My cat has slimey poop and it smells wicked bad, what could that mean?
Simply speaking, the mucous is an indication of inflammation of some sort. Did your kitty get any new food, treats, get into any human foods, get into anything? If you're confident that nothing like the above happened, then it would be a good idea to take in a sample for analysis. If the kitty is doing well, you probably don't need to take it in yet, unless your vet suggests you do so. One of my cats always had soft, mucous-y stool. Turns out she was "allergic" to crappy food. When I switched her to a completely wet diet (raw and canned) that cleared right up. I won't bore you with a lecture, but I'll just say that SD is a low-quality food and you should consider switching brands. All wet is better (dry doesn't clean the teeth) but some dry is ok. If you'd like to learn more, see the links.
How can I seduce my cat? We're are in love but he wants to take it slow?
Well, the first thing you want to do is go to the store and buy some soft cat snacks, such as Pounce. When you get home, thread a needle with about four feet of thread. String the snacks onto the thread and then tie the ends together, making a necklace. Next, open a can of tuna and dip the tip of your pinky into the juice. Dab some behind your ears, on the insides of your wrists and behind your knees. It's important to put the tuna juice on your pulse points, as the proximity of your blood vessels to the skin surface will intensify the scent. Naturally, your cat will become intensely interested and will slink into your room, hunting for the source of the delicious scent. Recline in such a way as to expose your pulse points to the cat. He will immediately interpret this as a seductive ritual. Once he's noticed the smell, cover up those spots so he can't get to them. That's right...tease him a little. I know it seems cruel, but cats love nothing more than to be teased until they finally get their reward. Make it worth his while. Flip over onto your stomach and let the snack necklace dangle from the bed. Make a grand procedure of feeding him the snacks slowly...oh, ever so slowly, building the tension with each snack until it's unbearable. He will be nearly insane with lust by this time. Now is the crucial moment, when the heat has been building up to a near frenzy, to lock him out of the room. That's right. He'll howl in agony. He wants you SO much-you're just on the other side of the door but.....DAMMIT! he has no thumbs! He can't open the door! This will make his loins ache with a frenzy he's never known before. He will cry. Don't let him in. He may even throw himself against the door. No matter. Keep the door closed. Eventually he will become so frustrated that he'll go find a female cat to expend his built-up lust upon. Do not allow this to hurt your feelings. He only wants you to THINK you don't matter to him. Forgive his seedy wanderings. Soon he'll begin laying dead mice at your door as an offering of his love. Toss these aside with a derisive laugh. By now he will do ANYTHING you want to get your attention. And then, when you feel ready, open your door and.........omg I've got to go. My cat just winked at me! That clever bastard was reading over my shoulder and now...........aiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Do cats feel pain in their tails?
Yes, cats feel pain if you step on their tails. Or paws. Or sides. Or heads.The very tip end of the cat's tail is just fur. There's no bone, tendons or skin there to hurt. I believe that's what you're pressing when you do your thing. If you feel bone or flesh under there, don't press on it. It would be like if someone came up and randomly pressed the tip of your finger really hard.Either you've been extremely lucky or your cat is the most laid-back cat in the world.
Is it true that cats can detect and ward off wicked spirits?
Animals of all kinds can sense the presence of a Spirit/ghost or other less nice beings. Children usually can as well. Animals have an inbred sense of danger, or of something being “different” in their world. This comes from when their 'ancestors' were wild and needed that sense to stay alive. Plus, you can't brainwash an animal into thinking ghosts aren't real, like us humans do to our children. I have 2 cats and 2 dogs, and they know when we have a “visitor” moments before I do. With cats, it may be staring wide-eyed at a particular place for no apparent reason. Some cats will growl, hiss and hunch up for no apparent reason. Dogs seem to bark or growl, their hackles may come up….or, they may refuse to go near wherever the being is. There are other signs animals may show, but these are the most common.
Good audition song for musical theatre course?
ok ... I do musical theatre at a local community theatre. Im not great at it. BUT I know what I am capable of. I am not the BEST singer. I can hold a note. I have noticed that most girls who arent the best singers are usually stuck in the alto section (at our theatre). Its basiclly in your chest and pretty close to speaking range. I would suggest I dont know how to love him from jesus christ super star. EVEN with the belting.... if you are really getting her lessons they will help her work around it. I would suggest most songs from the sound of music NOTHING the nuns sing... try ANYTHING else. oooo how about grease.... ther are worst things I can do. There are plenty of songs that are out there that can be sung mainly in your chest voice and are able to be spoken. tell her I said BREAK A LEG!!
Why do dogs maul/kill cats?
Why do some dogs, I know not all dogs maul/kill cats? And why do some cats kill mice? I know and believe animals are not wicked, they do not kill for pleasure, they kill for food or self defense, that has been proven and no one will convince me otherwise, therefore I just don't understand why some pets choose to kill eachother, what is going that we hear of a stray dog or something killing a cat or mauling a child or something?
Witches....... do you have a spell to turn my pet cat Emma into a real person?
Yes, there is a spell that can change your Emma into a person. Here's what to do: 1) Take a cauldron (or a large pot you would cook soup in) and place it in a dark space. 2) Call Emma to you (she must come willingly) and place her within the pot 3) Focus your mind's eye into the vision of a woman you would find appealing while you place Emma in the pot. Cover the pot with a lid. You'll need a strand of hair from another woman that is similar in appearance to your vision of what Emma is to become. Find such a girl, and use the magic phrase below on her to obtain this hair... MAGIC WORDS: "Will you go out with me?" VOILA! Emma's cat form has visibly vanished to be replaced by the woman of your desires! ** WARNING!!! Side effects may occur in forms of slaps, clawing, or mace if you drool, leer, pant, or grind while approaching the woman. Practice caution and coolness! **
Can cats kill your outdoor pet rabbit?
yes they can. having an outdoor rabbit is something i dont recommend. raccoons, cats, dogs, hawks, anything that eats a rabbit can kill it. if you live in a place that sees snow, the cold can kill it if you don't know what to do in the winter. rabbits that live outside can get disease easier and will most likely live a few years shorter. they are also lonelier without a rabbit friend (NEVER put 2 unneutered males together!) or you around all the time. if this is your first rabbit i'd recommend buying a few books and doing some research. rabbits actually require more care than dogs or cats and are very costly. plus it may not be legal if you have an outside rabbit and the cage smells and bothers neighbors. (you need to clean them often) if you get a rabbit after all and have done your homework on them please adopt one. www.petfinder.com can help you find a new friend in your area. thousands of them are put down every year because too many are in shelters. shelter pets often come cheaper, litter/house trained, spayed/nuetered, and well behaved because they know how bad life can get because of past abuse. if you have any questions feel free to email me because i've rescued and studied rabbits for years.