Who will win, Wolverine or Deadpool?
Answer: All of us.As the list of Deadpool and Wolverine’s Best Fights showcase, when these two throw down wonderful things happen, making us all winners.Except for Logan and Wilson’s bodies. Those things get totally ripped to shreds.Like when they first met in Wolverine #88 and Deadpool made quick work of the X-Man by impaling him through the gut.Or when they next met in Deadpool #27 and Wolverine made quick work of the Crimson Comedian by impaling him through the gut.Then there’s the time Deadpool cut off Wolverine’s head (non-canon).Followed by the time Wolverine cut off Deadpool’s head (very much canon).And don’t forget the time they stalemated after Deadpool shot Wolverine in the face and Wolverine caused Deadpool to bleed out internally. Classic.Moral of the Story: These two were made to go at. And thanks to their illogical healing factors we get to see them try and kill one another till the end of eternity.Which is a nice thought.Of course, on paper, Wolverine should win nearly every time in a straight up brawl. He’s a superior fighter in every regard. Deadpool on the other hand, breaks the fourth wall and talks a lot.But in reality it’s anyone’s guess who will come out on top during a particular day or story arc. Because more than any other character, Deadpool has the ability to get under Wolvie’s skin, which can make him do some very weird and crazy things.Like dress up Deadpool as Jean Grey…On second thought, maybe there are some occasions when no one comes out a winner when these two get together. Particularly my eyes.
What will happen to you if the government finds out you're immortal?
It depends on what kind of immortal you are. Are you “I never get old, but run me over with a train and I’m toast” immortal? Or are you more of a “I am totally indestructible, no matter what you do” kind of immortal?If it’s the first, then the government is going to want a sample of your DNA ASAP IMHO. They will want to know why you don’t age or get sick. They might not share this info, but a secret of this kind is unlikely to keep for long. It’s only a matter of time before gene therapy makes us all immortal. At that point, our species can much more easily colonize other worlds - we have unlimited time for travel! Humanity would quickly overpopulate this planet anyway, so it would be time for us to move along to the next adventure.If, on the other hand, you’re indestructible, then the government is much more likely to be interested in you as a weapon. Unkillable soldiers are pretty valuable. If they can make a few thousand more people like you, terrorism and war might well be things of the past. How do you stop a soldier who can just walk into bullets, repel grenades and missiles, etc.This second kind of immortality is not physically plausible, but the first one is. There’s no reason we can’t live effectively forever - we just need to figure out why we don’t, and then undo whatever it is that’s killing us. And when we do that, humanity will have taken another step towards expanding out to the stars.
Can Marvel’s Thanos be killed?
He’s died quite a lot of times but has always came back, as per comics. His first death, that I’m aware of at least, was by Adam Warlock. Although, technically speaking, it was more a form of “living death” rather than actual death as these panels show;The whole “living death” thing was used again when his Inhuman- as in the actual Inhumans, not saying he’s an inhuman monster- son, Thane, done a similar thing using his abilities. Basically, Thane can heal by touching with one hand or bring death with the other. In his father’s (and Proxima Midnight alongside him) case he encased him in an amber construct that had the same effect;Drax the Destroyer, whose sole reason to exist is to kill Thanos… and destroy, naturally… outright killed him during the ‘Annihilation’ arc, seen here;And Thanos died on a few occasions during the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy: Original Sin’ storyline when he, Drax, Peter Quill/Star-Lord and Richard Rider/Nova were trapped in another dimension known as the Cancerverse. Drax killed him a couple of times by blasting him with the Cosmic Cube Thanos was trying to get but, as I’ve shown Drax killing him, here’s Peter Quill doing it;The problem was that, in the Cancerverse, death didn’t exist. It was basically a horror universe where everything was twisted. So even though Thanos was being completely disintegrated by the Cube, he would just reform nearby completely fine. They also met the Cancerverse equivalent of the Avengers who, as I said the universe was twisted, were actually evil versions of them. Here’s them here;It wasn’t explicitly shown on panel but heavily implied that, while fighting them, Thanos was killed again, possibly a few times.Another time he was killed and, as far as I'm aware, the most recent time he’s been killed was by God Emperor Doom (apparently “Doctor” was beneath him now) during the fairly recent ‘Secret Wars’ arc. Admittedly, he was extra deserving of that one as he was being pretty arrogant and patronising to someone with the literal powers of a God;So, to answer your question, yes. He can absolutely be killed. The main problem is actually keeping him killed…