What Would You Do If You Were Me

If you were God for one day, what would you do?

First things first, fix all the crap. War, disease, poverty, etc.Next I'll tell people what dark matter is. That stuff’s trippy.Third-No more dying before you get to live forever. Let's make things all good HERE instead.I will establish a landline between earth and all alien civilizations. Don't ask how. I work in mysterious ways.Congratulations! Uranus is no longer green.Pluto is a planet because I say it is.There are now Wild Meat Trees.Every year, for one day, the earth will become flat and will be held up by a giant elephant in the sky. Because God has a sense of humor.Once a month I will have a contest where people can enter their ideas for things that should exist. The winner’s idea will be created.The new bible will be titled “How to be Decent, for Dummies”.The universe’s heat death has been postponed do to it being a sucky idea. You are now, all, actually immortal without crappy consequences.Quora moderation is good now.Everyone gets free cheesecake, cuz I’m cool like that.Everyone, who has ever been trapped in an immortal indestructible all-powerful other-unnecessary adjectives box…is now liberated.I can’t think of a fifteenth point that I like so this list doesn't make me crazy. You all just get more free cheesecake.Edit:Towards the second half of the answer I kinda forgot that the question asked “for a day”.But Im God. So screw that.My 16th point is that “day” now means whatever the heck I want it to.