What was the craziest thing you've ever seen or written in a resume or CV?
Read about this and thought I should share. Enjoy..!!Actual Lines from ResumesI am very detail-oreinted.My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.I am sicking and entry-level position.It's best for employers that I not work with people.Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job." And I like your company in particular.You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate!I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity.Please disregard the attached resume—it is terribly out of date.Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.Previous experience: Self-employed--a fiasco.Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business.My experience in horticulture is well-rooted.Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.I am a rabid typist.Education: College, August 1880 - May 1984.I have a bachelorette degree in computers.Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.Graduated in the top 66% of my class.Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes.I worked as a Corporate Lesion.Special Skills: Speak English.Served as assistant sore manager.Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job.Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts.Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis
When is the best time to shop / sale season in italy?
There are two “end of season sales” periods in Italy: - Winter sales on January; - Summer sales on July. Sales generally start on the first Saturday of these two months, but every region is different. This year in Milan, Lombardia region, sales started on January the 5th and July the 5th. Yes, big-name designer shops also go on sale! Note that if you want to come to Italy for shopping you don’t have to wait too long after these dates, because the best items sell like crazy straight after the first days of sales!! The best city for shopping in Italy is Milan and the most famous streets for fashion are “Via Montenapoleone” and “Via della Spiga”.
What are some of the best examples of "beauty with brains"?
Akanksha Choudhary.She is a model who won miss India elite crown 2016. She is just 20 years old and soon will represent India internationally in beauty pageants.But here’s whats extremely exciting about her. Akanshka is a IIM- A student. She secured an admission in its flagship PGP program (which is probably the world’s toughest course to get selected into). She scored a 98.12 percentile in her CAT and has joined IIM-A for the 2017 -19 batch. She is also a alumni of the prestigious Shri Ram College of Commerce in New Delhi where she secured 5th rank.And if all that was not enough, she became a model by fluke, yeah like just like that. Here’s what she has to say about it.After auditioning at a management institute, she was selected to contest in Miss India Elite, which she won last year. “I took part in the event just out of interest. I did not expect to win, let alone work as a model after that. Being a model has groomed me to maintain a fit and healthy lifestyle and understand that the beauty lies in the values we inculcate in our lives. The rigorous routine of maintaining a healthy body and taking part in modelling events has even pushed me to manage my time wisely,” she said.Well it seems she wants to become a niche consultant (well I don’t even know what exactly that is) but I guess with that face no interviewer is going to turn her down.Yeah I know life is unfair!!ReferencesAn IIM-A Student And Beauty Pageant Winner, Akanksha Choudhary Will Represent India Globallyhttp://indianexpress.com/article/education/this-iim-ahmedabad-student-miss-india-elite-srcc-mba-akanksha-choudhary-is-a-beauty-pageant-winner-and-represent-india-internationally-4780213