What are good ways to enter Indian politics?
One can easily know that you are not from a political family; otherwise this question would not have been rose. And this factor itself contains the easiest option to enter into Indian politics. So,- Build relation with a family with political backgroundMarry a girl (or boy) whose dad is in Indian politics. You can easily make a way into politics.- Are you a cricketer? Or film star?Bhai, in India, if you are one of these two then the political parties would come to your place to include you in their party. Even you can have options during choosing a party. And trust me, you also have chances to be the President of India.(I’m not talking about Big B)- Be a Hindu protesterIf you are doing something in the name of salvation of Hinduism and can easily nail other religions, BJP may give you ticket to stand for MLA. Then you can beef up your political career further.- Rise your voice against the current governmentIf you are a student and you have the confidence that you can attract the media by blaming the government and praising terrorists, then RaGa baba would come up to support you. No doubt, you are the future INC leader.- Buy a seat for yourselfIf you are businessman or a son of a moneyman and can fund the AAP, then the doors of AAP are always open for you.- Be a true social workerGood deeds pay off.If you are doing things that the government can not do in your area, the so called politicians can’t bring the change and the sold out media will not air, YOU ARE THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE.And you Are in Indian politics. There are so many examples of how a person can make room in Indian politics by working from the grass root level.A heart winner can become the PM of India from a tea vendor and the President of India from a paperboy.EDIT 1:Adding few more points (based on emerging politicians, names undisclosed):Raise voice against your countryChant anti-national slogansBe active in crimesBe in touch with criminalsAlways create controversies for being highlighted in newsTalk about people's religion & casteate hatred as much as possibleTalk about the reservation
How long do I need to be "clean" before I can join the military?
I smoked marijuana three times in my life, so by no means am I a regular pothead. I just happened to make some very foolish decisions in my life (who hasn't ?). The last time I smoked pot was just before Christmas '10.Since then I came to a realization that I need a positive change in my life. I want to better myself and the people around me, I would relish the opportunity to enlist in the U.S military and serve my country. However I am unsure how long I need to be "clean" before enlisting.