What do Russians say when they answer the phone?
When answering th phone, we say "ALLO" which originated from "hello" but does not mean quite the saem in our language. We also sometimes just say "YES?" or just say the name and/or surname, if it is in office.
If you found a bag with $300k in front of your door, with the message "Thanks for everything, enjoy", what would you do?
I’d start looking around for the hidden camera crew, and if none were present, I would call the police to come and take it. No one “leaves” that much money for someone without explanation. If it was there, that means it was most likely done so by accident, a wrong address perhaps. The note is meaningless since there is no context.Maybe I would react differently if whoever left the money used my name in the note with more specifics, but a random note of “Thanks for everything, enjoy” contains no real information. It could be code for all I know.Also, it’s very possible that the cash is ill gotten gains, possibly drug money or something similarly illegal. The owners would likely come looking for it when they realized the mistake and would be very unhappy to not find it. Few legitimate businesses ever have that much cash on hand, ie. banks, casinos, etc.For giggles, let’s say it was actually pennies from heaven and you did keep it… How are you going to explain that much cash when you go to deposit it? Or buy a house or car with it? Large cash transactions get reported automatically. Think anyone will believe that it was just left it on your doorstep? The police would eventually be asking questions anyway.If you never deposited it or bought anything expensive, the only thing you could use it for would be small purchases over a very long period, unless you took the time to launder it, which you also might not want to do, because that is illegal.Essentially, the only way I would consider keeping the money is if the note was much clearer and more specific, so I would know without a doubt it was intended as a gift for me. But since the question stipulates the note’s vagueness, I would just let the authorities deal with it.I don’t need that kind of trouble in my life.
What should you do if a stranger knocks on your front door at 2AM?
A stranger once pounded on my door late at night. I looked through the window and it was a woman who was so upset she was almost incoherent. She told me she had just escaped from two abductors. There was a car with a door open and the motor running across the street. I wasn't going to open the door, but she pleaded and said she had almost no clothes on. I changed my mind and let her in. I had her sit down, gave her a blanket, and called the police. It turned out that she had been abducted that morning in a store parking lot and driven around in her own car until the rapists abandoned her and the car in front of my house. She managed to get herself untied and out of the car and to my door. The police came, and eventually an ambulance. The woman was traumatized and terrified so I rode with her to the emergency room. Two detectives gave me a ride back. The two detectives told me that it was a mistake to open my door. She could have had accomplices waiting hidden. But what would it be like to be in this woman's situation and to be left shivering on someone's doorstep waiting for the police to arrive? Many strangers have helped me in my life. I would never tell you to open your door to a stranger in any situation. There are people who perpetrate scams by pretending to be in distress. You have to keep safe. But I am glad that I was there when this woman needed help.
Why do Jehovah's witnesses always come to my door?
Invite them in and once they start talking begin masturbating. I did that once and they left and never came back.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?
omg jillolli totally got it!! i cant believe it.. i thought this was the dumbest joke!! (i did hear it as in the resturaunt, not cafe but who cares) wow. ill give u 10 pts.
What are some door to door sales tricks that really work?
Repetition and finding a way to make it fun. Look at each interaction as a game, where you have the power to make both of you have a good time - you can do this by inserting humor, pattern-breaks (interrupting their usual “no-thanks” response), and some self-deprecating honesty, like “Man, you don’t want to talk to me, frankly, I wouldn’t either, but you can do me a favor and I can let you guys get back to dinner” and such.If you have time, maybe the best thing you can do, honestly, is take an improv class.Here are some good books to read:You can’t teach a kid to ride a bike at a seminar - SandlerHow to win friends and influence people - CarnegieChallenger sale - Adamson