Can a Turtle run for president?
Yes, but the Secret Service would gun him down long before he got close.
What is Chuck Norris' IQ ?
He doesn't have one. He is IQ.
Jack Baur vs Chuck Norris?
How can you ask this question? This would be like Jesus fighting himself...there would be no end to this great battle...
What can you tell me about the presidential candidates? (non-biest please)?
what are some FACTS, NOT OPINIONS, you can tell me about each candidate. i'm 15 and all i know is: obama is Democrat and biden is his vp mccain is republican and palin? from alaska is his vp mccain wants a draft and to stay in iraq obama wants everyone to have the same health care are these correct? if you are voting for one, tell me the good things, and the BAD things too about that candidate and why it's bad or good.
If he/she had qualifications, would you vote for a midget president?
Of course! I'd be so pleased to see someone running who was actually qualified, that height would be the least of my concerns.
If Trump wasn’t president, who would you choose for president?
This is easy. He is a great leader, he knows that value of a strong military, and most of all, he can roundhouse kick all of North Koreas ICBMs to the sun.Thats rightthis guyChuck Norris. AKA “Every Single Cool Name Can Think Of Goes Here”
Was Chuck Norris's character, "Walker, Texas Ranger" named after George Bush?
Cute question. And while Walker was on the air 2 years before Bush became governor, I can see where you got the correlation. Middle name, state, baseball team. Interesting.
If elections in America were run by contest, and the president-elect had to beat the current president in a non-lethal combat, starting with Bush as the president and using all the candidates since, who would be the president now?
Is it a battle royale between all candidates or just the ones who were elected? I know that Mitt Romney boxed Evander Holyfield and managed to knock him down in the second round.Trump gets about as much exercise as coma patients. Obama exercised rather intensely and G W had military training. I am guessing that if it was determined by a boxing match, the votes for the incumbent and challenger don’t matter, right?I am pretty sure that a guy who trained with a professional boxer and knocked down a professional boxer in a fair match would be able to take down anyone without special training in hand-to-hand combat. That being said, George W Bush had training in hand-to-hand combat from the National Guard (their training is the same as regular Army).I am 100% sure that neither Hillary nor Bernie could stand up to Mitt Romney. If you are hypothesizing about it only working if they were democratically elected, doesn’t that defeat the point?The president, in that case, would be Jesse ‘the body’ Ventura. If we knew that only people who could win a fight could be president, we’d choose the strongest candidate in the wrong sense of the word. “Amend for Arnold” would come in very handy, at that point.If it had been that way in the 70’s, Chuck Norris would be the undisputed president, 1976 to present.