What is your craziest fantasy?????????????????????
That somehow I get shipwrecked on a lush deserted island with Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, and Halle Berry. Our clothes seem to be missing and it's really hot so nobody much gives a s*it. The girls develop a weird affinity for coconut bowling, which you have to see to believe. Angelina has a thing for light bondage while suspended from a tree with rubber-like vines, Halle likes to swim and use me for a raft, and Salma just likes to watch until she can't stand it anymore. She has the Kama Sutra memorized. It's hot during the day but it gets cold at night so we all have to cuddle. We see another plane land in the ocean one day. It's Britney Spears and we immediately vote her off the island. She gets really pi$$ed so when she's picked up by an aircraft carrier she tries to send people to rescue us. She does the aircraft carrier. Not just the sailors, but the boat itself, too. It really sucks everywhere else anymore so whenever we see planes and boats we hide. And we all lived happily ever after.
I don't want to go camping with my Dad? Help please!!!?
I am a 13 year old girl, And I, am a city girl. I love to go to the mountains to just visit, but camping, is not my thing. Last summer, we went camping 3 times, two in which my Mom went with us. That night while we was watching a movie and lying in bed, my Mom and Dad were kissing. They're separated! They were never married! So I didn't get no sleep. The next 2 days we were up there, they did the exact same thing, one night, I think they even had sex. Then, the next time, we decided to take her again. It continued, I got no sleep while they were up making love. The last time, It was just me, my sister, and my Dad. It was fine, except for the fact that my Dad's boring. We went to bed at 9, woke up at 8, had lunch at noon. Nothing ever changed. We did the same thing everyday. Not only that, I don't like the mountains, I don't like fishing, and there's nothing to do up there. He wants to take me this july, 8th 9th and 10th. I really don't want to go, and he says that until I'm 18, I have to. My Mom says, if I can come up with a good enough reason, then I don't have to go. But, I can't think of anything! I hate camping, especially after my experiences. Please help!
What is the best way to make a girl believe that you truly love her?
Girlfriend: Your phone is ringing.Boyfriend: Who's that?Girlfriend: Smita.Boyfriend: Oh.Girlfriend: *picks up* Hello?Smita: Oh hello. Is Abhishek there?Girlfriend: Yes. He's in a shower. May I help you?Smita: Actually I am a colleague of Abhishek. We both went to the office trip recently. So I wanted the pictures. Can you please tell him to share it at my number?Girlfriend: Sure.Smita: Okay thanks.Girlfriend: By the way, I'm his girlfriend.Smita: Oh yeah. He told me about you. Have a good day.Girlfriend: You too.Girlfriend toured his phone gallery and saw every single photo. She was curious to see Abhishek and Smita together in a picture. And there was one. Only one. Where Abhishek was smiling awkwardly and Smita was pulling him close but there was still a humongous amount of gap. His girlfriend smiled seeing those pictures. She selected a few of them and then shared it to Smita’s WhatsApp number.After sharing the pictures she started scrolling the chats between Abhishek and Smita and read their conversation. There was some point where Smita tried flirting with him but Abhishek didn't respond. Soon she read one message where Abhishek was having a discussion on surprising his girlfriend on her birthday, that made her smile. He bought a ring for her and he was telling Smita about it. She was smiling so much that she didn't even read the rest of the conversation. She didn't read Abhishek’s conversations with other girls. She was smiling stupidly.Abhishek was out of the shower and went to put on some clothes. His girlfriend followed him.She hugged him from behindGirlfriend: Baby?Abhishek: Yeah. Did you talk to Smita?Girlfriend: Yeah I did.Abhishek: Okay.Girlfriend: Smita flirts with you?Abhishek: She's really bad at it. Trust me.Girlfriend: Oh so you're her instructor?Abhishek: I'm just an observer.Girlfriend: Listen. When is my birthday?Abhishek: I remember.Girlfriend: What are you doing?Abhishek: For now nothing. Maybe we'll go for dinner.Girlfriend: Okay baby..It's 3 a.m.Pull my collar and take me inside.Sorry baby. *wink*Rahul