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Does anyone know how to keep bible thumpers from knocking on your door?

I had the same problem. The first time it happened, I kindly told them that I was an Atheist (which I am) and not to come back. Didn't work. They took that in a "This Child of The Lord Needs to Be Saved" way, and they came back, I didn't answer the door that time but I knew they'd be back the following weekend. So I went over to the dollar store on a Friday night and bought black maracas and about a dozen beaded necklaces. Next, I bought a whole defrosted chicken at the grocery store. So on Saturday morning I got up bright and early and set everything up. I messed up my hair more then it already was, put on some black eyeshadow (smudged it up a bit), put on the beaded necklaces (I wore JUST the beads), and took the chicken out of the plastic packaging (the bloodier the better). And when they came around ringing my door bell I had my boyfriend answer the door but I was in the background naked, holding the chicken by one leg, shaking the maraca and speaking in gibberish. They freaked out and left immediately, and they never came back....>;-D

What is the best way to get rid of Bible Thumpers when they come bothering you at home?

the only form of "christians" i have ever seen go door to door are jehovahs witness' and mormons. so i wouldnt consider them "bible thumpers"

Why does my mom keep yelling at me for no reason?

like most normal parents will ask there child to do something, but not my mom she just yells at me to do it. she does not know how to ask nicely,instead she just yells at me to do stuff. and when yells at me to do something she always puts a time limit on it and says if not done in that time limit u will be in trouble. today was the worst she yelled at me twice today for stupid crap. one my rules here that she forces upon me is that I am not allowed to have anything of mine outside my room, and if I do she gets pissed and stars yelling at me. like this morning she came to me and said you know the rules why is there movies on top the tv stand go put them back in your room now and I said the one movie is yours I watched it the other day and she said so what go put it away. and she said what about that one disc there and I said I sat it there as I could not find the case for it and did not want to put it away without a case and she said so what I do not care put it away now and I again said it has no case and she said put it away right now or I will throw it away. and then she was like you always seem to have en excuse for everything. and then just a lil bit ago she comes to me and said I saw the cats litter box(cat only comes inside when cold) and you have 1 day to clean it or else and I said it is cleaned and she said no it is not and I said I cleaned it out already and she said no u did not, idk why she has to yell at me all the time. why is she so mean to me?

When did you most need a hug?

The time in my life when I most needed a hug…That's a no brainer, I have an easy choice. By far the worst moment in my life.I had been broken up with my ex for about a month (her choice not mine), and I had tried to rejoin the group of friends we shared in our monthly role playing gaming session.The whole group treated me like an outsider. Nobody asked how I was or what I was up to, but of course they asked each other.That moment felt pretty shitty, but it was just a lead-in the the main event.Later that evening I tried talking with my ex about how I felt the group treated me, she told me I was imagining things.I told her that I was really hurting, she moved the discussion to the online group chat and spilled ally private dirty laundry and hurt feelings for them all to see.I flew into a rage and said some things that were less than civilized, and then broke down in tears.I stayed like that for the next 4 and a half hours, sitting in the office of my parents house, sobbing while snot dripped all down my face, my shirt, and my pants.It was the single most hopeless and traumatic moment if my life. If I'd had the strength to get up, I probably would've killed myself that day. I'm glad I didn't.But that's my story, I usually try not to think about it.But thank you for asking.

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