If #1 is pee and #2 is poop then whats #3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.......
3 is both poop and pee and 4 is women problems
Why is my anus leaking poo all the time?
I'm not gay or bisexual or anything, not into dudes, sorry. I do stick a toy up there every once in a while, maybe once or twice a month when I get bored, but usually don't touch it otherwise. Anyway, it always takes a long time to clean up after a poo, and every night (even when I haven't touched it) I have to wipe it a few times with a tissue or it just doesn't feel clean, and occasionally I leave streaks in the bed if I don't, which freaks the crap out of me (I'm kinda a germaphobe, and have what I like to refer to as Occasionally Compulsive Disorder) Is there a reason for this, or does it happen to everyone and no one talks about it?
Why do some people leave the toilet without flushing after use?
There is nothing (nothing) more disgusting than people who don’t flush the public toilet.I open the door and there it is! YOUR WORK OF ART that you wanted to share with me! Awww! How sweet of you!!NOT!!!How did you get that way??????I have no answers to this, but I do have some questions for all of you disgusting creatures who don’t know how to flush a toilet.I’ve always wanted to ask these questions.[1] Why don’t you flush?[2] Did your mother ever teach you how to flush the toilet?[3] Do you at least wash your hands after using the toilet?(I’m cringing now. Do I really want to know the answer???)[4] Are you the guy who offered me a stick a gum after emerging from the public commode? Euuuuwww![5] Is it because of disgusting people like you that automatic flushing toilets were invented?[6] Are you also the same person that left the soiled baby diapers underneath the tires of my car at the turnpike rest stop?[7] Are you the guy who also left the floating turds in the public swimming pool?[8] Are you the cook at the Waffle House?Thanks!Yours truly,~Angelina, the Polka QueenHere’s a tutorial for you! Happy flushing!P.S.— You know, as a licensed P.I., I can pretty much spot who you are. You’re the guy with the long nostril hairs who kept scratching his butt and then sniffing his fingertips while waiting on that double cheeseburger at midnight at Denny’s. Right?
Can people eat poop?
Your intestinal tract is full of bacteria. Full. There's a ton of different species that colonize your GI tract that help digest the food you eat. As food (or what's left of it) travels through your GI tract for various phases of digestion and absorption, it carries some of these bacteria. A lot of these bacteria actually. By the time it is excreted, it is about 1/3 bacteria by mass.Your poop is about 1/3 bacteria.The odd thing about all this bacteria is that, while it is absolutely necessary to have them in your GI tract for digestion, they don't get along so well with your body if they're ingested. Each type of bacteria works really in the exact spot it is found in your body. If it gets anywhere else, you've got an infection. A pretty serious infection normally.Have you heard of fecal coliforms? This is one of the most important groups of bacteria that we look for when there is an outbreak in food poisoning. You may have heard of one of them: E. Coli. How does this all relate? If food has been recalled for E. Coli or the presence of fecal coliforms, it's because there's poop on it. Maybe animal, maybe human. Wild pigs got into the spinach field. A food handler never washed their hands. The food as at some point exposed to even just a tiny bit of feces. That's all it takes to get seriously sick. A few other pathogens that are transmitted via fecal contamination include Salmonella, Shigella, and Yersinia.So can you eat poop? You can put it in our mouth, chew and swallow it. But I would be shocked if you didn't get extremely sick from it.
Is it possible to pee, poop, and vomit at the same time???
Yes it is and when your child does do it, it will probably be in public and be one of the most disgusting things you have ever dealt with. However it will not phase you a bit, you will just do what needs to be done. And you'll probably laugh at the the people passing by gagging and trying not to throw up on themselves.
Why do people like living among dogs and be so unhygienic?
okay guys, i'm not looking for snotty comments, be honest and try to explain your view. why is it that people don't get the fact that it is so very unhygienic to live with dogs in your house and sleep and just live between all those dog hair and pee and poop. i mean yes people love animals but is it really so "nice" to have dog hair and the smell of pee everyday in their house? when you put on new clothes or a nice outfit, then when you sit down on the couch, there is dog hair all over it. why is it that people do this? and pee...people work during the day and then where do the dogs pee??inside of course. so when you come home and smell pee and poop everywhere, you just pick it up and go about your day? it doesnt bother them at all to live like that. personally i dont like dogs in the house coz i grew up with two dogs OUTSIDE. they were never allowed in the house coz thats OUR place to live and they live OUTSIDE. to sleep at night, why the hell do they sleep with dogs in the bed. isnt it sooooo unhygienic to sleep among all those dog hair and stuff? and then probably pee either on the bed or floor. what is wrong with people? im a guy but im very hygienic. when it comes to clean toilets, clean couches, clean bed and sheets, clean everything. especially carpets. i dont like dog hair all over my clothes and the smell of pee all over the house. im a young married guy and my wife loves dogs in the house and to sleep among them, but i DONT. so when we get our own house one day, she wants a dog. i dont coz i dont like it. i think its unhygienic and messy and just plain disgusting. now what do i do? i think its very unhygienic to have animals in your house, but thats just me. whats your view?
What's a classy way to say that I'm taking a poop?
There is no “classy” way to discuss pooping by a person who is not wearing a diaper. Not even euphemisms serve. Only lying outright is acceptable. “I'm afraid I need to take a solitary walk right now.” Destination unmentioned, solitude insisted on. What the unclassy people you left behind might say about your walk is not your affair.But diaper wearers can discuss the matter quite openly. Toddlers because nobody expects them to have dignity, and old people because our lives are structured around wishing we could, trying to, and the ecstasy of relief. In all these cases, poop is the exact word to use, because it's astonishingly mild. All other words conjure up images or have Tourette's overtones.