Good comebacks for guys who are pigs?
Guys always say dirty things like "I wanna [have sex with] you" or things along that line. I always try thinking of sarcastic comebacks but so far all I think of is "cool story bro". I need something witty & creative to say back, any ideas?
What zodiac sign is the best at insults and comebacks?
gemini, aquarius, Sagittarius, capricorn im an aquarius sun, capricorn rising and i can always tell someone off and outsmart them with my words.... Just last week on tuesday this libra guy who's like the popular jock etc (who has had a crush on my for a while but honestly i pay him no attention since im a nerdy and i have better things to do lol) anyway we were in social studies and he went with this LONG conversation about how one Day he was gonna outsmart me and be my boss and that he would fire me and humiliate me like i had to him... i told him that it sucked i was never gonna work at McDonald's to give him the pleasure of doing so lol so ya i think those signs are quick and dont let emotion get in the way too much :P
I am in need of some Good comebacks!! ?
Alright I'm talking about a comeback that is related to shut your mouth, shut your pie hole, shut your trap. Does anyone hav a come back like this? Or maybe you could even add a come back that you really like and it doesn't have to be related to shuting your mouth... No swear words or sexual comments plzz and best comeback gets 10 points
Whats a good comeback for this......?
Yep, the one who stretched her A$$ out for your needle d*ck. She was really tight before I got to her. Sorry if it's too graphic, but I just hate a$$holes.
Comeback to when someone insults you (specifically..)?
Ok, this one weird kid in my school always calls me a fag when he walks past the hall past me and always asks me if I want to fight.... it's really weird. what can I say back to him that'll shut him up? today I said "talking to yourself again?" and then he said "do you want to fight".. he's really weird... lol
What are some comebacks?
well peewee Herman would of said " I know you are but what am I ?"... but personally I have my own favorite comebacks...such as " your mother told you , you could be anything you wanted when you grew up , you chose to become an ***hole" or "save your breath , you'll need it later to blow up your date".... gee I have plenty more....
What are some of the best mean, sarcastic, or funny comeback lines?
Seinfeld s08e13- The Comeback : George gets insulted on his comeback line too !!George's ComebackGeorge Costanza has a conflict with one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he remarks: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you". George becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback.Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of "jerk store" as a comeback mainly because "there are no jerk stores." Elaine suggests, "Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent." Jerry offers, "The zoo called. You're due back by six." Kramer finally suggests that George simply tell Reilly that he had sex with his wife.After discovering that Reilly has changed jobs to Firestone in Akron, Ohio, George flies there to attend the meeting, and brings a tray of shrimp just to try out the jerk store line. When he says it, however, Reilly shoots back with "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller." George, unprepared for this ends up using Kramer's line, "Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!" He is then told that Reilly's wife is in a coma.During the end credits, George is seen driving away from the airport back in New York, muttering to himself that he could not think of another comeback, when he utters, "The life support machine called...", and in an ecstatic fit, whips his car into a U-turn to head back to the airport and fly back to Akron to deliver yet another comeback, "Yeah, well the hospital bed broke!" all the while yelling out "You're beat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself!"Source: Wikipedia