Favorite song lyrics?
mine would have to be Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage" The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path The lunatic is in the hall The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane You lock the door And throw away the key There's someone in my head but it's not me And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon "Mayonaise" by the Smashing Pumpkins is a 2nd
Anyone got a good christmas cracker joke?
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
What are some slang terms used among police officers?
The most derogatory terms for the bad guys and citizens who are just pains in the rectum:A.H. = Adam Henry (A-dam H-enry) If you don’t get it…..sometimes you will hear it as “Jack Hole”…..now what starts with an “A” that ends with HOLE ?RICHARD CRANIUM= What starts with a “D” and is a nickname for Richard ? What is the non-medical layman’s term for the Cranium ? Do these clues HEAD you in the right direction ?
Is this bad for a 13 year old?
-I can't steal my mom's menstrual pads because everytime I have my period, she has already used all the pads. -Btw, I don't have any other adult friends because I'm homeschooled and the internet is only my other world. -Forget about my dad in helping here please. He don't know anything about girl stuff, trust me. -Sometimes, I think about taking pills that will put me to sleep and die peacefully but I'm too scared to swallow a large pill. I might choke. I don't want to die painfully!