What is the funniest thing you have ever heard?
Absolutely positively lost it over this. Almost needed hospitalization.Was having dinner at my friend’s house. I sat on a stool in their kitchen talking with Matt while Carolyn cooked, sipping a beer. A warm, friendly evening was underway.I’m sure some people on Quora remember the cartoonist Gary Larson?I glanced onto their side table to a stack of books and magazines. Serendipity. By pure luck I stumbled across a Far Side comic book.Jackpot!You see, during the ordinary course of events back in the old days, you received your daily dose of comics one-at-a-time reading the newspaper. All well and good.But the humor factor is cumulative when you read them one-after-another in a comic book.I flipped through the book, giggling, then laughing, then roaring, harder and harder.By now I flatly ignored my hosts. My attention was fully in the book.And then I turned to this page.I can’t explain why, but it just slayed me.Absolutely, positively lost it.Everything inside of me collapsed into hysterics.Fell off the stool onto the floor convulsing in laughter. Hyperventilated trying to catch my breath. Tears streaming down my face. Drooling beer from my nose.I was a mess.My hosts looked on with guarded amusement. Then looked at each other, deciding whether they should call for medical help.30 minutes later I sobered up enough to join them back in conversation.It tickled my funny bone.I laughed off-and-on over this for the next week.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
At school i just so happened to have a lot of straws, cause of some candy powder that i sell and that was the packaging, point is i had a lot of extra straws. In history class we have an old teacher, and we mess with him so much , we call him mr. "snarf" like from the thundercats because thats how it sounds spelled backwards. anyways he is oblivious to everythign we do, and so we decided to play a game with spitballs called "kill the president" because he has posters of every president around the room, and we get points for killing every president. you get extra points for dome-shots, and super extra points if you shoot a president where he actually got shot
What is the funniest thing ever?
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What is the funniest thing you ever said?
I have said 374,822,754 funny things in my life. (so far)I have listed them from 1st to 374,822,754th.Just yesterday…..I lost the list.If you had asked me yesterday, I could have given you the appropriate answer.As it stands now, I can only make a guess.A wild guess.Let me think…….(This is me, thinking…………..)OK, I am unsure of this being at the top of the list, but am fairly certain it is not at the bottom.Ready?No wait…….not that. I remember a better one………..(Yes, I’m thinking again……………..)OK, OK. (It wasn’t that one, either)I’m going with:When asked to use the word ‘pathos’ in a sentence, I replied,“Pathos oythers, Ma, them’s good!”.Edit: Thank you, Katie Grames, for the A2A.
What was the funniest thing you saw/heard today?
Memes memes and more memes... Hope you enjoy1234567891011121314151617181920The list could go on forever.... I'll add some more later. :)
What is the funniest thing that happened to you this week?
NewComing up on six years old, my son is still reluctant to go to the kindergarten, especially after a lengthy, carefree summer at home with his doting grandparents.It was the third day I took him to the kindergarten. Along the way, he pulled a long face, pouty and petulant, his eyes occasionally glinting at his favorite cars zooming past before becoming vacant and glazed again.Sulking, sulking, sulking.Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle.At the kindergarten gate where teachers were waiting, he was on the verge of violent sobbing. Seeing my son towering over lower-grade students who were happily jumping to their classrooms, I felt more ashamed than embarrassed and decided not to comfort him any more.Upon seeing his teacher, he was just about to cry explosively when his teacher, too busy to notice his tear-slick face, bustled him off through the gate and proceeded to welcome the other kids. Instead of crying harder, my son’s sobbing came to a screeching halt. Walking hesitantly along with a female classmate who also didn't comfort him, he scratched his disproportionately big head with his small hand, dropped it, and scratched his head again.Usually my son needs an audience to cry to or a shoulder to cry on, but this time, no one seemed to care. This was new to him. HAHAHAHAHA
What is the funniest thing your horse has ever done?
My tb mare Lacey, is a real character but this happened just the other day, Ok so i was going to hang another bucket in her stall so she could have a bucket to dunk her hay. There was already a hole in the wall so i just got an eye hook and started screwining it into the wall...mean while, i see lacey in the corner of my eye and she is now right next to my shoulder......i look over and she is intenceley stareing at the eye hook im screwing into the wall, with the most amazed look on her face......Eyes huge, ears perked....then she looked at me with the expression "Oh my gosh! that's insane how are you doing that!!?!!" It was really funny, you would have to of been there. =)
What is the funniest thing you've read today?
Well can't say it's that funny but still it'll bring a smile on your face and I'M damn sure about thatThis message I received on Watsapp has to be the funniest thing I read today:It's like a political scheme,*If Modi says that after visiting toilet, everyone must wash hands with soap..**What would the opposition leaders say?**Kejriwal-* Modi has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies .*Rahul Gandhi-* Modi wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands for his own" SWACHH BHARAT" scheme.*Owaisi-* I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution. Even if you keep knife on my neck I will not wash.*Mayawati-* Dalit should get free soap and reservation once a week to wash their hands.*Kapil Sibal-* My toilet, my shit, my wish,my hands why should I wash my hands ?*Mulayam-* As long as I am there, people of U.P. need not wash their hands.*Chandrababu Naidu*- We are IT gurus & moreover many of us are US citizens we are used to paper not water.*Deve Gowda & Family* - Naavu Special mannina maklu, tholkolo abyasa ne illaa*Anti Modi Tamilians* - Kaveri water is precious, we will not waste water washing handsLast but the best:*Mamata Banarjee-* This is a conspiracy to close all the hospitals.THE TRUE STATE OF INDIAN POLITICS! Thank youHope it brings smile on your faceSource: WhatsAppPlease Appreciate it without Offense