Puns for Cards to attach to Kit-Kats?
Well, since they are Kit-Kats, you could do some that say "You crack me up!" or "Looks like you could use a break.". (cause Kit-Kats are known for the whole "Break time, any time" thing)
Funny things to write on a birthday card?
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. " "You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore." (written in real small text) "An old fart is as good as a new one." "I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are." "Count your blessings, not your wrinkles." "You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."" "Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday."
Math Christmas Card Puns?
"As the snow settles, you hear the lumberjacks up in the trees in the forest nearby, each felling trees to his own logger-rhythm. The Winner of the day's felling competition took his ex-'pponent to a bar for some distilled fermented sugar-cane they all just called "Oh". The "Oh" Rum burned when it went down, then took a reciprocal path, but to avoid trouble everyone was discrete..." Set the scene and carry on with a mathematically themed Christmas story nonsense as far as you wish. I suggest that trying to rhyme Yule and Euler doesn't woork because it is pronounced "oiler".
Music pun to write on my music teacher's birthday card!?
Puns aren't one of my fortes I'll give it shot. Just because you're getting older, doesn't mean you're out of key. Sometimes the score you have, has missed its rest. Though your reed is old, it's not totally dry, as you still have the wind to toot. Edit point: You have the tension, now just keep on stringing along. You still have some bright brass left in you.
My dearest Tiffany, love of my life,Please accept this dick pic as a token of my everlasting love for you. We have never met, but I have longed for you from afar for many long years. I drive past your house every day, and I often park across the street and simply wait in my car for hours, simply in hopes of catching even a glimpse of the heavenly perfection that is your body.Gazing through your bedroom window, many times have I laughed and wept alongside you as you watched “Mean Girls,” “High School Musical”, “10 Things I Hate About You”, and “The Little Mermaid”. I have salivated as I watched you bake brownies with Erica and Madison. I have lusted for you as I watched you engage in carnal relations with Liam.I feel that we are kindred souls. Every time I go through your trash, I feel a frisson at every Kotex you have used, every condom despoiled by you and Liam, every loofah that has cleansed your luminescent skin. Your favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry’s (mint chocolate cookie) is my favorite flavor.It is my fondest wish that you will acknowledge the fire in my loins and that we, too, may one day have sex.I remain most faithfully yours,[name redacted]
The traditional greeting card companies (Hallmark & American Greetings) typically work with a community of artists. They'll go through an artist's catalogue and pick out the cards they think are going to sell well, and the artists get a royalty. So at the beginning, all of the copy is done ahead of time with the artists hoping to get selected. After the company has chosen a few designs from an artist, it can evolve into a relationship that works more on a "we need a 2013 Chinese New Year card written" basis.On the digital side, it's typically a little less selective, and more of a "lets push out every design we can think of, maybe someone will buy it" attitude. www.CardGnome.com, the company I work for, is the middle ground. We have a very selective process for which artists can signup to post cards to our site, but once you've been approved, we trust the artist's judgement.
Some things to consider …Little details you’ve noticed that you love about your significant other.Inside jokes / references.Reference to memories that you’ve had together, maybe something related the ‘narrative’ of your relationship.Think about what they would respond to as an individual. Are they a romantic who would appreciate a cheesy card that reads like it’s come straight out of a movie? Or are they the type of person who would rather hear all the ways you appreciate them being a part of your life?Something I think would really help would be to consider what their “Love Language” is and then work from there.The most romantic thing you can do is come across as sincere, while recognising what it is that your partner wants to hear the most. Pay attention to the elements that are unique to your relationship.
Funny things to write on an 18 year olds birthday card?
ever heard of the chuffed birthday song (humorous)? look it up on youtube. the lyrics could provide you some great recommendations! as quickly as a 300 and sixty 5 days we relish stupid hats and plastic plates, the very shown fact which you have been in a position to make yet another trip around the solar. And the whole plan gathers around' presents and laughter do will certain, we set unfastened a thoroughly chuffed sound and sing that stupid song. chuffed Birthday, now your one 3 hundred and sixty 5 days older. chuffed Birthday, your existence nevertheless isn't over. chuffed Birthday, you probably did no longer accomplish plenty. yet you probably did no longer die this 3 hundred and sixty 5 days i think it rather is powerful adequate. So shall we drink on your fading well being, and need you do no longer remind your self your possibility of looking popularity and wealth decrease with each and every 3 hundred and sixty 5 days. Dose it sense like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps, and hoping that some day, possibly, your existence will carry some cheer. chuffed Birthday, what have you ever accomplished that concerns? chuffed Birthday, your beginning to get fatter. chuffed Birthday, this is downhill any further. attempt to no longer remind your self your superb years are all long previous. If cryogenics have been all unfastened then you certainly ought to stay like Walt Disney and stay for all eternity interior a block of ice. yet instead some time is desperate it rather is the only existence you get, or maybe though it hasen't ended yet some cases you like it may! chuffed Birthday, you such as you had extra funds. chuffed Birthday, your lifes so unhappy this is humorous. chuffed Birthday, how plenty extra are you able to take? yet your pals are hungry so basically decrease the stupid cake. chuffed Birthday, chuffed Birthday, chuffed Birthday, expensive..... (muttering) Ralph, bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob, starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah! P.S- this is by ability of ADAM SANDLER. he has lots others. and no, i dont think of its the actor. take excitement in!!