Where Can I Rent Fat Happy Mexicans That Dance For My Kid

I’ll give you stripper perspective.It’s possible. Though not in the way you might imagine.Strippers see countless men, every night. We’ve been offered money for sex, multiple times in the same night before we even sat down to speak to you. Generally standards are high for us to want to hook up.( if she’s a career stripper 8–10 in hotness and what you fantasize about- I’m not talking about the drug addicts or those who aren’t actually career dancers)Think about it. Dick is abundant and of low value to us. We generally are exhausted and have expended all of our emotional energy and would rather date somebody outside of the club. Smooth talking college kids with 20$ in their pockets are useless to us, We can get a snot nosed frat boy any time any place without his drunken false ego.But, there are occasions and men -that definitely break this rule. If you’re attractive, fit her ‘ideal’ and spent a bit of money on her- she’ll have an idea if she wants to sleep with you. During a dance, we get to see how well endowed you are, what your body feels like, chemistry and flirting etc. If you tick all the right boxes, you can do it. But don’t expect it to happen often. It’s like catching a unicorn. So don’t go into a club expecting it to be an easy feat- don’t harass the girls to come home with you and your chances go up significantly.

I am currently living and working in Cote d’Ivoire, West Africa. Here are a few things I’ve had to learn to get used to (that would not fly if I was still in the U.S.):Co-workers and acquaintances smiling at me and telling me, “You’re getting fatter!” No matter how much I know they mean it as a compliment, it’s hard to get used to.Showing up late and unprepared for meetings, and not even apologizing for it because it’s so normal.People of all ages calling out, “la blanche!” (which means, “the white girl!” in French) when I pass them on the street. (This is not derogatory; it’s basically the equivalent of people in Latin America using the term “gringo”)Asking very personal questions during our first meeting, like, “Why aren’t you married? Why don’t you have any children?”Upon learning that I am from the U.S., saying, “When you go back to America, take me with you.” (Again, this is coming from people I have just met)Asking for my phone number, and when I say no, pressing the issue and asking, “Why not? You don’t want to be my friend?”Random marriage proposals.I’m sure I could think of more, but this will do for now.

This question appeared on my feed and I found it interesting that 51 answers had been collapsed (yes: "fifty-one").Even the 5 answers that weren't collapsed didn't really explore the question.But I don't think I saw any answers from a self-professed female, so I thought I'd toss in my 2¢, for what it's worth.At the outset, let me define my terms. I'm not gonna get into the gender debate. That's for a different question. Let's just call the person who sits on the lap the "sitter" for purposes of this discussion. We'll call the person being sat upon the "lap," and I'll use the terms "she" and "he" respectively, since the question referred to "girls sitting on guys."First. When someone sits on your lap, It's a very intimate position that leaves very little doubt about the sitter's intentions.Second. It psychologically traps the lap person, but not in a dangerous way. The lap person experiences a wide range of conflicting feelings when sat upon. The lap person is often aroused, but other feelings come up as well.Usually a lap person doesn't feel dangerously trapped, cornered, or pursued when sat upon, but I think all of these feelings arise when one finds another person sitting on their lap.In other words, although the lap person is often aroused, he probably understands that he could quickly escape from this situation if he decided to do so (by standing up, thereby dumping the sitter unceremoniously onto the floor).So the lap person knows it's a game…a flirtation, but one of high significance. Again: There's nothing subtle about what the sitter is trying to convey when she sits on a lap.But the whole thing is completely innocent, publicly acceptable, and "safe" for all involved parties.I won't venture further, except to mention that people pay a lot of money for lap dances…. for good reason.(My qualifications for answering this: I've sat upon many laps, and I know why I did it. I also had a lap dance once, in a gentleman's club, so I've experienced both, um, positions.)