Can you create five extremely weird book titles?
Licked by Puppies: a Survivor’s StoryComplete Idiot’s Guide to Selecting Underwear for Unpleasantly Humid LocationsMeth, MDMA, LSD and Other Drugs: Betty Crocker’s Party CookbookMinnows and Other Animals that Do Not Belong Up Your Butt: a Field GuideSour Cream: A Holstein’s Revenge
Tips on becoming a great writer?
I love to write, I am currently a college student trying to decide between being a journalist or a lawyer. I eventually want to be a full time fiction writer. Any advice?
What are the weirdest places where you have ever masturbated?
In classroom!!Yes it was a new and most weird thing I did,it all happened in my school when I was 17 years old.One fine day i had a mock exam for an competitive exam and I was in no mood to attend the exam but unfortunately I decided to write the exam.Opening the question paper i could barely spend just half an hour solving the questions and after that my mind was blank.I gazed at every possible thing around me.I was at the corner of the room and my neighbor was absent.I gazed and gazed and gazed but it was hardly 10 mintutes or so.I don't know what to do and suddenly I became horny from no where erection came and no one was near and this made me even more horny and since it being a mock test the strength was less and i made sure that no one is watching me including the invigilator and i took my di*k out and starred doing it and that was the first time I took my di*k out in my school other than the rest room and that gave me the feeling of bravery.On that time i was in entire different world filled with fantasies also i had my hot class mate few benches ahead so I included her on to my fantasy world and i have to stop it when ever the invigilator was on rounds as soon i she turns away i would get another short time to get into my world of fantasies and that was the best adventurous moment till now and it seemed longer than ever finally after an well sepent half an hour( my longest ever) i was finished and used rough sheet to clean up my mess and waited for another 15 minutes to to go home.Fortunately i guess no actually knew what was going within me only a few times i could see that the invigilator is starring at me from other end of the room and I would immediately focus on the question paper after this she slowly walked towards me and made her presence longer standing near me,till now i don't know whether that was a coincidence or she was actually aware of what's going on .But any way that was the best masturbation moment in my life till now.
What is the weirdest website on the internet?
I am a big fan of gore and spooky websites. I have a bookmark folder dedicated to them .Click on links at own risk I will not be responsible if you feel disgusted. Some of site contain extreme graphic images like : stillborn child, decapitated bodies, death visualization, Disturbing documentaries , Way to praise Satan , Plane crash recordings Last word of criminals before execution Religious Sex toys Some stuffs I cant explain , Ghost Cams Scary stories, Spooky CGI :Some good disturbing movies which gone hunt you for lifetime :http://www.yyyyyyy.info/https://www.youtube.com/user/01A...http://www.scoopwhoop.com/Distur...http://www.scoopwhoop.com/inothe...http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/d...http://www.skywaybridge.com/curr...http://thoughtcatalog.com/christ...http://www.oddee.com/item_99076....http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/col...http://thenextweb.com/insider/20...http://imgur.com/r/4chan/QFmL2YHhttp://www.baconsizzling.com/http://www.biglongnow.com/http://blowflygirl.blogspot.co.u...http://chrismckenzie.com/http://whitetrash.nl/http://www.creepypasta.com/http://www.cubo.cc/creepygirl/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/deat...http://illusion.scene360.com/art...http://illusion.scene360.com/art...http://i.imgur.com/GGzPn9Z.jpghttp://www.horrorfind.com/http://www.planecrashinfo.com/http://www.imdb.com/list/ls07086...https://imgur.com/a/CareT/https://imgur.com/a/CareT/http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/...http://www.angelfire.com/empire/...http://planecrashinfo.com/lastwo...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3...http://www.ouaismaisbon.ch/http://www.ghoststudy.com/camlin...http://illusion.scene360.com/art...http://divine-interventions.com/...http://scary-mazegame.net/scary-...http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/http://sixpenceee.com/post/89222...http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/http://www.stillborn-angels.memo...http://illusion.scene360.com/art...http://www.takethislollipop.com/http://www.tasteofcinema.com/201...http://www.theuselessweb.com/http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/top...http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/top...http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/top...http://www.tubgirl.ca/https://3649fdbdeb14239c9845a6ce...http://www.whiteenamel.com/http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-d...
What is the best question to ask a girl?
What's your name?What do you do?What are three creative uses for a stack of fifteen hats?What would you do if you came home one day to discover your house had been filled from floor to ceiling with avocados?If you could be any named body in the solar system, which one would you be and why?Would you choose to be immortal if you could?Do you have any pets?What's your favorite element on the periodic table?Orgy, yes or no?You have the ability to go back in your past and erase any one mistake you made, but you lose everything you've learned since then. Do you do it?Have you ever had your heart broken? How did you react?What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to you? What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone else?Do you generally think of yourself as a happy person?Do you get embarrassed eating messy food in a public place?What's your favorite sex toy?You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?Depending on how the answers to those questions go, you might choose to add another:Are you interested in going out to dinner with me?
Can you describe something about Pisces ?
Pisces Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer. Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
Is Alaska a good place to live?
I would appreciate if only people who live/have lived in Alaska answer this question: I have lived my entire life in the Lower 48 States and Alaska seems like a cool place to live. Could somebody from Alaska please tell me why or why not Alaska is a good place to live? In all honesty, I'd probably live in a city if I moved to Alaska like Anchorage, Fairbanks, or Juneau; I wouldn't want to live like an isolated mountaineer. Could you also tell me where you live/have lived in Alaska and give me your honest opinion about it? Tell me what you like and don't like about Alaska. Thanks!
What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
“Ashley, I'm in love with you.” This isn't such a strange start to a dream. Or it wouldn't be if I wasn't dreaming about a girl in my French class. (Let's call her Elise.)So Elise asks me on a date. Dream me says yes, and we agree to go to a sushi place together. Then I realise, wait, I have a boyfriend. Instead of talking to Elise about this, I go on the date and decide to call it off after that.Instead the date goes really well, and Elise and I keep dating for months. While I'm still with my boyfriend. Instead of breaking up with one, I maintain a long distance relationship with my boyfriend and stay with Elise.Then Elise tells me she wanted to break up months ago because she's straight, but didn't want to break my heart. We go our separate ways, and my sister takes me to a grocery store to help me get over the breakup.I crash into some guy carrying tomatoes, and he drops them. In response to me making him drop his tomatoes, he takes out a machete and murders my sister. I go find my parents who are at a car dealership and tell them that there's a guy out to kill us. They're too busy looking at cars to care that their oldest daughter was just murdered.Then Tomato-Machete dude shows up and kills them.So I call the boyfriend I've been cheating on and tell him my entire family was just murdered in front of me. He says I deserved it for cheating on him, and that he knew about the cheating because he had put a tracking device in my brain, and that he'd totally been watching me and my girlfriend the entire time we were dating, but didn't stop us because it was hot.Then I woke up.It actually took me about an hour to really “wake up” and realize how insane that crock of garbage really was.
Does anyone else think Bella Swan is a great role model?
OMG LIKE TOTALLEY.