If everyone in the world farted at the same time, would it cause global warming?
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What would happen if every human being in the world meditated at the same time?
It depend on what kind of meditation. If it is mindfulness meditation, then it will be very interesting to answer.Assuming all human do mindfulness meditation in correct way, my prediction, will be: Nothing unusual will happen. World will be just like it is.yea, thief will still be stealing, murderer will still kill other, good person will still be a good person.mindfulness meditation basically just observing our self with no judgment. doing so should not create any interference with whatsoever we usually do. We just witnessing ourself without encouraging or discouraging anything out of our behavior.The fruit of long term mindfulness meditation, is deep understanding about ourself.If all human can have a deep understanding about them self, maybe this world is no longer silly.
What would happen if every creature in the world went blind for 20 seconds?
I go blind often. It's called ocular migraines, and it's caused by light coming in at an unnatural angle, like from underneath if i’m near water bodies. It comes on slowly then very quickly. I kind of have time to grab a caffeinated drink and wait for it to blind me fully (the effects are like a light show on the line where i’m going blind as the darkness evelopes me). Then I drink the caffeinated drink and just relax. An hour or so later I can see fine again and i just have a headache.So, to correctly answer the question- the first time I freaked out and ended up at the ER with a CAT scan, the second time I decided to fight it head-on, and ever since I just wait for the wave to crest and then I fight it. So- yup everyone would freak out and then it would be over, and the next time it would be a minor inconvenience and the next time after that merely an annoyance
If everyone in a plane were to jump up at the very same time, what would happen to the plane?
Ohh another fun theoretical question! If everyone on the plane jumped at the same time the plane would dip slightly and then return to normal flight. When everyone is mid-jump their weight will be momentarily removed from the plane. So the plane would actually be carrying less weight for that fraction of a second and its lift would continue to be the same. So the plane would actually rise (a very small amount for a fraction of a second).Unfortunately, in physics there's no such thing as a free lunch. When everyone starts to jump they will push down on the plane to jump into the air. That extra downward force would push the aircraft down ever so slightly.So when you jump you push the plane down a little and then while you're mid-jump the plane raises a little to meet you...That said you'd probably feel the aircraft move more when flying through turbulence. You're talking about a relatively small force applied for a tiny fraction of a second. An aircraft (the equipment, the passangers luggage, the cargo freight, etc) has a lot of mass and inertia compared to the people riding it. You'll move it a little, but not enough to do anything interesting...
What is the world's record for the longest fart?
Warning gross facts ahead.The longest recorded fart was achieved by a man. His name is Bernard Clemmens from London and he achieved a whopping 2 minute and 48 second continuous fart.However, another fact is the longest poo was 7.92 metres (26 feet) long and guess what it came from a woman as well.
I farted in front of my friends - How can i get over it?? im so ashamed
We all have flatulence throughout the day; and depending on our digestive system; what we ate, etc., it can be minimal or more pronounced. Stop kicking yourself around the block for something that happened without you forcing it to happen. All one can say at the time is, "EXCUSE me!". You're making much more out of this than they are; but, since you're so upset. . . for the one gal who is your close friend; just talk to her and explain how embarassed you were and how it still bothers you, and that you are sorry it happened...and then forget about it! If she is as good a friend as you claim her to be. . . she is not going to punish you and/or stop being your friend. As far as the other two....there is nothing to do. By the way. . . being male or female has nothing to do with it. . . both genders pass gas. It's just that most guys think it's funny. . . whereas women don't.
Is it dumb that I can't burp or fart in a restaurant?
It's only rude if you do it on purpose and laugh about it, obnoxiously. If you let out a fart or burp by accident, and say excuse me, that's good manners. The people around you understand that everyone has bodily issues. I think your friend was just being paranoid. In my opinion, *they* were being the rude one in that situation.
If someone farted, would you judge them?
Why would I judge? This exact scenario happened in a 9th grade English class DURING a test. How do the manufacturers accidentally build school furniture to act like megaphones? A pretty girl I had no hope of winning sat immediately behind me. I knew I had to fart, I was just holding it back till the noise level came back up or the bell, whichever came first as I believed I could keep it near silent in such a noise level. But the pressure kept building until without letting it go it escaped trombone style reverberating through my seat, then like a percussion wave spreads out from an explosion, occupied desks went sliding away from me in all directions. I was mortified as I turned my head to scan the carnage, my worst fears were confirmed. The worst thing I could have done I had done. The classroom roared with laughter, those in the immediate vicinity were wearing contorted faces though it didn't smell. I was certain I was going to melt onto the tile floor into a puddle of stained reputation I couldn't possibly survive nor did I desire to endure. It was EPIC before ‘epic fail’ was a thing. I knew I would hear about this until the last time I ever saw anyone who'd been there. My nonexistent social life was doomed to fail to launch. No invitations to parties for me, no girlfriends for me, no FRIENDS!!! I was now going to be the social pariah leaning against the wall at the prom with 6 other nerds who couldn't find dates, or friends. They would name this, “blowing a Branham” and use it the world over whenever someone farted loudly in a silent moment like at a rememberence when someone had died or in a court room when there's a pause in the presentation or a church after the pastor offered the invitation. Then Mrs. Albright called the class back to their tasks of test taking , everyone pushed their desks back in place and finished the test. The rest of the day went pretty much as I imagined but I did keep my friends and I did find dates and they didn't name the test-taker’s fart after me and I had a fine time at the prom with the exception of the disco music and the pretty girl who sat behind me stayed ‘out of my league.’Moral of the story is, “lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself.” Otherwise you'll be impossible to live with.
What would you do if your IQ was 100 points higher than everyone else on Earth?
If everyone else stayed the same, but my IQ went up, I would have NO friends. Even now, hardly anyone likes to associate with me, unless forced to. Most don’t mention it, but I’ve heard some rumors like, “She’s just so full of herself,” and “she thinks she knows everything.” That second remark was made after I got something practical right that no one else present could (not just a test question). No, I don’t know everything. Nobody does.If my IQ stayed the same, but everyone else dumbed down? I’d probably be revered as a god, since they wouldn’t know where weather came from. I wouldn’t be able to do surgery by myself, and wouldn’t have any help from them, so at least I’m not a medical doctor. I couldn’t make drugs by myself, anyway, and the currently present ones would go fast, for a whole world.I’d be the only one who knew how to drive, but gas runs out or evaporates. I couldn’t just tell everyone in the world to send all their gas to me, because how could I possibly speak to a world? The satellites would still be up there, okay, but I don’t know how to use them, and I wouldn’t have time to read up on it.NOBODY would have the internet, both because you have to have people running the places that transmit signals, and people running the places that regulate electricity. Someone with an IQ of 65 can barely take in food, let alone get up to go to the bathroom.