Whats going on?...this is a stupid question...but still..?
ok so this guy ive liked for the longest time didnt seem to knowtish that ive liked him or something...even though ive invivted him places and thats been it. Well, my friend told him to start talking to me, and all of a sudden hes like giving me attention...whats this tell u..its a stupid question..sorry. i want to know.
What is the stupidest question ever asked on the Internet?
Einstein once said, "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."And some people were born to stand as living proof to this statement.I have added in itallics what my probable answer would have been to these questions.1. Yeah, of course! If you pay attention, and listen carefully, you can get the name of the woman from the fart's sound.2.If you are the father, may God help this poor baby.3.Because it took away all of your IQ with it.4.I think he got his periods. He's just too shy and embarrassed to tell you.5.You need to turn off the Internet connection for posting the question.6.Your baby is a Vampire. Ask the Doctors not to deliver the baby during the daytime when sun is out.7.Your body is highly evolved compared to the rest of the human race. If you can master the art of controlling the steam coming out, you can open a small scale steam power plant in your washroom. That way, you wont have to spend on your electricity bills.8.Without any delay you should! Else, she might poop the next time you kiss.9.Yes its true. Asian women don't get pregnant. For a baby, male partner urinates on the trunk of a tree and female partner has to urinate on the roots. Their baby will now grow on that tree. Once it ripes you can pluck the baby off.10.Yes its possible, if the fallopian tube connects the anus to the uterus, and douche comes out from the vagina.11.Probably because a fly couple made it inside your body. And the baby flies love swimming.12.Baby inside a baby! Baby-inception.13.Only a black woman can produce chocolate milk. White women however can produce Banana and Vanilla flavored milk.
What is the stupidest question you’ve ever seen posted here on Quora?
Thanks for asking. Quora is an interesting place. I have seen some really interesting questions, I have seen some that make me think and some that leave me indifferent. I've seen variations of the same question coming up over and over again. And I have seen some exceptionally dumb ones too.It is difficult to remember such questions and even more difficult to find them on quora later on. But, it's your lucky day: one day I started commenting such questions in a blog: No Intelligence AllowedNot all of the blog is about dumb questions, so here are some of the nuggets:What does it feel like to eat a book?Why is the US not concerned that countries like France and Austria have quasi-socialist governments instead of democratic ones?Is it morally wrong for a couple to give up their baby for adoption because it doesn't appear to have a gifted level IQ?Why does government seem to be geared more towards science and technology and opposed to spirituality?How can I explain someone is wrong when they were right.?If there is no god, then what is this spiritual power/universal laws/the secret?What does it mean when a woman is impregnated shortly after wedding?The really dumb part is that some of the questions I consider dumb may not appear to be dumb to you or to the question poster. Beauty is in the eyes of the observer.
What is the stupidest question you've ever asked?
Can a dog run for presidency?A friend and I had a (hypothetical) argument over this one, which went somewhat as follows:I brought up how hypothetically, if a dog would live to be 35 years old, live in US for 14 years, and be born in US, then he would qualify to run.It took him a while to find a valid counter argument, though eventually he brought up how the rule isn't simply “someone born in the US”, rather “a natural-born US citizen”. While a dog could be naturally born in the US, the dog would not be considered a citizen.At the time I questioned whether a dog can be considered a citizen or not, stating that dogs have received Purple Heart awards, which requires the receiver to be a citizen. So if a dog can receive a Purple Heart, the dog must be considered a citizen!Since the time of that argument, we found out(through Quora) that no dog had received a Purple Heart, rather an Honorary Purple Heart, which does not require the receiver to be a citizen.I could argue the intent of the framers of the constitution, that they did not mean to exclude those that weren't citizens, rather those that weren't naturally born in a US territory. However that argument is pretty flimsy considering the framers certainly didn't intend a dog to be able to run.The only point I have left is whether a dog can receive citizenship, which I have not looked into the details of. Though if a dog can apply for and receive citizenship, was born in the US 35 years ago and lived in the US for 14 years, then there'd be nothing to stop him.(Any comments regarding that, whether a dog could hypothetically receive citizenship are appreciated, because I'd love to know about that.)Original question, posted by the friend I had the argument with:My friend said a dog can be President because a dog was awarded a Purple Heart, and in order to get that medal you must be a citizen of the country, which enables the dog to be a citizen. How do I counter his argument?Note: any comments stating we already have a dog as a president will be reported. This isn't a political question, go bother someone else.
"Love means never having to say you're sorry" is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Do u agree w/me?
well yes as far as the fact that it is far from a true statement.i think though that it is saying,when you have that kind of love you already know that the person will forgive you ,and love you unconditionally.the apology isn't a have to it's a should do.you should want to attempt to take back any pain you put on your loved ones.
What should be the stupidest thing one could ever ask you?
Just a few days left for CAT’18.I have joined Career Launcher(Indore) to prepare for the same.Every minute is forcing me to study more as compared to last day.We(Indians) as a student try to get a good rank in every competitive exam because of two utmost reasons-1. To get a good college.2. To make our parents proud of us.Isn’t it?There’s a girl(I can say my friend) who always says I am thinking to not to go with CAT.I almost covered the syllabus of CAT.But,my heart is not permitting me to go for CAT.I am interesting in weaving and boutique work.I was like, “did you just crack a joke”?I mean just think for a moment,how can priorities change suddenly?How can someone start thinking this way after paying all the fees(to apply for exam,to apply for different college,coaching fees).Horrible!!I feel sorry for such people.I feel sorry for their parents.Choose your career wisely or else you have to encounter the same situation.Shraddha ❣
What is the stupidest question a customer has asked you?
I’m so glad I found this question. I could write a book but I’ll pick out the best ones. These are all from customers at butchers shops.“Do you age your beef before or after you mince it?”“Do you sell cornflakes?”“Won’t my dog get food poisoning from eating raw chicken carcases?” (Erm, the dog that’s sitting outside licking it’s own genitals? Probably not…)“Can I have a whole chicken, about a pound in weight?”“I want organic chicken breasts but I don’t want them to have been cut off a chicken”“What do mean by ‘get’” (The lady in question wanted something I had in the back fridge, so I told her I was going to get it.)Me: We’ve sold out of chickens, sorryCustomer: What about that one there?Me: That’s a duckCustomer: Well, it looks like a chicken (no, it looks like a duck)If you want a good laugh, ask a butcher the stupidest question(s) they’ve ever been asked. We get a lot of them.
What is the dumbest question or answer you have ever seen on Yahoo Answers?
I actually have a treasure trove of these that I screenshot myself one day when I was bored. Hold on to your butts.This next one isn’t stupid, but look at what category it accidentally got put into—And my two favorites—
Dumbest question ever- about meat.?
This may sound a little gruesome, but bear with me. Meat is mostly the muscle tissue of an animal. Most animal muscle is roughly 75% water, 20% protein, and 5% fat, carbohydrates, and assorted proteins. Muscles are made of bundles of cells called fibers. Each cell is crammed with filaments made of two proteins: actin and myosin. In a live animal, these protein filaments make muscles contract and relax. Both actions require enormous amounts of energy, which they get from the energy-carrying molecule ATP (adenosine triphosphate). The most efficient generation of ATP requires oxygen, which muscles get from circulating blood. After an animal is slaughtered, blood circulation stops, and muscles exhaust their oxygen supply. Muscle can no longer use oxygen to generate ATP and turn to anaerobic glycolysis, a process that breaks down sugar without oxygen, to generate ATP from glycogen, a sugar stored in muscle. The breakdown of glycogen produces enough energy to contract the muscles, and also produces lactic acid. With no blood flow to carry the lactic acid away, the acid builds up in the muscle tissue. If the acid content is too high, the meat loses its water-binding ability and becomes pale and watery. If the acid is too low, the meat will be tough and dry. Lactic acid buildup also releases calcium, which causes muscle contraction. As glycogen supplies are depleted, ATP regeneration stops, and the actin and myosin remain locked in a permanent contraction called rigor mortis. Freezing the carcass too soon after death keeps the proteins all bunched together, resulting in very tough meat. Aging allows enzymes in the muscle cells to break down the overlapping proteins, which makes the meat tender. Individual protein molecules in raw meat are wound-up in coils, which are formed and held together by bonds. When meat is heated, the bonds break and the protein molecule unwinds. Heat also shrinks the muscle fibers both in diameter and in length as water is squeezed out and the protein molecules recombine, or coagulate. Because the natural structure of the protein changes, this process of breaking, unwinding, and coagulating is called denaturing.