What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard?
A grocer owned a parrot.Every day, he would put the parrot cage outside, in front of his store, so the bird could catch a bit of sunshine.One morning, down the street comes Trump. The bird, happy to have an audience, starts screaming: ‘’Impeach Trump!!! Impeach Trump!!!’’This annoys Trump to the fullest but he says nothing, just walks by.The following day, Trumps comes around again and the parrot starts again: ‘’Impeach Trump!!!’’ ‘’Impeach Trump!!!’’Now Trump is getting really upset, he stares down the parrot, emits a few curses and leaves.The third day, the parrot continues his screaming as Trump approaches and Trump has enough.Storming into the store, he gives a piece of his mind to the grocer: ‘’If I hear that bird again, I will strangle him with my own hands and see that your store never sees a client for the rest of your miserable life!’’The grocer is very afraid, he has no control over the bird, he knows that whatever he does, he is lost. Then, he starts thinking… Our parish priest has a parrot, maybe, if I explain the problem, the priest will let me exchange birds until things calm down.And so, it is done. Next morning, the grocer puts out the priest’s parrot in front of the store and anxiously waits for Trump.As expected, Trump comes by, the bird is silent. Trump tries to stare it down, walks around it, but still not a word. Trump is speechless: how can it be? He says nothing and continues his walk.Same thing the next day, and the next.On the fourth day, Trump, being Trump, cannot take it anymore. He walks up to the bird and whispers to him: ‘’Impeach Trump, Impeach Trump’’, the bird ruffles its feathers but makes no sound.Maybe he did not hear me… so Trump, tries a bit louder: ‘’Impeach Trump, Impeach Trump’’, but still not a word from the bird.This gets Trump mad as hell; he wanted to wring this bird’s neck so bad and he has no reason to do it now. Getting real close to the parrot’s ears, he yells at the top of his lungs: ‘’Impeach Trump, Impeach Trump!!!’’The bird slowly turns its head, stares at Trump and calmly says: ‘’May God answer your prayers, my son!’’