Blonde Jokes Anyone?
There was a blond in a rowboat in the middle of a corn field. Another blonde drove up alongside the hiway and asked "what in the world do you think u are doing?" the other blonde said "im trying to get my boat out of here but it is really hard!" The other blonde looks discusted and says "You know what it is dumb blondes like you that make smart blondes like me look bad. And if i could swim i would come out there and kick your butt." So this blonde goes into a curtain shop and askes the clerk if he has any flower curtains. He says yes and takes her back. When she pickes out a nice pink floral pattern he askes her how much fabric she wants. She said "12 inches by 12 inches." He says "Wow miss are you sure? that seems too small for a window" She said " Im using it for my computer!" He said "Why in the world would you use a curtain for a computer?" She says "Duh.... I have Windows!!! Just thought these were funny. Tell me what u think.
What's the best metal band (preferably modern ones)?
The Dillinger Escape Plan (disbanded last year) is probably my favorite band in the genre now, they are kind of unique.Converge does very well, the last album had a healthy dose of some other genres mixed in.Meshuggah — well, I don’t really know what to say, they just kick ass.Animals As Leaders are self-explanatory.Baroness has highest play count on whatever device of mine, they write concept albums, they use tricky harmonies staying heavy and dynamic.Revocation — very nice original riffs, it’s obvious that guys are very talented. Again, they are fast and loud, but I just adore their transportations from one key to another, a simple trick everybody seem to have forgotten.Boris from Japan needs to be listened starting with their first EP or whatever, this way one will experience their musical journey. Exceptional.King Woman. Just good groovy riffs, sometimes not so intricate, but always fun to listen.Chelsea Wolf is the best solo artist available for the moment on, her dirty fuzzy overdriven guitar is covered with her “angelic” vocals, it is impossible not to appreciate her last album.Myrkyr is one-person-black metal act, the fragile young woman from Denmark with blond Scandinavian hair records all instruments and writes all music and lyrics herself. Her vocal range goes from that flagship black metal growl to tender lullaby hjgh pitched voice, - good to be a woman :)Agoraphobic Nosebleed are probably the heaviest and the most loud, they finally replaced a drum machine in recording studio with a human drummer who can blast as fast as the sampler. Grindcore at its best and purest.pale are quite recent act, out of any genre, heavy songs that go around ten minutes each, very heavy and yet beautiful melodies.Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne have the best shows with a huge variety of old and new songs, no one can work so honestly on stage. They will always be the best metal songwriters and performers.
What do young teenage boys find attractive?
As a teenager boy I can answer this honestly. (Opinion based, I’ll arrange from thing I notice most to least)Face: Pretty face is a given. A girl who takes care of her skin and face is one to be taking notice of. I am not talking about girls who suffer from acne being worse. No I have dated a girl with acne, but she was able to manage it.Personality: I get bored easily, so this is a must I cannot talk to anyone who doesn’t seem unique to me, if you’re a carbon copy, I won’t take interest.Humor: This ties in with personality but its more of a highlighted thing. If you can’t have a laugh or make me laugh, I cannot date you.Intelligence: I’d love to have a girl who knows what I do at work, however I am an IT technician. Most, (I SAID MOST) girls have no clue what a IP address is. As long as you can entertain me with your intellect I am game.Goals: If you plan to be a secretary your whole life because you enjoy the environment and the position that is great, I am not one to judge. However, I find girls with goals in life so much more attractive.Body: God, I can see someone commenting now “you should love all sizes”. Look, I like skinny to thick girls. Anything beyond skinny, or thick, I lose interest. (Thick as in you are curvy)Butt: I am an ass man(young adult male) over boobs. Boobs are great and all, but they aren’t appealing as ass to me. A girl in jeans with an ass, oh lord.Boobs: I like boobs, but as I said above. I would date you even if you had none.Height: You gotta be smaller than me or same height, I am 5″9 so its difficult to find a girl smaller than me. Fucking being small by the way.These are my primary things I look for when looking at a girl, or speaking to her.Some honorable mentions, which I won’t go to into detail:Not clingyIndependentMatureTrustworthyLoyalAble to understand me more than anyone elseSo here’s my list, do with it what you will.
Are there any hot girls who don't get approached by guys?
My best friend from high school is gorgeous.Drop dead gorgeous. I’m quite pretty myself, but if I went anywhere with her, all of the attention was always on her, I didn’t exist. Guys would approach her everywhere we went and mostly ignore me because she is so beautiful.Guys approached her at Starbucks. Men tried to talk to her when we went to the pool. She was hit on at every bar we went to. Men would even approach her at restaurants. The stream of men coming on to her was endless, and she loved every second of it. It got kind of annoying.Two years ago, she got married. They really love each other and they had a baby together almost immediately. However, her genetics are so good she still has abs after her first baby. She’s still breathtaking.Over the summer, I went out dancing with her. We went to a two-stepping bar in Houston, Texas. Not a single man approached her to dance. Nobody looked at her. Just two years ago men had swarmed at her at every angle in the same bar. I could tell she was upset. She wanted to leave.My best friend didn’t get any less gorgeous, one thing changed. She stopped acting available. She used to smile at every man she saw. She used to make eye contact with every guy she found attractive. She used to laugh and dance and invite men over to talk to her.She stopped acting available. My best friend was now happily taken and that made all the difference.Being hot doesn’t get men to approach you. Being available does.Sure, a certain level of attractiveness is needed for a man to initially take interest. But, some of the most average girls I know pull the most men I’ve ever seen just because they act so available.
Why are Americans typically depicted as blonde haired and blue eyed in anime?
Assuming you are thinking about race in that question, even in the USA a lot of people when asked to think of a stereotypical American would think white person with blonde hair and blue eyes. After that, African American might be the most commonly thought of. In the US if you are an Asian-American, even if you have been here for at least 3 generations you are still mistaken for an immigrant. I don’t know so much about the Latino Americans so I’m not gonna comment on them. As for Native Americans, I doubt Japanese people really think of them, since they are also not as commonly depicted in mainstream American media.The Japanese animators probably get their stereotypes from mainstream American movies and TV, which features mostly white stars. (Think about the white-washing controversies this year).In East Asia, pretty much everyone has black hair and dark brown eyes. If they are asked to think of someone American (aka white foreigner), they would probably choose someone with hair and eyes that are not black or some variation of brown. Blonde and blue eyes seem as realistically opposite as it gets. As for red hair and green eyes etc, those are not as common in real life anyway as blonde hair and blue eyes. Thus its not surprising Americans are portrayed as white people with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Why are guys so superficial?
It all depends on what age and/or stage in life the guy is in. Most (but not all) younger guys want a pretty girl because, she's just that - a pretty girl. Someone for others to admire when they walk down the street holding hands. She's what I like to call an E-boo or Ego Booster. But let's fast forward to young adult or mature adult. What makes an "average" girl/woman pretty? Any combination of goals, a career, intelligence, personality, social skills and/or a bit of style can make Plain Jane look like a super model. The more mature guy is no longer concerned with his ego and isn't always looking for a piece of arm candy.
My mom's boyfriend is stealing from me & she doesn't care?
wow, i dare a dude to mess with my bud!! and i've had my camera stolen @ a club before, it feels horrible, i suggest you lock your room door 24/7 and just give your mom the cold shoulder, make her realize what she is doing is not ok. i look up to my mother as well, so i know it's hard to see her make such stupid decisions, just hang in there, this guy is on a road to nowhere fast, and if your mom still has some sense left in her, she will realize that over time. just let it ride out & have your man break his knees...