a kid!"

When I got married & went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I want a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets, "But you don't understand." I said "I had hope to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife & I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, " The courtroom isn't a confessional, stick to the case please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday!

Could someone rate my book? From scale 0 - 100?

So I am currently writing a fantasy book , about a young girl who gets to know that she needs to save another world from getting destroyed my killing the evil within there. If she fails , her own world too will disappear. This is a little piece from the book so can someone rate what they think about my writing style and stuff like that? Don't be too mean with me, I'm young and I have never ever written before : ''His gaze centered at me and the chair under me. Step by step he started to get closer and I just looked to the floor with empty eyes. Finally , he crouched in front of me and chinned me up. I took a deep breath.‘’Is everything ok?’’. I quickly then pushed myself out of the chair and ran up the stairs. My steps made a long and weary echo fill the house. When the steps on the stairs ended , I hurried to my parent’s former room. I opened the door , and after seeing what was inside , I felt some kind of relief. Like a rock had rolled from over my heart. An old wooden mirror was still attached to the wall. It was hanging down on the side. Dad didn’t want it to be in our new house because mom had bought it. I looked into the mirror. There , against me was a young girl with short brown hair and dull green eyes. Her worn out T - shirt hanged down a bit and her shorts had cloded from up to bottom so much that it looked like they were about to break in half. I sat in front of the mirror and looked at it’s stated frames and volurated glass. I remembered it when it was just new'

Rate my mixed deck 1-100?

monsters : jacks and queens knight,blue eyes,paladin of white dragon whith ritual,exiled force,neos alius,mystic tamato.gilford the lightning
neo spacian dark panther ,murauding captain,cyber -tech allagator,air humming bird,drill roid,summone skull,cyber ogre times 2
anteatereatingant and catapult turtle
spells:double summon,dian keto the cure master,monster reborn
times2 maikuthe magical mist,brain control,exchange,premature burial,
lightning vortex,monster reincarnation,swords of reavealing light,
megamotph andcard of sancity
traps:sakuratus armor,minitrize times 2,birthright,cursed seal of the forrbidden spell,shift,threatning roar,waboku,elementle absober,trap hole,devine wrath and cemetry bomb
torrentle tribuite,light force sword,dna checkup,

Is 7.3 a good rating for looks?

7.3 is little over good and below excellent.

Rate yourself on the scale of 1-100!?

51-60. I got a lot of improvement to do. and a lot of faults to bring me back down:)

I should never think too highly of myself but think positivly of myself.