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Why When I Fart Do I Spray Blood Everywhere

When you fart, do poop particles spray on your underwear?

Well first of all, your question is irrelevant.....girls neither fart nor poop! =P

I tried to find a serious answer, but couldn't. This site has lots of interesting information on fartology, however: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

What does it mean if I fart blood?

It means you need to take better care of your body and see a doctor. I'd be curious to know if you are actually “farting" blood, or if you are just finding it in your underwear or on the toilet paper after using the toilet? If this is the case, my first guess would be hemorrhoids, which are easily treated but unfortunately just part of your life now, something that never really goes away.

Why was there no blood spatter when the policeman was shot outside the Charlie Hebdo offices?

To be totally honest, I am in America and other than seeing a few headlines on this Charlie Hebdo shooting I didn’t follow up on it because it happened in France. I did just do a quick search on it and to tell you I was disturbed to learn that 12 citizens were killed (over a cartoon) and even a policeman that was begging for his life. But what really shocked me was the fact that it happened in France, I mean I thought senseless mass killing like this only happened in America where EVERYONE is packing heat and will kill innocent people at the drop of a hat. At least that’s the way it sounds reading all of these questions/answers on Quora. Gee, I guess we are not the only country of cold blooded killers…there are a few more out there as well.But I will respond to the question on blood spatter. It just goes to show you there are so many variables when it comes to shooting people that come into play. You could shoot 12 people wearing the same clothes at the same distance with the same rifle/pistol/rounds and hit each victim in the same spot, like dead center chest and although the reaction (blood spatter, body reaction, damage) may be identical in 8 of them; a huge exit wound with lots of blood and drop like a rock dead instantly, two of them may get not only a huge hole in them with lots of blood but also get blown back several feet and take several minutes, even hours to expire.The last two however may not have a huge hole in them, or violently tossed around or even die. They may just feel an impact, look down at their chest and calmly ask for medical attention and continue to live a productive life (but a happier life if they chose to move to a different country after that).Even those that have been hit with a .50 caliber death machine, massive damage and death are almost guaranteed yet there have been a few very rare cases where people have suffered relatively little damage and lived.I obviously wouldn’t want to be one to test out if I would be the lucky one because I have personally learned being shot is not that much fun, even in the legs with small caliber weapons. In fact it kinda sucks.

Why does my urine spray everywhere?

Like so much that God created, people are not perfect. If the opening to the urethra were perfectly formed, the stream would be a perfectly coheisive stream with no Urine outside the the stream. But in most men there is at least one spot that is not precisely formed for optimum streaming, and so errant mini streams erupt from the stream on its way to the toilet (or tree). This is actually caused by turbulence within the stream. If you take a careful look at a nozzle sold for garden hose use, you will find that it is designed to limit the flow, but not necessarily to produce a well formed coheisive stream. But if you compare the nozzel with that from a fire truck, you will see a well formed tube of polished brass at least 14 inches long, and sometimes twice that long. It is long enough to give the particules with in the stream long enough to become relatively motionless, as they travel in their group. In addition the nozzle is “chocked”, that is, given a slight taper to gradually constrict the water just before it leaves the nozzle. This cause the water to accelerate, allowing the water to be carried further.So a nozzle is a precise instrument and any defect will cause the stream to break up as it goes along.If their nozzle could be significantly improved, the first in line might be those who, like some women, can’t aim at all. Other women can use a male urinal if they choose to.So it’s all in how you are made.Anyone want to volunteer for corrective surgery? Nope, didn’t think so.

Why does husband's urine spray out like a shower, instead of a stream?

My husband's urine sprays everywhere. It gets on things that are more than a foot away from the toilet on either side. I've watched him to see what he is doing wrong, and it looks like it sprays out in multiple separate streams from the urethra. It does not come out in a simple, single stream. It just sprays everywhere!!

Is this normal? Is this a health problem? Is there any way to fix this? Would this be something to send him to the doctor for? We only have one bathroom, and I am at my wit's end!! I cannot clean the bathroom 3-4 times per day, and his lazy butt refuses to clean it. I don't want my 2 young kids stepping/crawling in his mess! Please help!

In the war of the worlds, whay do the martians spray everywhere with blood and red weed?

To create their own environment to live. They are just like Zerg's in the pc game Star Craft. Zergs can only construct their buildings on a special ground, which is first created by their main building the "Hatchery" and then spreads with increase of the number of the buildings.
Zergs can live on the ground just like the aliens in War of the worlds (the scene where they come down in the ruined house where tom cruise and his daughter and the other guy were hiding). However it is my opinion that these aliens cannot build their things (buildings or any other lifesupport things) on earth so they spray with something and try to cover the earth with red weed.

If I drink a lot of perfume, will my farts smell good?

Actually, no! If anything, it would upset your digestive system. Flatus(farts as you call them) is a natural way that the bowels and colon remove air from one,system. The foods we ingest process different enzymes and gases, which end results of peristalsis(movement of the bowel,s). So if anything, the perfume would only leave you with a very unpleasant taste and or upset stomach. Hope this helped answer your question.

Could blood actually spray and/or jettison from a human body, as is sometimes seen in movies, shows, and games?

I first witnessed this when I was about 10 or 12. It was around 4 pm in the afternoon, and my dad was planning on grilling hamburgers for dinner. For some reason, I, my sister, and my mother were also in the kitchen at the time. Little did we know, this quaint suburban scene would soon be a bloodbath.My dad took the hamburgers out of the freezer, and discovered they had all frozen together. So, he took out a butter knife to pry them apart. My sister and I started arguing about something (as we frequently did— she was only two years younger) , my dad started yelling at us, and then thwack, owww!— the knife slipped, he cut his hand open, my sister and I may have learned some new vocabulary words, and soon my mom was driving all three of us to the nearest ER.Hours later, I took great pleasure in pointing out to my sister that there were blood droplets on the other side of the kitchen, a good 10-15 feet away. The volume wasn’t impressive, but the distance and geometric pattern absolutely was. (This was before everyone had a smartphone, so I didn’t take a picture.) My dad was eventually fine, although the cut had done some nerve damage and he required physical therapy in addition to stitches.Morals of the story:Blood can fly a significant distance when sufficient pressure is applied;Even a dull butter knife can do a lot of damage when sufficient pressure is applied. If you find yourself applying too much force to a knife, find a better tool. And make sure that if it slips, it slips away from you, and towards the obnoxious children who are trying to distract you;The more obsessively safety-conscious your dad is, the weirder his injuries are going to be. (The next time he got stitches we were in Costa Rica, he managed to bang his head into a pole, the nearest hospital was two hours away by boat, and a fellow member of our trip ended up stitching his forehead with a suture that was two or three times too large.)

Is using LIQUID *** (Stink Spray) in school a felony?

Liquid *** is a type of Fart Stink spray and very strong. I plan on bringing it to school for only one 1,3,5 and 2,4,6 days and maybe for the last day of school. I got everything planned out, im replacing the Liquid *** sticker as a little cheap colon called w.e cheap colon i can find and so i wont get caught. And I will be wearing a jacket and hiding it in my sleeve and there alot of kids in the school and so its doubtful of me getting caught. My mom later told me saying that she asked a cop and said its a felony to do that. That if i get caught and taken by the cops its my problem not hers cuz she warned me. My dad later told me its funny but wrong and could get in real trouble for it, maybe detention or suspension but nothing about cops. Is it true? Is using Liquid *** in school a felony? Once again im only gonna use it for 2 or 3 days and thats it.

Is it bad that I can smell blood but I don't see any around me?

The issue is whether you are the source of the odor. If you are, you must take yourself to a physician as soon as possible. It could be as simple as your gums are bleeding from gingivitis and you don't realize it. Alternatively it may be an indication that you are bleeding into your digestive tract, and the odor is coming from your breath, gas, or even perspiration and general body odor. On the other hand, it may not be real and you may be a malfunction of your olefactory sense. That can have several causes, some amount to nothing but others can be serious. In any case this has to be examined by a physician.

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