How can i fake not being sick?
ive had a bit of a cold for 3 days, and tomorrow i want to go to the mall with my best friend. problem is her mom is a bit overprotective and only wants to bring me if i have no cold symptoms. i still have a few, but im sure im not contagious. my nose is stuffed up so i sound nasaly, and i have a bit of a cough, by tomorrow the cough should be much worse :( how do i fake not being sick? 10 points for best answer, so try really hard!
How to fake sick from school?
Well i had to last year and my mum isn't very gullible either so it took a lot of thought, but if you get up extra early and go to the lounge and lay on the sofa and wait until everyone else starts to get up then tell your mum you started feeling sick and you didn't want to wake anyone so you came downstairs and u haven't had any sleep or barely any, then say u still feel like your going to be sick and if you need to reinforce it cos ur mums still uncertain run to the loo and throw some water down the loo and pretend to be being sick so shut the door and lean over the loo incase ur mum comes in. Hope it helps x
How can I fake being sick?
Mother walks to the bedroom to wake Jimmy up for school.Jimmy is awake. He has gone pale. He is covered in sweat. When Mother feels Jimmy’s head, his forehead is very hot. He has a bad cough.Jimmy tells Mother that he has agraphia. She lets Jimmy skip school.Jimmy smiles and wipes the tapwater and talcum powder from his face. His forehead burns a little from where he rubbed it hard on the carpet a few minutes ago, but that doesn’t matter.What matters is that Mother doesn’t know what agraphia is.Jimmy hopes that she’ll never find out that agraphia means Writer’s Block.
What is the best way to fake being sick?
I ask myself, “Why would someone ask?”, “What is the best way to fake being sick?”The question conjures up memories of employees who abuse the system. There is always one who wants a day off with pay. Is that your motive for asking this question?It’s far more mature and in your best interest to face up to your responsibilities. If you need a day off, then take it, honestly. If you are exhausted or super anxious, call it a mental health day. Some employers honor that need. Usually it’s a union job with benefits that will pay you for a mental health day.Remember that what goes around comes around. Fake being sick and you’ll likely attract sickness into your life.There isn’t any ‘best way to fake being sick’. I’m sure that you’ve been sick in the past and have experience to draw on. If you want to throw up, take Ipecac.Maybe put your energy for inventing questions, towards solving the challenges in your life. That’s what most of us do. Life is hard enough without finding fake ways to make it worse.
How to fake being sick to miss school?!!!!?
ok plz dont tell me that i should just go to skool... i rly dont wanna go to skool 2morrow because theres been lots of drama and im rly stressed out!!!! i just need one day at home!!! so how can i pretend to be sick?!!? i already told my mom my throut hurts and that i hav a headache but wat else can i do that doesnt involve fake throwup?!!?! oh ya and should i use makeup to make myself look paler or to make my eyes look tired? an if i should, how??
Fake being sick to stay home from school?
Simply do what you would if you really were sick. Do your parent's work out of the house? If not, they'll surely come in and check on you, and if they see you doing homework, they'll be bull****. Try this little schedule: Tonight: Act a little slower. Stumble a bit. Don't over do it, though. Parent's sniff that stuff out. Try saying "Mom, I'm getting a pounding headache... Can I have some Motrin?" (Or Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc - even though you don't really have a headache, the medicine won't hurt you) When you sit on the couch, rub your eyes and hold hour head between your hands. Around 3-4 am: This is where they will really believe you. Set your cell phone on an alarm to get up around now (put it on vibrate and on your bed so it wakes only YOU, not your parents). Next, go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet and make groaning noises. Put your elbows on your legs and cover your face with your hands. If they come in, tell them you don't feel too good and you woke up with a horrible stomach. Dampen a hand towel and put it around your neck. Get a fan and turn it on facing you. Your parents WILL notice. Go to bed. When they come in to wake you/when your alarm goes off: STAY IN BED. If they ask you how you're feeling, they've nibbled the line. Say you don't feel any better than last night. Have a little cracking and a raspy voice. BAM! they're on the line! Reel them in by clearing your throat and giving a short but raspy cough.
How to Fake Sick, Need Good Ways!?
simple techniques that might work.., 1.)get a can of veggie soup, pour some in the toilet, and eat some.., when your mom comes looking for you, she'll see you threw up.., (the only problem is you gotta hide the can.., don't let it sit around for her to find.., and she might take you to the doctors) this might REALLY work.., 2.)i'm pretty good with make up so this worked for me a couple times.., get blush and put it all over your eyes and nose.., and add a lil brown on your bottom eyelid.., (this next step will hurt a lil) then what i did was put a tiny bit of salt on my finger (one grain) and touched my eyes.., it makes them swell a little and give the illusion of sinuses.., you know how when you cry, your nose starts running? well, (this will hurt too) pluck a couple of nose hairs.., you'll start tearing like crazy, and it makes me sneeze.., maybe you will too.., oh and to give you a fever, either stick a face towel in the microwave and set it on you face, or use a blow dryer.., but the blow dryer will make a lot of noise.., and if you use the electric thermometer (the one that goes in your ear) be sure to tell mom.., wait, let me use the bathroom first, heat up your face and ears, then before you cool off, check your temp.., this only works 50% of the time.., because of how you heat up your ears, and how you hold the thermo.., 3.) eat.., like a beany burrito and red curry.., you'll get massive diarrhea.., but i dont think you want that.., and i dont know how to fake it.., good luck!!
What illness can I fake to get a sick note?
Everyone needs a mental health day but unfortunately some employers don't see it that way . Thus we have to pull a malady out of our bag of tricks that fills the bill.The 24 hour stomach virus or it's bacterial friend “Sal Monella.” are good. ; Either of these two villains will provide you with gastroenterological fireworks from both ends , weakness and loss of sleep. The latter is enthusiastically contagious. Perfect for a day home. Just call your PCP 's office, describe to them how your stomach felt queasy and your gut ached a few hours after eating out, how things progressed to nausea , vomiting and diarrhea that kept you awake and miserable all night. Tell them you will need a doctor's note for missing work that day. Let them know that you are too sick to pick it up right then and have them fax if to your boss , manager or HR. rep. on a letter with your PCP's or the Clinic's letterhead.Now you are set to enjoy your mental health day!
How do you fake sick to stay home from school?
Here’s one way:Make sure one or two of your parents are up. Run to your toilet, make vomiting noises, flush. If they don’t come in, yell for them.Now here’s a few tips in case you don’t know what it’s like to vomit when you are sick.It comes out from every where, your mouth, your nose, it feels like it’s coming out of your fucking eyes. So when you yell for your parents, you aren’t yelling. You are screaming like you just vomited out your fucking eyes.You want to still be crouching over you toilet. Someone who just vomited, is going to be in to much pain and shock to move right away.You need to talk like you just missed your bus to school and your going to be late. You are scared as hell and you don’t know what to do.Your parent will ask if they can do anything for you.You will ask for water, and a garbage can. Ask them if THEY can help move you. That way it shows them you are in a weakened state and aren’t physically capable to go to school.They might stay for a bit.Play up the nauesa. Say it feels like there’s foam in your mouth, bile in your throat, there’s a weight in your stomach, etc.If they are in you room, and aren’t convinced yet, roll around, and groan. Get off the bed and lay in one place on the floor because it’s “more comfortable”. Pull your knees to your head, hit the bed with your hands, curse. Just uplay how much pain you are in.This should work but it is hard. You have to make sure your parents don’t find traces of what you ate (if you vomited you are supposed to eat liquid diet, not junk food).Days off from school should still be educational so if your parent finds out you just watched YouTube all day they might get mad so tell them you did math homework and if they ask to see it just show them old completed work.Make sure your room isn’t a complete mess by the time they get home. They will check on you, it’s suspicious if your room is a mess, since you should have been in bed all day.But in reality you shouldn’t fake being sick. Ignoring your life isn’t going to bring you any closer to solving your problems, in fact it will just put you further behind. Get back to life.