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Whats Your Worst Nightmare

Whats your worst nightmare?

My nightmares usually involve zombies. However my worst one was stumbling across a corpse sitting in a car with his throat slashed. It was worse because it was different from the zombies. The zombies kind of came back to life and moved, whereas this one was just...dead.

Oh, and I had three Jack the Ripper dreams in a row once.

And I dreamed that the Slitheen from Doctor Who came into my house and tried to kill everyone. That was weird.

What's your worst nightmare?

well...a bit blurry but i still remember that my parents found out i'm a gay. i haven't break the news yet in reality. angry, sad, disappoint and etc...makes my heart pounding very hard that time but i felt very relieved when i had woke up from that nightmare...soo...that was nasty...and the worst part is i've told you something i shouldn't because can't contain anymore...

Whats a pirates worst nightmare?

Here are a couple............

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t !"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."


What did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants?
he says: Argghh its driving me nuts!


What's a pirates favorite instument?

What was your worst nightmare?

Hillary Clinton gets elected president of the United States.

What is Your worst Nightmare?

one of those things that can personify your fears. Im in a lot of pain or/and trapped

Describe your worst nightmare?

Losing my family