My girlfriend asked me what her attractiveness rating is, and I said 7. Now she is really upset. What did I do wrong?
Here's what I have done in the past. My wife asked the same question many years ago. I never did give her a number, which is the real purpose of this plan. Essentially I went into full engineer mode and started musing about how to quantify such a thing. You know, with science! My wife lost interest at step 3. 1) identify the factors of attractiveness in a female. Let's break them into: three primary factors:- physical, emotional and social. 2) each of these factors will have a weight and a score. The weight is how important each factor is to a neutral male bystander. For the sake of argument let's make it: physical: 50%, emotional: 30%, social: 20%. 3) Identify key indicators that affect each of the primary factor scores.4) come up with a function for each indicator that generates a score for that indicator. For example, most women reach their peak physical attractiveness at around age 23. So, a 23 year old should get a score of 1.0. Any other age would get deductions based on how far away she is from the optimal. There are many factors that you can rate like this: waist/hip ratio, facial symmetry, hair length, number of close female friends, how much affection she shows, ratio of intimacy initiation, emotional stability, general health... 5) by now you should have a spreadsheet started. Enter all of the data into the spreadsheet. The ultimate score is a simple weighted average of each of the indicators. Do not show her the spreadsheet. 6) normalizes the top level to a value between 1 and 10.7) if the score is less than 7, simply add a couple points as a special bonus for agreeing to be with you and put up with your ineptitude. 8) present your findings as scientific proof at how attractive she is to you. 9) it just occurred to me that it might be an even better approach to compute your own numbers first. The factors and weights are different for men: physical: 20%, material: 40% and social: 40%. Just be damned sure that she scores a few decimals higher than you. Also, if there is a significant mismatch in her favor, you've got some work to do on yourself. * disclaimer: relationship spreadsheets are proven vaginal desiccants. Proceed at your peril.
Is this joke suppose to be calling blondes stupid, or immature?
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde." The following day the girl came skipping home from school again. "Mummy, Mummy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? a, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school once again. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a fine pair of 36C breasts. "Very good," said her somewhat embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" "No, dear, it's because you're 25."
A man has 81 cows and each is marked with a number from 1 to 81. The number represents amount of milk produced by that cow. How can these cows be divided among nine persons such that all get an equal number of cows producing an equal amount of milk?
The first thing that strikes after reading the question is “MAGIC SQUARE”.We just need to construct 9*9 magic square.SOFTWARE APPROACH :I wrote a command in MATLAB( engineers must have heard about this) for generating 9*9 magic square as well as sum of each row and column is 369.But what if you don’t have any platform to write code, then how will you generate?No worries, Brain is the fastest and most advanced Supercomputer, so here we go.HUMAN APPROACH:Let the nine person stand in a circle and start distributing each cow to everyone in sequential order starting from 1 to 81 in a special way.First distribute 1 to 9 cows to each of them starting from 1 to 9(1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9).Then distribute 10–18 cows to each of them starting from 2 to 1(2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,1).Then distribute 19–27 cows to each of them starting from 3 to 2(3,4,5,6,7,8,9,1,2).Then distribute 28–36 cows to each of them starting from 4 to 3(4,5,6,7,8,9,1,2,3).Then distribute 37–45 cows to each of them starting from 5 to 4(5,6,7,8,9,1,2,3,4).Then distribute 46–54 cows to each of them starting from 6 to 5(6,7,8,9,1,2,3,4,5).Then distribute 55–63 cows to each of them starting from 7 to 6(7,8,9,1,2,3,4,5,6).Then distribute 64–72 cows to each of them starting from 8 to 7(8,9,1,2,3,4,5,6,7).Then distribute 73–81 cows to each of them starting from 9 to 8(9,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8).In this way every person will get 9 cows with equal amount of milk i.e. 369.
5,6,7,8,and 9 DPO BFN.. feeling depressed...
Congratulations on conceiving your first child so quickly, and I hope that your second child will come quick as well. However, if it does not please do not worry or stress-it takes an average healthy couple a year to conceive. You just got lucky the first time! The average level of HCG at 14 DPO (the day you should expect your period) is 40. HCG doubles every 48 hours, so going backward that would give you a level of 20 at 12 DPO and a level of 10 at 10 DPO. With those levels, even the most sensitive tests might not pick up at 10-12 DPO. No need to give up hope for this month yet! The Dollar Tree tests are actually quite reliable-I have used many (MANY-our third is a little more than 7 years younger than our second, and we were trying for most of that time) of them and I never got a positive result when I was not pregnant or a negative result when I was, and it infact gave me a + before my period was due. I got a positive with my first pregnancy a week before my period was even due, and my dates were right on when I had an ultrasound. My second pregnancy, I held out on testing until the day my period was due, and got a negative that turned to a faint positive after the time limit-even though this test was more sensitive, and I was further along, than when I tested my first pregnancy. If you want to obsess over something while you wait, try http://www.PeeOnAStick.com It has a lot of great information. I used to have a website about testing early, with statistics and such, but it has sense changed URLs so I do not have the link anymore. I wish you the best, though!
I seem to hit my 9 and 8 iron same distance, 7 and 6 and maybe 5 the same too. What am I doing wrong?
Each club should be any where from 10-20 yards off of the next subsequent club up or down depending on how well you hit it. For instance I can hit my 9 iron anywhere from 125-135, thus averaging out around 130 yards. With my 8 iron I hit anywhere from 135-145 thus averaging out 140 yards. So you can see that my weak 8 iron could be equivalent to my 9 iron that has been hit extremely well. In my swing, the biggest loss of distance that I've seen has been when I get sidespin with my hands being open at impact. For years I was setup with the face open thus causing me to lose several yards in distance. I've corrected that problem as of the last six months or so and now am able to hit it pretty solid without losing much distance. Here are some videos on getting more distance: http://www.spooniesgc.com/?fname=vsearch... Good luck!
Between 0-9 how many possible 4digit combinations can be made? (and how is calculated)
If you can use 0–9 repeatedly in every digit, then the answer is 10,000The 1st digit has 10 possible choices (0–9). Same for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th digits.10 x 10 x 10 x 10 = 10,000If you can only use 0–9 once, then the answer is 5040The 1st digit has 10 possible choices (0–9), the 2nd digit has 9 choices (because one number has already been used for the 1st digit), the 3rd digit has 8 choices and the 4th digit has 7 choices.10 x 9 x 8 x 7 = 5040
What are some good WhatsApp dare messages or any other game messages?
Choose any one number from 1 to 30Answers:1. Send me your cutest picture2. Give me treat next time3. Date me4. Make my picture as your dp for whole day5. Ice cream treat6. Send a voice message saying that you love me in 3 romantic ways.7. Send me a photo of your first crush.8. Put your status for a day saying “I am mad”9. How do you describe me at least five line?10. Call me and say my name in a loud voice!11. Hug me when you meet me next12.Delete my phone number and forget me.13. What are your feelings about me?14.Take me for a long drive15. Tell me something you always wanted to say me but you couldn’t16. How do you want me to be?17. Rs 500 recharge to my mobile number.18. Dance on any song and send me the video19. What would you want our relation to be?20. Send me a voice note saying you love me in 3 romantic ways and keep ourname in your status21. Take a picture of yourself & send it to me now22. Send me a pic of you wearing the least clothes on you23. Send me a picture of what your doing now24. What am I to you?25. What’s your deepest secret?26. Be my one day boyfriend or girlfriend 27. Write your and my name in your status for 1 day!!!28. Tell me something you always wanted to say but you couldn’t29. Treat me with a movie....30. Tell me two negative points about me that you hate the most...Dare question 2 :Choose your any favorite color ?RedBlueYellowOrangeVioletBlackGreenWhitePurpleAnswers :Red : Tell me your deepest secret of your partner.Blue : Dance for 10 seconds and send me that video.Yellow : Send me a voice note saying that you are suffering from loose motion and in the end make sound as if you are farting...Orange : Tell me the most important person in your life?Violet : Don't talk to your BF/GF for one dayBlack :Change your WhatsApp DP to my picture.Green : Ask a neighbor for a roll of toilet paper.White :Say I Love You in a voice note.Purple :Call me and say I LOVE YOUChoose any one of your Lucky number from 1 to 10.Answers :1.Treat me with a movie !2.What kind of relationship do you expect from me ?3.Share a secret with me !4.Tell me your boyfriend/girlfriend name.5.Buy one chocolate for me !6.Like and comment on all my pics on Facebook 7.Send me I love you three times8.Write my name in your status for 1 day.9.Send me a video telling that I am sweet10.What you will do,If I'll block you on whatsappFor more Dare messages Read here : {Latest} Top 8 Best Dare Whatsapp Messages with answers
Can someone explain to me the joke why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ATE 9 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate (like chewed and swallowed) 9. it's just that 8 and ate sound the same. its stupid
Name ideas for names for the Hunger games (for a fan-fiction)?
District 1 (Luxury items. I.E. Jewellery) Boy - Bennett Silver Girl - Amber Stone District 2 (Masonry and weapons) Boy - Cannon Maverick Girl - Reagan Mason District 3 (Electronics) Boy - Arthur Tech Girl - Electra Gage District 4 (Fishing) Boy - Aaron Bass Girl - Nina Fisher District 5 (Power) Boy - Aubrey Caesar Girl - Emery Austin District 6 (Transportation) Boy - Archibald Duke Girl - Francesca Diego District 7 (Lumber and Paper) Boy - Brody Williams Girl - Piper Birch District 8 (Textiles) Boy - Mandan Blaise Girl - Mabel Spencer District 9 (Grain) Boy - Rhys Allen Girl - Charlotte Peters District 10 (Livestock) Boy - Ronan Brown Girl - Mary Clayton District 11 (Agriculture) Boy - Titus Phillips Girl - Cedar Jackson District 12 (Mining) Boy - Gabriel Jones Girl - Danielle Grey District 13 (Graphite and Nuclear tech) Boy - Abel Alexander Girl - Genevieve Thomas Capitol (Pain... Kidding) Boy - Jax Peirce Girl - Harlow Perry Haymitch's daughter - Lacey Abernathy. I hope I helped. If you don't like the names, try and find one related to their Districts proffesion. For example - District 1 make Jewels and luxary items, they should have higher class 'posh' names, or names like Crystal, Amethyst...