Can we post funny questions and answers on Quora?
Questions, yes, but please add the topic Joke Question, so that only people that actually want to be amused see them!Answers? Trickier: expect the answer to be ‘collapsed’, or even expect warnings if people don’t appreciate your sense of humour. Check the question and its comments for ‘tone’. Check existing answers first. If you can, look at who asked the question: ‘anonymous’ is not easily offended !)How can I see whether a question has been posted by “Anonymous”?Beware jokes that may be OK among friends would be visible to everyone …
B&A: Care To Answer Some Fun Questions?
Yaaay :D I'm bored too :/ 1) Vampires? Yay or nay? Eh, it depends. I'm a big Interview with the Vampire fan, and God knows how much I l love Carmilla and Dracula, but Vampire Kisses? Twilight? Please. If the writing's good, I love it, but I've been seeing a lot of crap lately. 2) Are you the sort of writer who can get a perfect image in your mind but can't seem to write it down, or do you have trouble picturing a scene but can write it down fine? I know EXACTLY what you mean. The same happens to me! I've got this great scene, but I have to rewrite it 10 times before I'm satisfied. And it takes me forever to think of the beginning sentence. 3) Fav sort of genre to read? Fantasy! :D With some Horror on the side. 4) Favourite female character from any book you've read? Lyra Belacqua from His Dark Materials. 5) Favourite male character from any book you've read. Uh...There's a lot of them XD Bobby Pendragon from Pendragon, Barrick Eddon from Shadowmarch, Holden Caulfield from the Catcher in the Rye and Jon Snow and Tyrion Lannister, both from A Song of Ice and Fire. And that's just the top 5. 6) QUICK!! You're somehow able to jump into ANY of the books you've read. Which book do you choose? And what sort of character would you want to be? Uhhh, off the top of my head, I think the Percy Jackson world would be ultra-cool. I'd be a daughter of Apollo :D Prophecy, healing and archery all in one package! 7) Now, what sort of character would you probably end up being? I'd probably actually be a sweet, but unfortunately human minor character. Someone who gets to know a demigod but doesn't have any cool powers. Just, you know, moral support or something. 8) Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy? (If you haven't read/watched Harry Potter....um.....tell me a short joke lol) DRACO MALFOY <3 Man, I totally forgot about him! He's my number 6 best male character :D 9) Am I asking stupid questions? -_- Nope! And even if they are, at least they're fun :D 10) What's a book/book series you would like to read sometime? I'd love to start reading The Wheel of Time soon, but I don't think I'd ever finish it, what with school and all. It's a super long series; 13 or 14 books. Thanks for the entertainment!
For fun- Choose the correct answer :D?
Wave-like contractions that move swallowed food through the esophagus is called mastication peristalsis momentum hydrolysis Glucose is stored in the liver as starch fat glycogen ATP Identify the false statement(s) below the esophagus secretes digestive enzymes the esophagus contains stratified squamous epithelium for protection the esophagus undergoes peristalsis to propel solids and liquids the esophagus extends from the pharynx to the stomach. Pepsin is associated with?? the mucosal lining of the stomach hydrochloric acid protein digestion all of the above Pancreatic juice contains all but which of the following enzymes? trypsin lipase amylase bile Which of the following is NOT a primary role of skeletal muscles? neutralizer protagonist fixator synergist
What is the funniest question you have seen on this??
i can't pick my funniest. but one of them was what does it mean to be constipated? and someone wrote WHEN YOU POOP PEBBLES AND BAM BAMS!!!!! that was so hilarious and i still find it funny.
What is the funniest question you have seen on herr?
I have kept a list of strange questions that I found on Y!A. I can't decide which of the following is the funniest: If I built a time machine that takes me to the present could I go there and fix my current problems? ----- ----- ----- What kind of currency could be used on Saturn? ----- ----- ----- If I were to paint a solid object with invisible paint would there be a shadow? ----- ----- ----- How did people find out the names of the dinosaurs? ----- ----- ----- What is a unit? And how many are there? ----- ----- ----- What is the length of day on the sun? ----- ----- ----- How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? ----- ----- ----- (Answer to “What do you think heaven will be like?”:) …if you get to choose between regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmm boy… ----- ----- ----- Does the gravitational pull become greater or less than between American states? ----- ----- ----- How can the Flintstones celebrate Christmas when they lived way before Jesus was born? ----- ----- ----- Do we know for a fact that there isn't any planet on the dark side of the sun? ----- ----- ----- If prayer really works, where's my pony? ----- ----- ----- If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat? ----- ----- ----- Where can I buy Orthodox shoes? ----- ----- ----- Writer Kurt Vonnegut died in 2007 - does anyone know if he is still dead? ----- ----- ----- If you die in America do you die in real life? ----- ----- ----- Why does the earth rotate faster at night? ----- ----- ----- I’ve heard that lemons would follow each other and jump off a cliff. True?
What is the funniest answer to "why did you choose Engineering?"
"I didn't choose the thug life.""I wanted to be Iron Man.""My wife made me do it.""My mom thought I'd be good at it because I liked to play Legos. Engineering is a lot harder than Legos, mom. [that's why I'm changing my major to communications. I know it means I'll be majoring in pre-unemployment, but it also means I'll have time for more important things. Like naps. And snacks.]"
How do I answer, being an ECE student, why you choose the software field?
Being an ECE student, i also have interest in software field. And during placements in IT companies, this is the most common question asked to the electronics students by the interviewers.So, you can answer this question as“Being an Electronics engineer, I understand the complete functionality of an electronic device but I am very much eager to know about the software development part for a particular hardware platform without which a hardware has no worth. So, for my complete knowledge and understanding of hardware, it is necessary for me to learn about software development process which is not possible without joining an IT industry. It will help me to corelate these two different areas which are mutually dependent to each other.”