How tight should my wedding dress fit?
If you were measured properly, you shouldn't have to worry about the dress fitting. The sales people should be trained how to measure and what size to order based on their measurements. If your dress doesn't fit and they ordered it in the size they recommended, it is not your fault, it is theirs and they will be ordering you a dress in the right size at no extra charge. relax until you try it on. If it doesn't fit then, that's when you raise a stink because THEY were the ones who measured you. Good luck!
How do I get poop off my wife's wedding dress?
Tonight was a complete disaster. I was eating pizza and watching a movie with my wife. Suddenly my stomach began to rumble and I quickly got up. I was halfway to the bathroom when I froze. I knew if I moved just one inch, I would leak. I had only one obstacle, my wife's wedding dress, which she took out of the closet where it has hung since we got married 2 years ago. She was afraid something bad might happen to it and so she was going to have it preserved and boxed. You can likely see where I am going with this. I started to drop my sweat pants and undies as I inched my way to the toilet. Then suddenly and without warning...I popped. I can't even explain it, but I suddenly lost bowel control. Diarrhea exploded everywhere and I just ran right to the toilet. After I cleaned up the bathroom and showered I knew I needed to check out the damage in the hallway. That's when I saw the dress, which now had a runny poop stain about the size of a Frisbee. I cleaned the hallway, and tried cleaning the dress. So far I have used dawn and water, that didn't work. I was thinking about laundry detergent but am worried I might ruin the dress. Is this something a dry cleaner can clean? I need to resolve this asap. I told my wife I put the dress in its bag (which I did), and in the back of our car. Please help me
DREAM: Torn wedding dress? What does it mean?
I had a dream that I was wearing a wedding dress and getting ready in the bridal dressing room right before my wedding. My wedding dress had a slight tear in it, which was located on the front of the skirt where my thigh was. The tear was like a cemtimeter. The dress was fine besides that. My best friend who was also my maid of honor, was going to help me fix the tear but she was using a dark grey thread and i said to her "NOOO you have to use white thread or people will be able to tell it's torn" I'm not planning on getting married. I am dating someone exclusively but from what I remember he was not in my dream; I never even saw who my groom was. what does this mean?
Wedding dress? Love handles? *pic*?
Go to a dress shop and try on dresses that are similar as to get an idea. The first one I wouldn't go with if you are self conscious about your hips cause it makes the toothpick model look hippy. You should go with an Empire waist so that the dress flows away from the body instead of clinging to it. I am a plus size and the dress I ordered (from www.lightinthebox.com) is very slimming, here is a pic of me in it if you like. http://s337.photobucket.com/albums/n369/mrsdoyle_01/ I really do stress going and trying on different styles before ordering, it was a HUGE help with me and I am so glad I did it. Good Luck and Congratulations. Also here is a site that will help you choses the most flattering dress style for your body type. http://www.brides.com/fashion/dresses/customfit
I'm worried I've gained too much weight to fit into my wedding gown. What can I do in a week and a half to lose the weight?
Eat hard-boiled eggs with only enough salt to give them a little flavor (or use black pepper instead), grass-fed beef, chicken, turkey, and wild caught salmon – lots of salmon. You can also add spinach, broccoli and green beans to your diet, but mostly drink a lot of water. Green tea is fine as long as it is decaf (and sweetened with only stevia and no sugar), but you must drink loads of water to help your body flush out the extra weight.You can eat as much as you want of the above ingredients so that you never feel hungry. It's best to eat three times a day, best in small quantities of whatever makes you feel full, and in between these three meals, drink tons of water or green tea. Small amounts of grass-fed butter, olive oil, coconut oil or avocado oil are fine if you need them to make your food taste better. No other oils are good for you. Some herbs and spices are also OK if you need them for flavor.The real trick is to completely avoid sugar, wheat, potatoes, rice, fruit (and some veggies that have carbs like corn), because any amount of sugar or carbs will slow down your weight loss and possibly prevent it entirely. Focusing on good quality protein and green veggies will do the trick.It's not that hard to stay on this restricted diet for a week and a half, and you should be able to lose 5 pounds easily. Any more than that is up to your particular body and metabolism.It's also a good idea to start off your morning with at least 8 ounces of warm water mixed with 1 tablespoon of lemon juice (but drink it through a straw aimed at the back of your mouth so it doesn't run over your teeth and damage your enamel). This will enable your liver and gallbladder to more effectively digest your food and push it through.
How worried should I be if my wife wants me to dress up in women’s clothes just around the house?
Question answered: How worried should I be if my wife wants me to dress up in women’s clothes just around the house?Worried???I’d be celebrating!Time to open a bottle of champagne !!!You lucky dog.If there’s one fantasy that about 99% of crossdressers have, you just named it in your question: To discover that your wife wants to dress you up in women’s clothing around the house (or anywhere else for that matter).This could very well be the beginning of one of the most amazing adventures of your life! Enjoy it… embrace it… and celebrate!Don’t worry about a thing. Your wife knows everything she needs to know about dressing you up in women’s clothing. I’m so HAPPY for you.Let her dress you up from head to toe. Let her pick out some deliciously pretty panties for you to wear for her. Let her find you a dozen blouses, skirts and dresses. Savor every single moment of this experience. If she wants you to wear a garter belt and nylon stockings, submit to her every request. And when she asks you to sit down at her vanity table so she can put a full face of makeup on you, don’t resist even slightly.This is going to be AMAZING for you in every possible way. I can only imagine what surprises she has up her sleeve.This is arousing just to think about. I can only imagine how wonderful your wife is.Please stay in touch with me and let me know how much you are enjoying this experience. It’s going to be fantastic and one of your most cherished memories.My congratulations to both of you!
What are the best wedding dresses for short, chubby brides?
DEAR GOD, please choose a dress that flatters you, not one you think is popular. look at yourself at every angle. don’t pick a strapless gown made for a girl with zero body fat. you are amazing, just the way you are. do not be swayed by ‘fashion’. find something that makes you feel beautiful. and if you have hired a photographer, get her in on the selection. she can tell you if your choice will flatter you. your bridesmaids might not, your mom may not, but your photographer, she’ll be honest with you. because she knows she’ll be shooting you in situations where you aren’t posed perfectly. she’ll know if the dress tends to emphasize areas you don’t want to show (strapless gowns emphasize back fat, under arm fat, etc.) but you need to be honest with whomever you are leaning on to be your advisor. tell her what your concerns are.if you have worries about your arms, sheer sleeves are great. if you have worries about your back, pick a dress that covers that. emphasize all the wonderful parts of your body, you will feel confident and gorgeous, and it will show in your photos.as a photographer, if there was one thing i could change, it would be the strapless dress. even women without an ounce of body fat are constantly pulling up their dress. there are so many photos that hit the cutting room floor because it’s a cute photo, but the bride is hiking up her dress.i’m only saying this because i believe that most people won’t tell you this. i’m not fat shaming anyone, in any way. we are all beautiful. but we are not all beautiful in the dress that society has deemed ‘ideal’. find your ideal.