What Is The Easiest And Fastest Way To Become Obese

What is the fastest way I can become morbidly obese?

Step One: Dieting In order to become morbidly obese, you must first go on a very specific dietary regimen. Some dietary requirements are: Taco BellMcDonaldsBurger KingWendy'sWhales and other stuff that will piss off the PETAKFCLong John Silver'sPretty much any fast food restaurant that serves burgers. Milkshakes are a plus.Buffets (but make sure you suck it in so they don't throw you out for being a fat ass)Occasionally anything you can find, such as when a person might have just puked up their own lunch.(can't let it go to waste!)A perfect appetizer for anyone on the fast track to obesity.These are the best places to eat for your obesity regimen, but don't think of it as a race, as any form of competitive exertion - even if only mentally - is counterproductive.  Step Two: Workout Regimen Dieting is only part of the battle to gain weight beyond your wildest dreams. The second requirement is exercise. This exercise should be no more vigorous than an occasional movement of your thumb and should occur no more than 7 times per day, or 13 times per week depending on your mood ring (faster results are obtained by using the weekly regime).Another way to complete the required exercise routine is to not do anything. This is the easiest and most popular method.  Step Three: Knowing When You Have Achieved Your Goal A man on his way to immortality through obesity.You will have finally become morbidly obese once you reach 600 lbs. 600lbs is the lowest possible weight for morbid obesity and most people choose to achieve such weights as 800 or even 1000 lbs. For the most part, it does not matter what weight goal you shoot for, and as long as you achieve that all important reaction of "Holy shit! That thing is huge! Is that even a person!?" then you will have become morbidly obese.  Step Four: Becoming Known for Your Obesity There are several methods of becoming known for being morbidly obese. One of the most popular is to have Dr. Phil yell at you about your overwhelming blubber problem. Another method is to not take over 3 hours for a shower and just let the grime and filth accumulate in all those newly formed wrinkes and crevices. One of the least used but most effective methods is to become so fat that you require a new clothing size to be made just for you, and name it something ridiculous with lots of letters like XLIDJN, or XXXXXXXXXL. Just try lots of x's in the name until you come up with one that sounds good. coiled from Google

How easy is it to become obese?

The human body has many mechanisms to moderate energy intake and use both up and down. It should be challenging to gain or lose any significant amount of weight. Becoming obese should be almost impossible to do and in a more natural environment it would be.However, we are not in a natural environment. We are in an environment that is filled with stress, doesn’t allow us to sleep and recover, doesn’t encourage sunlight and fresh air, keeps us plugged into a 24 hour bad news cycle with no way of resolving any of it because its not meant for us, keeps us stationary, pumps us full of caffeine, encourages more shallow relationships than we are wired for with fewer meaningful ones, encourages either a lack of activity or a full on blitz of crushing exercise, and encourages us to eat garbage food.For someone to become obese, their system has to be under extreme stress with almost no room for recovery. Today though, what our body deems as extreme stress is just normal life.We’re not just obese. We’re anxious, depressed, perverted, and hiding. We’re at each others throats, we’re self important, and we’re masters at self-medicating.Further, we’re so out of touch with our bodies that we don’t even recognize thirst the majority of the time.It should be very hard to become obese but the environment we’ve created for ourselves encourages it.

How did you become obese or fat?

I become fat over a period of two years.I already had bad habits during high school. I never did strenuous physical activity on a regular basis. This is when my weight gain started gradually.My eating habits have always been terrible. I have never eaten anything other than starch and grease and fat.My weight shot up during freshman year (the freshman 20) and has been slowly increasing ever since. I think my metabolism has slowed down significantly after puberty.Food has been a crutch for boredom and dealing with unpleasant emotions for my entire life. Learning to address these things without food is difficult.