Do you tan your penis?
hahahaha...well...you'll have to tan naked, for one. And two...you'll probably only want to leave him hanging out in the sun for a short period of time, and then put sunblock on him. I remember my ex decided to do this once...and he sunburned his member sooooooo badly he couldn't pee without screaming for a week.
Best way to get tan in 1 week?
get some really good tanning lotion and make sure it protects against UV & UV rays. If it was me I would lay out for 2-4 hrs. at a time. Taking a break every 2-4 hrs. so you won't get burnt, just tan.
How would a bunch of women feel if they were laying out at a public pool and a man came out in a pretty bikini to tan and swim with them?
The bikini part - hmmm, in all honesty it would depend on whether the bikini was big enough to cover him. I have seen a man trying on women’s underwear for a joke and honestly he might as well have not been wearing anything. It all just dangled out the side. In that case you could be arrested for public indecency in a lot of places.So providing that this bikini actually covers the man’s junk - fine. Some women might laugh and find it odd, some (such as myself) would think “good on you, dress however you want!”The part that worries me about this question though is the “with them” part. I’m sorry, but it doesn’t matter how you’re dressed, it’s kind of weird and creepy for a random man to just go up to a group of women he’s never met and try to hang out with them - especially in a place where they are wearing very little. I think most women would be on their guard wondering about any nefarious intentions he may have, and they would also probably be annoyed that a random stranger came and interrupted their moment with friends. It is quite odd and inappropriate behaviour, especially if he is on his own and even more especially if he is much older than the women in question.
Is it okay for a man to get a tan wearing a thong?
To answer the question you actually asked, yes, under certain circumstances, it is okay for a man to get a tan wearing a thong. Please be mindful, however, of the adage, “the devil is in the details,” and be aware that “under certain circumstances” is a whacking great bit of detail. Local ordinances may, for better or worse, prohibit the wearing of none-der-ware by men, or at least limit it in public places, or even in private places that are highly visible without artificial means by the public.A better question might have been, “are men permitted to wear a thong on the public beach at Clearwater, FL,” or “are male tanning booth customers allowed to wear a thong while using the machine,” or even, “I’m a man who would like to lay out in my garden in Ibiza, Peru, in a thong to work on my tan. Are there any legal or social concerns I should know about?”In other words, if no one but you can tell that you’re getting a tan wearing a thong, no one’s going to object to you doing so. If others can see you, the probability of someone objecting increases. Even if they object, you may still be within your rights, but it’s always smart to know local customs and ordinances before you try anything that might possibly be objectionable, reasonably or otherwise.
Can i tan through my face makeup?
In my personal history I never used to get tan with my face makeup still on, I don't think it's possible to. I NEVER wanted to go out in public without foundation on because i also had acne. I would usually go to the tanning place with my foundation on and then once I got into the little tanning room I would wipe it all off with a make-up wipe and then re apply it once I was done tanning so I still got a tan on my face. I just put a make-up wipe & all my foundation in my purse. Also (i don't know how old you are or if you've tried this but) I started using a birth control pill for my acne called Ortho-Tricyclen and it has completely cleared up my acne. I used to have it pretty bad until about the 2nd month of using birth control! Just a suggestion if you haven't tried it ! =]
How do I get rid of these tan lines on my forehead?!!!?
While the tan lines probably won't be as noticeable in a week anyway, to speed up the process I have a few suggestions. 1). Exfoliate the tanned areas. This will help remove old dead skin cells and reveal new healthy ones of your natural color. If it leaves your face excessively red or irritated, try a more gentle exfoliant. After that moisturize the tanned areas very well, preferably with a face creme containing vitamin E (at least that's what works best for me). 2). I haven't tried this one myself so I don't know how it would work, but you could try using some fake tan creme on the lighter part. Good luck, I hope you find something that works!
HOW TO GET RID OF A FARMERS TAN?!?
If the farmer tan is pretty noticeable, I would put a high SPF sunscreen where I have the tan and no sunscreen where I'm still pale and go lay out for awhile like that and after doing that a couple times the tan should be more evened out. If your farmer tan isn't too extreme, you can just lay out with little or no SPF and your pale areas should catch up just fine. Even though tanning isn't good for your skin, a little bit is not going to kill you and you've already got some tan so you might as well just even it out (the real sun is still safer than tanning beds).
Does it bother men when women have tan lines (like from a bikini)?
I live in Southern California, so I end up with tan lines pretty regularly. A man has commented on them exactly once.I'd been learning to body-board, meaning my ass was in the air for hours, and somehow I neglected to apply sunscreen all day. The half of my butt cheeks not covered by my swimsuit got horribly burned, and that turned into a dark tan. Contrasting rather dramatically with the rest of my butt, which had remained its usual shade of Casper the Friendly Ghost.A few weeks after this, I was, ahem, getting to know a new suitor. When my pants came off, my thong was exposed … as were my mahogany-and-ivory buttocks. He let out a shocked laugh. I smiled and offered to put my pants back on, if the sight offended him. For some reason, he declined my gracious offer and continued as planned.I conclude that very few if any men care enough about tan lines to reject a woman who has exposed her tan lines to him.