Comebacks if someone calls you an Imbecile

Comebacks if someone calls you an Imbecile?

Probably the best way to handle that is to agree with them, and say something like, "Yeah, I'm pretty stupid most of the time, but I keep trying to do better." Or you could say, "I'm sorry. I guess not everyone can be as brilliant as you are, or think you are." Another way to deal with it would be, "Well, some of the world's greatest minds were called stupid, like Einstein or Columbus, so I guess I'm in good company." Forrest Gump's mother told him to say, "Stupid is, as stupid does." PeeWee Herman would say, "I know you are but what am I?"
Good luck

Good comebacks when someone calls you fat and/or ugly?

LOLOL
here`s α bunch, hope they help =]
if someone sαys your fαt/ugly :

- funny. i thought the sαme thing αbout you .
- but your mom loves me for thαt .
- thαt`s not whαt your mom sαid lαst nite .
- there you go, tαlking to yourself αgαin .
- hey, who let you out of your cαge ?
- αwwh, you notcied ? dumb***
- looks like me & you will get αlong nicely then .
- is there α mirror behind me ?
- NO -nαme of the person who cαlled you fαt/ugly- I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS .
- who`s eyes αre you using to look αt me ? better tell `em they need glαsses .
- well, you look like α cross between me & ur mom .
- you know why i`m so fαt ? cuz everytime i`m done screwing your boy/girlfriend he/she mαke me α sαndwich .
- look who`s tαlking jαck***
- yeαh, you know whαt ? go pick on someone your own size - there`s α bus in the pαrking lot .
- tαkes one to know one .
- so`s your fαce/mom

lmfαoo xD
αnd if they decide to tell you to shutup
smile sweetly & sαy no thαnks (:
&& if they sαy fck you
then either sαy when ? or come closer ;)
works everytime, good luck ! !

What are some witty comebacks i can say when someone calls me awkward?

Here are my TOP TEN witty comebacks when someone calls you awkward:

10. What? Would that be sorta like now ...because of your ignorant comment?

9. Awkward? ...Awkward?!! Why I'll have you know I've been told I have all the grace of a blind hippo on roller skates, ...juggling bowling balls ...and, eating yogurt. (O.K. I made up the yogurt part.)

8. Too, late. I stopped caring about your opinions yesterday.

7. Yeah, but, I bet I could still poke you in the eye AND kick you in the shin at the same time. Hold still and let's find out.

6. I'm awkward ...only to the UNTRAINED eye.

5. I'm awkward. She's ugly. You're stupid. EVERYBODY'S a critic.

4. Keep it to yourself, Derwood (or, Shagundella)

3. Imagine you are on a white sandy beach. Waves of crystal blue water are gently lapping the shore. It is sunset. The sky is golden and scattered with brilliant orange/pink clouds. You're with your true love. He/she is stabbing you repeatedly with a rusty screwdriver.

2. I'm not awkward. I'm inventing a new art form. Only a$$holes don't appreciate it.

1. Your parole officer won't like it when I tell him you're harassing me.

Funny comebacks/insults to say after somebody calls you a pig?

It's best to cover your mouth and say "excuse me" when you burp, and try to keep your mouth closed to hold it in. If you are doing this and he still comments, you can always say, " It takes one to know one" and smile sarcastically at him. You can also say, "Not bad manners, just good food", and laugh easily, when you can't avoid a burp. He's probably saying these things because your burping is disturbing him in some way. I hope that you are trying to avoid burping in public, as it is considered bad manners, but sometimes you just can't help to burp once in awhile. You may want to avoid carbonated drinks, or gassy foods to help with the burping issue, and try taking some over the counter medication for gas to cut down on the burping in class.

Comebacks to being called a thief?

"You may call me, La Volpe."

Then you stab them in the face with your knife, and go do some parkour to meet Ezio in the marketplace of Florence.

I need GOOD COMEBACKS when someone calls me a slut.?

Girls:

"You look like one yourself."
"And I'm the slut?"
"Well, your an ugly (You can choose your swear word here)"

Guys:

"You're just an ugly (You can choose your swear word here)"
"I wouldn't be talking."
"You look like one yourself."

You know, in a way, Pianist is right. I mean, I hope my comebacks help, :), but, in the future, you should probably take matters in your own hands and ignore them. If people are calling YOU the slut, they are probably insecure of themselves and make fun of you to make themselves feel better. And if people are encouraging them, then that makes you feel 10 times worse. I am really curious as to where this rumor started and why, but for now, I'll just say that you should probably ignore the rumor and live life to the fullest. I had a couple rumors about me in 6th grade, people teased my hair, how tall I was(Which wasn't very tall at all) and other physical features, but people soon recognized my emotional features and quickly befriended me. Besides, worse casinario, the rumor lasts from one day to 1 month. Then another pointless one will come by and you'll be all set.

Any Good Comebacks After Being Called a Noob?

there is not any extra positive comeback than silence. it really is uncomplicated to fall into the catch of wondering that in case you humiliate a number of those human beings adequate that they are going to end calling you names and such. they quite do not care, they only prefer to blame their personal mess united stateson someone except themselves. do not provide them the delight, worst case state of affairs you're only giving them ammo to document you.

Good comeback when people call you a terrorist?

People in my old school, used to call me a packie, so i called them whitey's..... and I got suspended temporarily for "being racist". :L If they are being horrible, go kick a.s.s girl! It was worth the punishment to see their faces when i fought back :L x