Does anyone want to talk dirty to me?
Once, when my husband and I were on a trip to Toronto, when we were driving at night, I just began to take off all my clothes..slowly at first, until I had nothing on. He screeched into the nearest dark parking lot and we had lots of fun! A bit afterwards, the lot started to light up and as it turned out we had parked in a bingo hall parking lot and bingo was getting out! Good thing the windows were so steamed up or they would have seen the two of us naked as jaybirds! lol I tried to get him to reciprocate once by us making love in the middle of a meadow in the sunshine but he was too shy (worried we might get caught..hello! that was the point...the risk was sexy!) and we ended up stuck off in one far corner of the meadow in the bushes and I ended up with little uncomfortable trees shoved in my back..it was not fun.LMAO Glad to see you trying to make it fun for you both. It makes life fun. Anyway, it might be an idea you can try :) The way I see it, he still owes me one! LOLOLOLOLOL
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How can I learn to talk dirty?
I don't have any suggestions for you since I have the same problem. I'm 50 so obviously its not something you get better at the older you get.Is dirty talk not the silliest thing ever? I have ruined so many “moments” by either being completely unable to force the words out burst out laughing when I've been the recipient of the dirty talk. Its neither believable nor errotic.It was a point of contention with my husband. Aside from my inability to talk dirty (convincingly without laughing) I am the lamest ever when trying to be all sexy dirty girl too. I once got my bra tangled in the ceiling fan while attempting (and failing) to be dirty girl.I have no idea what my problem is. Its not like I would mind doing it for my guy if that's what he wants. I'm a pleaser for the most part. Doing dirty talk is better than being asked to do …..other…..things. I'm hardly a “prude” Get me drunk and its not particularly hard to get in my pants and I don't feel particularly ashamed over the odd one night stand. (Back in the day) so its not like I'm offended. I just suck at it.I've been wondering how this happened. What has blocked my ability to do this apparently common thing? And don't get me started on phone sex and web cam sex. Is that really sex?Anyways, I hope you figure it out.
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What do guys wanna hear a girl say as far as 'talking dirty'?
The following is for educational purposes only:Oh! FUCK ME!Ram your cock deep inside me you Devil Spawn Sex MonkeyYEAH! You wanna take me from behind over the kitchen sink, don't you!? You fucking little perv. Huh? Oh, drill me baby.Just keep fucking me!!! OH!!!You wanna watch me wash these dishes, don'tcha. Scrub out that stuck on pasta with this little steel wool RIGHT HERE, huh, baby.Want me to send out the electricity payment with my sticky —OH, SHIT—little hands. GODDAMN!!Ok, come here. Hmmf—ughh. Bury your big cock in my trachea! Come on! Show me that towel rack. Hmmf, hmmf, hmmf, hmmf, hmmf, hmmf—ughh!Wanna eat my tight little pussy while I add Swiffer to the grocery LIIII—HO—ISTShit! My ring—OW!—No, hunny. Where's my wedding ring?Get that outa there! Its not between my tits!I don't know. Something like that I suppose. Was it good for you?