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In Astrology Which Zodiac Is Witty

What zodiac sign is most sarcastic?

Sarcasm is not a central feature of a person’s life purpose so it would not show up clearly in any sign. Character attributes are most closely associated with planetary energies and their interactions with one another. Everyone is capable of a sarcastic response, even the most saintly and nurturing. The key to sarcasm is conflicts of worldviews and values so always look for planets in square or oppositional aspects to each other in the chart.

What are the personality traits of each zodiac sign?

Since each person is unique, this won't be totally accurate but I'll do the moset steriotypical/common traits.Aries: March 25 - April 20 ~ Independent, Generous, Optimistic, Enthusiastic, Courageous, Moody, Short tempered, Self-involved, Impulsive, ImpatientTaurus: April 21 - May 21 ~ Dependable, Persistent, Loyal, Patient, Generous, Stubborn, Laziness,  Possessive, Materialistic, Self-indulgingGemini: May 22 - June 23 ~ Energetic, Clever, Imaginative, Witty, Adaptable, Superficial, Impulsive.  Restless, Devious, IndecisiveCancer: June 24 - July 23 ~ Loyalty, Dependable, Caring, Adaptable, Responsive, Moody, Clingy,    Self-pitying, Oversensitive, Self-absorbedLeo: July 24 - August 23 ~ Confident, Ambitious, Generous, Loyal, Encouraging, Pretentious, Domineering, Melodramatic, Stubborn, VainVirgo: August 24 - September 22 ~ Analytical, Observant, Helpful, Reliable, Precise, Skeptical, Fussy,  Inflexible, Cold, InterferingLibra: September 23 - October 23 ~ Diplomatic, Graceful, Peaceful, Idealistic, Hospitable, Superficial, Vain,  Indecisive, UnreliableScorpio: October 24 - November 22 ~ Loyal, Passionate, Resourceful, Observant, Dynamic, Jealous, Obsessive,  Suspicious, Manipulative, UnyieldingSagittarius: November 23 - December 21 ~ Independence, Optimistic, Cheerful, Freedom, Loving, Intellectual,  Unemotional, Irresponsible, Reckless, Rude, RestiveCapricorn: December 22 - January 19 ~ Responsible, Patient, Ambitious, Resourceful, Loyal, Dictatorial, Inhibited, Conceited, Distrusting, UnimaginativeAquarius ~ January 20 - February 18 ~ Witty, Clever, Humanitarian, Inventive, Original, Stubborn, Unemotional,Sarcastic, Rebellious, AloofPisces ~ February 19 - March 24 ~ Compassionate, Adaptable, Accepting, Devoted, Imaginative,Oversensitive, Indecisive, Self-pitying, Lazy, EscapistThere! I hope that helps!

What is the funniest zodiac sign?

I think aquarius are very funny everybody tell me I am very funny and all the aquarius I know are so funny
these signs are also funny
sagittarius(friend,grandmother)
aries(friend)
leo(mother)
capricorn(brother and guy friend)

Are Aries the least intelligent of the zodiac, since they are the first of the signs?

No, not really, intelligence is not based on signs, but since you ask. Aries is the first sign and they are the babies of the zodiac they tend to be immature and they have to get what they want, they also governs the head, which makes them witty, pioneer and smart but it is also accompanied by being headstrong and selfish. They are the leaders of the zodiac, because they made the first move and they expect others to follow them, aries are leaders but they are not managers and you know the difference between the two. Well but you cannot judge a person based on his/her sign, i know least intelligent people in each sign so i never make an assumption.

Which is the most clever zodiac sign?

Pisces

Do zodiac signs affect our lives and personality?

It depends on what you mean by “clever”.Unfortunately, in “The Age of Aquarius” society tends to value Scientific/Thinking abilities above the more artistic or practical ones. There is no point in being “clever” if you cannot earn a living.Every Zodiac Sign brings its own talents with it, and our task is to develop them as best we can - especially those related to our Sun Sign.Here is a list of Zodiac Signs together with the special abilties that they bring.=====================================================**FIRE SIGNS (Power. Stimulation)**(March 21-April 19) Aries The Ram - Leadership. Independent action(July 23-August 22) Leo the Lion - Controlled energy. Wise use of power.(Nov. 22 - December 21) Sagittarius the Archer - Future aims. Theory. Broadening the mind from travel or academic study.**AIR SIGNS (Training the mind. Communication)**(May 21-June 20) Gemini - The Twins. Rational thinking and practical experiment. Communication.(Sept. 23 - October 22) Libra - The Scales. Balance. Partnerships. Harmony in relationships. Decision Making.(Jan. 20 - February 18) Aquarius - The Water Carrier. A Cloud. Independence. Individuation. Finding new ways.**EARTH SIGNS (Practical abilities)**(April 20 - May 20) Taurus - The Bull. Overcoming Inertia. Organisation and Routine.Patience. Handling money and other resources - including the human body.(August 23 - Sept. 22) Virgo - The Virgin. Care of the body. Service to Self. Mental Analysis. Health. Discrimination.(December 22 - Jan.19) Capricorn - The Mountain Goat. Climbing. Long term planning. Career. Perseverance. Self Discipline.**WATER SIGNS (Compassion. Feelings. Psychic Abilities.)**(June 21 - July 22) Cancer The Crab - The Shell. Home building and Personal Security. Putting down roots. Psychic self defence.(October 23 - Nov. 21) Scorpio Scorpion/Eagle/Dove - Personal Transformation. Investigating the secrets of life. Research. Emotional Control. The Truth will set you free.(Feb. 19 - March 20) Pisces The Fish - The "sea" of the Collective Unconscious. Service to others. Karma.

Which planet is responsible in astrology for highest intelligence?

The ancient sages knew way before the west could find out, that there are several different kinds of intelligence, each ruled by a different planet.Depends upon the kind of intelligence that you are talking about. Here is a cheat sheet:Normal Intelligence: Normally acceptable definition of intelligence is the boy in the class who has quick answer for everything. You know the quick silver verbose and good at calculation types, “mercurial” intelligence. the name gives it up, it is for MERCURYIntellectual Wisdom: The “Professor” types people who don’t have the quick sliver intelligence but have slow and sober version called “Wisdom” know it all and spend their time guiding the others. JUPITEREmotional Intelligence: How is the other person feeling? Emotional intelligence has been the big thing of late and such people make great Human Resources persons and everything that has to do with feeling and caring. This one comes from the mother of all, MOON.Worldly Wise: You don’t work you don’t eat. Save for a rainy day. That’s the way things are here. And famously “ACT LIKE A MAN” All the old school wisdom comes from the grand old man Saturn. He makes you an offer that you can’t refuse.Artistic Intelligence: Fashion designers and dress makers to artists and interior decorators are the ones who know which color goes with what. Which tune would suit which occasion. Right from painting to playing musical instruments, all kinds of arts come from the planet of beauty and art, VENUS.Secret Intelligence: This is the guy has thirst for knowing the unknown from occult to nuclear science to nation’s secrets. This is all hidden knowledge and comes from the planet which is masters of shadows. This rules the criminal as well as the detectives. All the “Intelligence Services” e.g. CIA are ruled by this planet. RAHU.Spiritual Intelligence: Last but not the least, tell this is “other worldly” intelligence. This one comes not from head or even the heart, this one comes from the spirit. And the ruling planet is the one who has lost his head, but it is considered the wiest of all planets. KETUGod Bless,G. Vijay KumarImages: Google

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