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I Caught My Girlfriend Literally Eating My Poops What Should I Do

I caught my girlfriend eating her own poop! Should I be concerned?

Toni and Angela: *looks at each other* *looks back at you* Whaaaaaaaaa?

Toni: Sick world we're living in! Sick world!

Angela: Lmfao! xDDD Yeah, What Toni said! ;D

Toni: I *gag* I *swallow* I would be. *hold down vomit* Your girlfriends sick, man. Tell her to go see a therapist!
Angie- *gag* You have anything you wanna add?

Angela: Lmfao! Yes Toni, a couple. First off, Your Girlfriends a weirdo. 2nd, You're a troll. & Lastly that's nasty, it makes me wanna puke! (if I haven't already) *grabs trash can*

Toni: *Gag* do you even feed that girl?

Angela: lol, yeah! x]

I caught my girlfriend eating her own poop. What should I do?

I recently installed security cameras all around our house. Earlier today, I was going through my recordings to see if I could find out where I had left my wallet that I couldn't find. I was looking at the part right around when I left for work yesterday and I saw that after I had left for work, my girlfriend got a big painter's tarp and threw it over our living room and took a huge dump on the tarp. She then grabbed the poop and started eating it! She then stripped naked and started shoving turds in herself "down there" before eating it and rubbing it all over herself. It was the nastiest thing I've ever seen and I threw up a bunch after seeing it.

What should I do? We've been dating for years and I've never seen her do this before. I love her with all my heart and was actually thinking about proposing to her soon but now I don't know...

Please help!

I caught my girlfriend tasting her poop...now what?

I woke up this morning and being a little groggy didn't realize anyone was in the bathroom.We have a small window so we don't need to turn the lights on during the day.Well I walked in on her with a piece of poop in her hand and her breath smelled like it.She's says she's done it before and it's harmless.What do you think I should do? Maybe try it out with her?

Caught my girlfriend pooping what do I do?

Let me give you the first helpful answer. You install a bathroom fan. Get a powerful one, at least 150cfm, and 300cfm if the bathroom is big enough to spin around with your arms out (I'm trying to use measurements you can understand, since you apparently don't understand that both sexes poop). As for the 150 or 300cfm, just write those numbers down next to the words "bathroom fan" and hand them to a Home Depot employee.

Come to think of it, electricity is probably black magic to you, so add the word "installed" to the note you hand the employee. Also, bring a piece of mail that has been successfully delivered to your house, so they can get the address off the front. Make sure it isn't mail you stole from a neighbor, or they'll install the fan in the wrong house.

I caught my brother eating poop?

his friend sounds like a jerk, don't worry about those people making fun of u their just jerks u shouldn't have 2 care what they think of u because words may hurt but thats all they can do n before u know it they would forget about it n find someone else 2 pick on they always do anyway just don't let it get 2 u.

I caught my boyfriend eating POOP!! What should I do?

Earlier today, I took a dump in our bathroom but forgot to flush (total brainfart). My boyfriend went in after me and said, "Hey babe, you forgot to flush. Don't worry, I'll take care of it though." I apologized and was kind of embarrassed but didn't think too much of it... That is until my boyfriend was in the bathroom for way too long. So I went to the bathroom door and asked if he was okay and I only heard some gurgling noises. I got worried that maybe he fell and his head landed in the toilet water or something so I bust down the door only to find something much, much worse.

My boyfriend was there, shoveling my turds into his mouth as fast as he possibly could!! He was just grabbing them right out of the toilet and eating them like they were candy! It was the nastiest thing I'd ever seen. I screamed "WHAT THE F*CK?!" and he turned to me with poop covered face and said, "I TOLD YOU I'D TAKE CARE OF IT, BABE!" Then he tried to kiss me with poop in and all over his mouth!! I pushed him away and he got mad and started to try to force some of the turds into my mouth too!!! I fought back but he managed to get some of it in my mouth and it was the worst thing I'd ever tasted. I eventually knocked him to the ground and ran out of the house, screaming.

What should I do? Should I break up with him? Or should I give him another chance?

My girlfriend likes to eat poop?

I have security cameras in and around my house, and they record 24/7. My GF and I have been dating for almost 2 years. I had to check the recording to see where I left a document and as I forwarded something caught my eye. I saw my gf kiss me as I left for work. 10 minutes later she goes back in the main room with a big tarp. Next thing she takes a sh*t right there and eats it. Seriously. I was grossed out. I honestly love her and she honestly loves me. What do I do?

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First, wash her hand unless the redness goes off. Then, talk to her about it. Be neutral about the situation. Even if you ask her to avoid hook up with your boss, her intentions will remain the same. The more you force her out of her intentions, the more she wants to do it. So don't get attached to anybody, just stay calm. If they come, let them. If they go, let them. This is the law of nature.

For more than one year, they both told me — quite adamantly — when I would ask repeatedly, “What’s going on with you two? I think you’re having an affair.”I took my “best” girlfriend out for supper — my treat — every Friday night.She’d look at me, astonished, when I’d, once again, ask THE QUESTION, and she’d reply, “Ang!!! Look me in the eyes!!” She would stare me down from across the restaurant table.“Look at me!!” She’d point with her index finger at her eyeball. “Look me in the eye!!”Exasperated, she would state, “For the umteenth time, I am NOT interested in your husband!! He is NOT my type!!”So, on that fateful day, when I knocked on the hotel door at LaQuinta Inn and announced that I was “maid service,” and she answered the door, it was one of those truly unforgettable moments.She was clad in two towels. She had just exited the shower. One towel was wrapped on her head. The other, around her body.My naked husband lie on the bed watching cartoons and eating red licorice and sushi.We stared at each other, speechless, for a long, long time.Finally, she spoke.She cocked her to one side, smirked, and said,“Well, at least now, it’s out in the open!”Here’s the comedy song I wrote about it:

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